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Lisa Simpson is the best match because she embodies the user's deep introspection, mental‑health struggles, and love for music and pop culture. The user writes, "i've never not tried to attempt suicide during christmas season youd think itd work by now", echoing Lisa’s occasional bouts of depression and existential angst seen in episodes like "The Yellow Badge of Courage". Their line "my medication is working so well i was able to make 2 phone calls today" mirrors Lisa’s experience with therapy and medication to manage anxiety. The tweet "I am simultaneously the most open book/the most repressed person alive" reflects Lisa’s constant conflict between being an outspoken intellectual and feeling isolated among peers. Finally, references to music ("caramelldansen", "I wish I was at a concert rn") and pop‑culture ("Death Note", "archangel michael") fit Lisa’s curiosity and love of learning.

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The user shows strong Introversion, often sharing deeply personal and introspective thoughts like "I’ve never not tried to attempt suicide during christmas season…" and "I am simultaneously the most open book/the most repressed person alive." Their language is highly abstract and future‑oriented, reflecting Intuition with statements such as "sexting in soulseek dms will be big in 2026" and metaphorical lines like "the world is your oyster you have to eat it." Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and emotions, evident in tweets like "Having a crush as an adult is torture & makes me understand why people diagnose themselves with BPD" and "I want to lie here with you keep the wolves outside the door." Finally, their lifestyle is spontaneous and unstructured, as they jump between topics (e.g., "i've been single for nearly a year now and it's awesum because now all my friends are my girlfriends" and "i wish i could tweet the smell"), indicating a Perceiving preference.

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Survived holiday blues, now channeling it into anime, music & mental health advocacy. Once tried summoning Archangel Michael with a karaoke mic. 🎤✨– @midheavenlily

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The cocktail blends dark charcoal gin with bright blood‑orange juice, echoing the user's love of contrast between gloom and fleeting color, as they wrote "i hate getting invited to parties because my fear of being alive kinda brings the vibe down [picture]". A dash of cherry liqueur adds a sweet, nostalgic note that mirrors their nostalgic references like "when i was younger and forced to go to church i hated it and would pretend to be a church mouse [picture]". A whisper of absinthe gives an otherworldly, slightly unsettling edge, capturing the surreal tone of tweets such as "the mold is there on purpose my room is silent hill themed [picture]". Finally, edible silver glitter crowns the drink like angelic wings, tying to their frequent mentions of angels ("archangel michael omg im your biggest fan [picture]") and their desire to be both "sweet hearted but mischevious [picture]".

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The user often displays cunning and self‑preserving behavior, such as using 'dark psychology' to manipulate crushes ('i have a crush ^u^ although Im kind of a hoe and use dark psychology so 😉 I'm never going to act on it'). They show strong ambition and a competitive mindset, like urging victory ('if we didnt have a chance at winning they wouldnt be trying so hard to stop us #Wellyes'). Their statements also emphasize personal empowerment and a willingness to take risks, e.g., 'Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, LOAD, AIM, FIRE.' Additionally, frequent references to self‑interest, drug use, and a desire to dominate their environment ('the world is your oyster you have to eat it') align with Slytherin values of ambition and resourcefulness. Therefore, Slytherin best fits their overall pattern.

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The track "Hurt" captures the user's persistent self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, as seen in tweets like "i've never not tried to attempt suicide during christmas season youd think itd work by now" and "I want to throw away more than exists". The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" directly mirrors their admission of self‑harm. Additionally, references to drug use such as "heroin winter" and "k hole" align with the line "The needle tears a hole" in the song. The melancholic tone reflects frequent expressions of despair like "My life could not get any worse so at least. uhh" and "I wish I didn't think so much". The overall sense of isolation and yearning for rescue matches the user's cry for help in "If anybody could have saved me it would have been you".

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