Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically aware: Comments thoughtfully on Iran, Afghanistan, US policy and diaspora dynamics, e.g. criticizing focus on diaspora instead of events inside Iran in “The Iranian diaspora is stupid. Yes. But I Feel like we are wasting precious time…”.
- Self‑reflective: Openly discusses personal identity and experiences, like being Shia targeted by other Shias in “I got hit by sectarian violence from other shias despite the fact that I am shia too.” and joking about “Muslim pretending to be Jewish” in “I am a Muslim pretending to be Jewish…”.
- Empathetic: Shows concern for oppressed or at‑risk groups, e.g. highlighting Abkhazians’ instability in “Abkhazians getting thier passports confiscated by Russia…” and calling the lone Afghan Jew “the most opressed person on earth” in “The most opressed person on earth is that one jew in Afghanistan…”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd, surreal humor to engage, such as the ‘south African butt coach’ running joke in “Burkina Faso has banned South Africa 🇿🇦 butt coach…” and the ICE Nutella scenario in “When ice agents interrupt my Nutella tricks lesson in school…”.
- Politically independent: Critiques multiple sides rather than sticking to one camp, e.g. mocking ICE in “Jokes aside. It's hilarious that ICE could have easily kept deporting people unbothered…”, calling out Iranian regime in “I have no positive view on iran future…”, and questioning Trump criticism in “Without invoking pedophila. What's so bad about trump?”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile tone: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing that can alienate others, such as “I don't want your bullshit here” in the bio and mocking diaspora as “stupid” in “The Iranian diaspora is stupid. Yes.”.
- Edgy humor: Relies on provocative or incendiary jokes that can be misread as bigotry or trivialization, e.g. “Hitler is reborn again?” in “Hitler is reborn again?” and repeated use of charged stereotypes in “There are two types of Israelis when it comes to tourism…”.
- Identity confusion: Layered identity jokes can blur what they truly stand for, like “I am a Muslim pretending to be Jewish following a jew who is pretending to be Muslim” in this tweet, making their real positions harder to read or trust.
- Despairing outlook: Expresses strongly pessimistic views about the future, e.g. “I have no positive view on iran future… Bloodshed is unavoidable” in this tweet, which may demotivate both themselves and followers.
- Insensitive framing: Touches serious issues with flippant language, like making light of deportations and violence in “ICE agents when they see a unarmed old woman” or talking about fandom pedophilia in a meme format in “Sometimes. You have to accept that the Fandom you are in is full of pedophiles.”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, politically-aware class clown who mixes genuine insight with relentless shitposting. Like Bart, they lean into edgy, provocative humor about geopolitics and power, e.g. “Kirkuk is kurdish ❌️ Kirkuk is Turkish ❌️ Kirkuk is arab ❌️ Kirkuk is a part of China new autonomous region ✅️ #Chinainvadeus” and “I want to thank @realDonaldTrump for stopping the war between my country azerbaijan and Albania . It was a very bloody war and my whole family died in it . If not for the great president trump I would been in the trenches by now .”, which reads as obvious trolling. Their timeline is full of irreverent, absurd scenarios—like “When ice agents interrupt my Nutella tricks lesson in school to deport me back to burkina faso but my south African butt coach comes to save me and takes me to the UAE to eat dubi chocolate and dance with the mossad”—very much in the spirit of Bart’s elaborate pranks and fantasies. Yet underneath the jokes there’s a real political and moral streak, such as concern over Iranian deaths in “Truth nuke . But people do downplay the deaths in iran rn way too much for my liking” and criticism of institutions in “Jokes aside. It's hilarious that ICE could have easily kept deporting people unbothered if they didn't shoot every person they see unprovoked”. The “pro ship DNI” bio and constant boundary-pushing jokes echo Bart’s mix of juvenile rebellion and a surprisingly consistent internal code about what crosses the line. Overall, they embody Bart’s blend of mischief, cynicism about authority, and occasional, unexpectedly sharp moral clarity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They show a high degree of social engagement, constant interaction with others, and comfort being a visible persona, suggesting Extraversion. They banter, roleplay, and address followers directly, e.g. “Are you guys going with me to south African butt coach lessons?” and “Hi guys”, and ask for interaction like “I left arab . Ask me anything”. Their focus is on big-picture politics, identity, and hypothetical scenarios rather than concrete step‑by‑step detail, e.g. “2070. Ai putin is now leading Russia… Lesotho becomes the world new super power” and “Kirkuk is… a part of China new autonomous region ✅️ #Chinainvadeus”, which fits Intuition. They tend to analyze and mock systems and groups with cutting, often cynical logic rather than soothing anyone’s feelings, as in “Jokes aside. It's hilarious that ICE could have easily kept deporting people unbothered if they didn't shoot every person they see unprovoked” and “The Iranian diaspora is stupid. Yes. But I Feel like we are wasting precious time on thier Antics instead of you know. Focusing on iran itself…”, pointing to Thinking over Feeling. Their timeline is highly spontaneous, full of sudden shitposts, shifting topics, and playful contradictions (e.g. “I don't like syria or iraq rn I am azerbaijani pilled” and the tongue‑in‑cheek political platform “My platform if i run for Prime Minister in 🇦🇿”), which aligns with a flexible, improvisational Perceiving style rather than structured planning. Altogether, a politically obsessed, contrarian, humorous, idea‑driven, and chaos‑friendly online persona best matches ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the best part of your Iranian passport is visa-free Georgia and Turkey — forget that, if I’m the destination, would you consider emotional visa-free access too?
- You’re out here campaigning for ‘China invade us’ in Iraq and Kirkuk as a new Chinese autonomous region — meanwhile I’m just trying to get you to annex my heart and declare it a special zone of Azerbaijan.
- As a pro–Azerbaijan non-binary kid who wants open borders, trains, and more Jewish investments, you basically described my type: geopolitically chaotic, morally based, and weirdly romantic. Can I be your first infrastructure project?
- You joked about being a Muslim pretending to be Jewish, following a Jew pretending to be Muslim — if we date, we can complete the trilogy: two confused people pretending not to be insanely into each other.
- You talk about ICE agents, Taliban takes, Iranian protests, and diaspora drama, but still find time to stan Turkmenistan and ‘south Africa butt coach’ — anyone who can balance that much unhinged lore definitely has the emotional range to handle one more side quest: me.
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Azeri in Stockholm with too many flags and opinions. Once planned a trip to Afghanistan, stayed for the memes instead. Politics, diaspora, odd maps.– @midnight_b65055
Your signature cocktail
The Azerbaijani Butt Coach Negroni
This cocktail is a chaotic, bitter-sweet mix for the self-proclaimed pro Azerbaijan non-binary kid who tweets things like “PRO azerbaijan non binary kid” and “🐺 🇦🇿 🇹🇷 don't let the jews separate us . We are one nation”. The pomegranate liqueur captures their intense regional passion and diasporic angst when they say “The Iranian diaspora is stupid... we are wasting precious time on their Antics instead of... focusing on iran itself which is still unstable”. Bitter amaro reflects lines like “I have no positive view on iran future... Bloodshed is unavoidable”, giving the drink a dark political edge. The raki/anise note celebrates their obsession with the Turkic world and jokes like “I don't like syria or iraq rn I am azerbaijani pilled” and “Countries I haven’t been to but wanna visit: 🇦🇿🇦🇿...🇦🇿🇹🇲”. The chili tincture channels the unhinged meme energy of posts like “Burkina Faso has banned South Africa 🇿🇦 butt coach from entering Burkina Faso 🇧🇫” and the ICE shitposts “ICE agents when they see a unarmed old woman”. Finally, the lemon squeeze is their sharp, mocking humor when they deadpan about fandoms and politics, like “Sometimes. You have to accept that the Fandom you are in is full of pedophiles. And it's the time to give up.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a marked tendency toward moral bravery and loud, confrontational conviction that aligns most with Gryffindor. They repeatedly speak out on dangerous or sensitive political issues, for example criticizing minimization of Iranian deaths in “Truth nuke . But people do downplay the deaths in iran rn way too much for my liking”, openly attacking the Taliban in “Top 10 reasons why I don't support the taliban”, and pessimistically but bluntly addressing repression in Iran in “I have no positive view on iran future… Bloodshed is unavoidable”. Their style is impulsive, dramatic and often combative, as seen in “I support my armenian brothers and sisters against the fascist American government” and the unapologetic stance in their bio: “pro ship DNI. I don't want your bullshit here.” At the same time, they display a protective instinct toward marginalized or embattled groups, e.g. highlighting Jewish minorities and diaspora dynamics in tweets like “According to iran Jewish community ..they suffered zero deaths but some of thier memebers got arrested in the protests” and “The most opressed person on earth is that one jew in Afghanistan…”. While they have some Ravenclaw wit and Slytherin snark, the dominant pattern is bold, values-driven outspokenness and willingness to take social risks for their beliefs, which is quintessentially Gryffindor.
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Your song
American Idiot - Green Day
The best fit is Green Day – American Idiot, because it channels angry, hyper-political online chaos mixed with dark humor and disillusionment. They openly roast U.S. policy and security forces in tweets like “Jokes aside. It's hilarious that ICE could have easily kept deporting people unbothered if they didn't shoot every person they see unprovoked” and “MAGA when ICE kills white people”, mirroring the song’s contempt for violent, performative patriotism. Their timeline is full of global geopolitical shitposting — from “Turkey did a special military operation in Cyprus to protect turkic speakers in the north” to “I have no positive view on iran future… Bloodshed is unavoidable” — which fits the song’s theme of a world saturated with conflict and media noise. The mix of irony and sincerity in posts like “My platform if i run for Prime Minister in 🇦🇿 : Legalize Gay Marriage… More Jewish investments” mirrors the track’s blend of satire and genuine frustration. Overall, the song’s anti-establishment energy and critique of nationalist stupidity closely match this account’s tone and worldview.
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