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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is a perfect match because she is the science‑savvy, curious kid who loves space and technology. Michael’s bio calls him a "wannabe aerospace photographer," and his tweets show a relentless drive to document rockets, e.g., "working on a collection of Atlas B now! gonna do every rocket and all the versions… soon." He also asks thoughtful tech questions like "how do yall feel about AI upscaled images?" which mirrors Lisa’s love of learning new tech. His skepticism of sensational media (“don’t listen to the media lol, imagine if yall listened to them after a starship failure…”) reflects Lisa’s critical thinking. Finally, his excitement in posts such as "LETS GO" and "V3 is gonna look insaneee" captures the same enthusiastic, youthful enthusiasm Lisa displays for space missions.

Your MBTI personality Type
Michael’s tweets show an outward, social style – he constantly engages the community with calls to action like "if yall could RT this that would be amazing 😭" and expresses affection for his followers ("i love all my followers"). He focuses on concrete, detailed information about rockets and photography, such as "working on a collection of Atlas B now! gonna do every rocket and all the versions… soon" and sharing specific launch photos. His decision‑making is logical and fact‑based, evident in statements like "don’t listen to the media lol, imagine if yall listened to them after a starship failure when you know they lie for clicks" and "SpaceX has produced enough raptor 3s for 5 full stacks." He also demonstrates a structured, deadline‑oriented approach, promoting time‑limited sales ("all my prints are 25% off until december 25th!") and organizing his image archives meticulously ("still working on it, but it’s a bunch of photos… organized"). This combination of extroverted interaction, sensing detail, thinking logic, and judging organization aligns with the ESTJ personality type.

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15-yr-old Florida rocket nerd 📸 | Model rocketeer & space photographer | Prints for sale, chasing boosters (once filmed fireworks) #NeverTellMeTheOdds– @michaelsrockets

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures Michael's love for rockets and photography with a bright blue hue from Blue Curaçao, echoing his tweet "I bought a Blue check to show off my love for Blue Origin". The tropical pineapple and lime evoke his Florida roots, just like the sunrise shots he posts from the launch pads. A splash of silver edible glitter mimics the sparkle of starlight in his photos, reminding us of his line "NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS☀️" that appears in multiple tweets. The rum provides the rocket‑fuel kick he craves after watching videos like "the video of booster 18 getting ripped open made me wake up fastttt". Finally, the bittersweet finish reflects his self‑deprecating humor from tweets like "kill me" and his drive to share his work with followers.

Your Hogwarts House
Michael’s tweets reveal a strong drive to achieve and dominate his niche, as seen when he declares "working on a collection of Atlas B now! gonna do every rocket and all the versions… soon," reflecting Slytherin’s ambition. He constantly pushes his personal brand and profit motives, posting "all my prints are 25% off until december 25th! :) link in bio" and urging followers to retweet, showing resourcefulness and a desire for success. His willingness to challenge narratives and outwit others appears in "don’t listen to the media lol, imagine if yall listened to them after a starship failure when you know they lie for clicks," a cunning attitude typical of Slytherins. The recurring mantra "NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS" echoes Jeff Bezos’s boldness and a disregard for obstacles, aligning with Slytherin’s fearless pursuit of lofty goals. While he shows loyalty to his community, the dominant traits of ambition, strategic self‑promotion, and a relentless drive to outdo the competition point him most strongly toward Slytherin.

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Space Oddity captures the mix of awe, anticipation, and occasional loss that defines Michael’s feed. His tweets such as 'and it’s gone.' and 'and it’s dead' echo the lyric 'Ground control to Major Tom, your circuit's dead.' His constant updates on rocket launches ('SpaceX has produced enough raptor 3s for 5 full stacks.') mirror the song’s focus on a lone explorer venturing into the unknown. The recurring 'Never tell me the odds' sentiment reflects Major Tom’s defiance of caution. Finally, his passion for photographing rockets ('working on a collection of Atlas B now!') aligns with the song’s vivid space imagery and sense of wonder.

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