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Like Lisa, Michael is an intellectually precocious and principled individual who often feels like an outsider within his own social or political circles. He demonstrates a deep commitment to high-minded aesthetics and history, such as his “Anglican preferences” for traditional liturgy and classical music. His tweets often critique his own side for lacking intellectual depth, lamenting that “so much of the American right is already a freak show”. Furthermore, he shares Lisa’s passion for civic improvement and urbanism, advocating for “teaching more kids to bike in school” and building better transit. This combination of a refined, “Baltic German age mindset” and a sense of moral duty to correct others' logic perfectly mirrors Lisa's character.

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Michael exhibits strong Introversion and Intuition through his scholarly focus on “Conceptual History and Regulatory Policy” and his tendency to seek solitude, noted when he says he “will be less active on here for Lent... please do not contact”. His Thinking trait is evident in his logical, often biting critiques of policy, such as when he argues that “if your tariff/trade strategy is unstable and not built on solid foundations, it will fail every time”. Finally, his Judging preference is shown through his structured lists of preferences and historical rankings, like his “final prediction” maps and detailed breakdown of “How I'd vote in every Republican Primary/Convention from 1904 to 1960”.

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Virginia-based analyst of policy and High Church Anglicanism. Known for critiquing 'trad' influencers while sipping a ginger julep and advocating for better trains.– @MichaelShinkar

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This cocktail reflects Michael’s refined 'Old High Church/Laudian' aesthetic, blending a sophisticated 19th-century spirit with a punchy “Ginger as a substitute” twist. The base of gin and cider nods to his “Anglican preferences” and love for “winter ale”, while the smoky tea garnish represents his fascination with “smoke filling the nave” at St. Mary the Virgin. Despite his high-brow interests in 'Conceptual History,' the drink is grounded in a practical 'Old Vermont' sensibility, avoiding the “insufferable” complexity of the online 'dissident right.' It is a drink for someone who “lieks trains” and values “law & order for the people.”

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Michael's profile is defined by an academic and analytical lens, as evidenced by his bio focusing on Conceptual History and Regulatory Policy. He demonstrates the Ravenclaw trait of intellectual nuance by critiquing the American right for lacking “interesting ideas about urbanism or sprawl” and providing a highly specific list of preferred “Anglican preferences,” including 17th-century theologians and liturgical minutiae. His analytical nature is further revealed through his detailed critique of “tariff/trade strategy” and his observation that college admissions should test if one can “tell this is satire.” Ultimately, his feed prioritizes historical context and intellectual consistency over the raw populism or tribalism typical of other houses.

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Michael's profile reflects a distinctively traditionalist and Old World sensibility, deeply rooted in high-church Anglicanism and classical aesthetics. His preference for the “1928 (USA) or 1662” Book of Common Prayer and his self-identification as “Old High Church/Laudian” suggest a person who values structure, ritual, and history. This song, characterized by its witty, erudite, and somewhat elitist perspective, matches his tendency to critique modern 'slop' and his disdain for the “freak show” of current political subcultures. Much like the character of Henry Higgins, Michael displays a refined, almost anachronistic intellectualism, whether he is praising “Charles Villiers Stanford’s Magnificat in G Major” or advocating for “urban cycling” and traditional town planning.

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