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@Microwavethe3 embodies the chaotic, rebellious, and self-deprecating energy of Bart Simpson, frequently oscillating between edgy humor and genuine school-related stress. Like Bart, they express a blatant disregard for authority and public figures, seen when they exclaim “Fuck you trump” or mockingly shout “JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK” at those who block them. Their struggle with academics is a recurring theme, noted by their “3 missing assigments” and the relatably blunt admission, “I love rei, i hate school”. Despite the bravado, there is an underlying artistic ambition and a sense of being an outcast, much like Bart’s occasional moments of vulnerability and creative mischief.

Your MBTI personality Type
Microwave exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary hobbies like drawing and gaming, as well as expressing social discomfort, such as when they ask “how does one start a art account and make an actual following”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their abstract self-descriptions as a “free thinker” and their deep emotional connection to media like Signalis and Monogatari. They lean toward Feeling (F), frequently venting raw emotional states like “I want to kill myself” or expressing intense love/hate for various figures and fictional characters. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their disorganized academic life, exemplified by having “3 missing assigments” and their spontaneous, often erratic posting style.

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Digital artist and Silent Hill enthusiast. Once spent 30 minutes boiling water for a hair wash just for the heater to kick back on. Striving for a better schedule.– @Microwavethe3

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This drink is an experimental, high-voltage mess that perfectly captures a user who claims, “I describe myself as a free thinker, often”. The bitter Campari reflects their constant digital friction, from being “blocked by some dude for some reason” to their vocal disdain for “fat niggas” and “extremists”. The sour hibiscus adds a floral note for their softer interests, like when they admit, “I love u testament guilt y gear” or celebrate “lesbian day”. Finally, the activated charcoal turns the drink pitch black to match their frequent doom-posting, specifically when they tweet, “I want to kill myself” or lament having “3 missing assigments”.

Your Hogwarts House
Despite their chaotic online persona, Microwavethe3 demonstrates a Ravenclaw-coded focus on creative pursuits and analytical introspection. They value artistic skill and original work, as seen when they ask “How does one start a art account and make an actual following to look at your work” or express frustration over being “retarded moid like me” while still striving to create. Their appreciation for complex media like Monogatari and Signalis, alongside the observation that “Monogatari spoiled my expectations for anime, now they look like shit”, shows a preference for intellectually stimulating and avant-garde content. Furthermore, their self-description as a “free thinker, often” and their frequent deep dives into specific aesthetic niches like Visual Kei suggest a classic Ravenclaw affinity for unique perspectives and the pursuit of individualistic interests.

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The user exhibits a deeply self-deprecating and alienated personality, frequently referring to themselves with slurs and expressing a sense of not belonging, much like the narrator in Creep. They explicitly mention their struggle with self-worth and social standing, asking “How does one start a art account and make an actual following to look at your work when youre a retarded moid like me”. Their affinity for 90s alternative aesthetics is clear, even quoting Radiohead directly with “Dont leave me high dont leave me dry”. The song’s themes of isolation and desire for a 'special' life mirror their admission that “The hardest thing someone can admit is envy, we are all envious yet hide it”. Ultimately, their blend of niche interests and chronic online frustration encapsulates the 'weirdo' energy defined by the track.

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