Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate gamer: Frequently shares and offers help with Genshin and Star Rail, e.g. offering services for Welkin/BP in “if you pay me welkin moon, i can do 1 of your Genshin AQ or 100% exploration a region for you. if you buy me battle pass, i can build a character for you.”
- Loyal partner: Mentions eating out with their partner and talks about him with familiarity and humor in “eating at a bbq grill with my partner. and breh. he eats his beef like this.”
- Socially aware: Speaks up for trans respect and basic decency, e.g. “If you can call someone by their gamertag you can call trans people by their preferred name.” and “If you can refer to Alexander as 'bibinos' you can refer to trans people by their preferred pronouns.”
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares emotional states through lyrics and reactions such as “No, I don't need no help I can sabotage me by myself…” and multiple crying/heart tweets.
- Humor driven: Leans into jokes and memes, like “i searched for big booty ho, and i came up in the image results 🙁 fuck this baka life” and playful Genshin/Pokémon reactions.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing toward others, e.g. bio line “go fuck off” and tweet “If you think otherwise, then fuck you and fuck off.”
- Confrontational tone: Calls people out in a very direct, hostile way in posts like “How butthurt can you get? It's absolutely my choice if I unfollow a streamer.”
- Self‑sabotaging mindset: Identifies with self-destructive themes, e.g. “No, I don't need no help I can sabotage me by myself…” and “HOE'S DEPRESSED” in this tweet.
- Negative platform focus: Often fixates on how bad platforms/tech are—“microsoft is slop” in this tweet, “microslop indeed” in this tweet, and “Twitter is so full of bot posts now. it's so dead.” in this tweet.
- Public vulgar oversharing: Posts explicit sexual details that may read as oversharing, e.g. “phenomaman has a pussy. trust me, I've been inside it.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Eric reads as a passionate, opinionated nerd with a strong moral compass and lots of feelings just under a sarcastic surface, which aligns most closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re deeply into their interests (here it’s Genshin, Star Rail, Pokémon, Linux, etc.) and will rant about them with intensity, as in “PLEASE SOMEONE FUND LINUX.” and “microsoft is slop”. They’re also outspoken about social issues and fairness, in a very Lisa way, with posts like “If you can call someone by their gamertag you can call trans people by their preferred name.” and “If you can refer to Alexander as 'bibinos' you can refer to trans people by their preferred pronouns.”. The emotional, sometimes melodramatic lyrics they quote — for example “No, I don't need no help I can sabotage me by myself” and “Cos falling's easy / But it only brings you down” — echo Lisa’s introspective, dramatic side. Finally, their readiness to snap at haters (“If you're here to hate, I suggest you go fuck off.”) and to fiercely defend their ships and tastes (“Sandrone and Columbina belongs together. If you think otherwise, then fuck you and fuck off.”) fits Lisa’s mix of idealism and sharp-tongued defensiveness when her values or fandoms are challenged.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets revolve around solitary media consumption and online fandom (Genshin, Star Rail, The Orville, games, music) rather than real-life socializing, and when people annoy them they push away hard, e.g. their bio and posts like “If you're here to hate, I suggest you go fuck off. I have better things to worry than your sorry ass.”. Their focus is strongly intuitive: they spin speculative scenarios and character dynamics rather than sticking to pure facts, such as “wait til we find out that dottore is actually manipulating more stuff being the scenes and would be the reason why the tsaritsa lost her lover, and she didn't know it was him.” and ship-centric takes like “Sandrone and Columbina belongs together. If you think otherwise, then fuck you and fuck off.”. Their moral language and defense of people show a strong feeling preference: they talk in terms of respect and identity, for example “If you can refer to Alexander as 'bibinos' you can refer to trans people by their preferred pronouns.” and “If you can call someone by their gamertag you can call trans people by their preferred name.”, and they react emotionally and protectively when boundaries are crossed, as in “How butthurt can you get? It's absolutely my choice if I unfollow a streamer.”. Finally, they seem more perceiving than judging: they emphasize enjoyment and flexibility over optimization and strict structure, like “if I'm not enjoying the game, I'm uninstalling. otherwise, i don't care if it's taking me long to beat a level as long as I'm enjoying it.”, and their timeline is full of spontaneous reactions, emotional song lyrics, and shifting hyperfixations rather than planned, ordered projects, further fitting an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said if someone pays Welkin you’ll clear their Genshin AQ or 100% a region—how many Welkins does it cost for you to fully explore my heart instead?
- You’re in love with that new Genshin dragon at first sight, but I’ve seen your dottore team and your ‘thot squad’—clearly you have great taste in dangerous builds, so… wanna add one more risk and party up with me?
- You left that cursed company, roast ‘microslop’, and beg people to ‘PLEASE SOMEONE FUND LINUX’—how about we open-source this situationship and see if our chemistry compiles?
- You daydream about salmon sashimi tasting like clouds and just discovered lamb isn’t bad—how about we grab sashimi and lamb together, and you can decide if I’m as ‘cloud-soft’ as your TL makes you sound tough.
- You said Sandrone and Columbina belong together and ‘fuck you and fuck off’ if anyone disagrees—bold take, but I think you and I belong together too; feel free to tell me to fuck off after a co-op run and some star-rail night chatting.
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Your new Twitter bio
Eric | 26 | Genshin & Star Rail enjoyer, part-time theorycrafter. Once tried peppermint tea, now trusts only coffee and salmon sashimi.– @midnightowlbear
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Owlbear Sashimi Sour
This cocktail starts with smoky Japanese whisky for their late‑night gamer grind and that slightly jaded corporate exhaustion, echoing their bio about “Corpa is sucking me dry” and posts like “Twitter is so full of bot posts now. it's so dead.”. Lychee liqueur brings a deceptively sweet, fruity hit that mirrors their thirst-tweets like “Matthew Lillard is so fuckin FINE man. FUCK. 🥵” and all the “he’s so handsome 🥵” energy. Sharp yuzu juice adds a bright, emotional tang to match their dramatic lyrics and crying emojis, from “No, I don't need no help I can sabotage me by myself” to “STOP MAKING ME CRY MORE.”. A moody black tea syrup nods to their hatred of peppermint tea (“tastes like gum steeped in hot water. DIS GUS TING!”) while keeping the drink dark, cozy, and a little bitter, like an all-night Genshin/Star Rail session. Finally, a briny sea salt foam sits on top, inspired by their new love of salmon sashimi (“I'M NOW IN LOVE WITH SALMON SASHIMI”) and their salty, zero‑tolerance responses to bigotry such as “If you can refer to Alexander as 'bibinos' you can refer to trans people by their preferred pronouns.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Eric shows a strong Slytherin streak through blunt self‑preservation and clear boundaries. When reacting to people policing their viewing habits, they snap back with: “How butthurt can you get? It's absolutely my choice if I unfollow a streamer. So now I can't watch a different streamer just because you're streaming together?”, which reflects a refusal to be guilt‑tripped and a protectiveness over their own autonomy. They also gatekeep power and information with a hint of pride in exclusivity, calling something “the ultra gatekept OP fling potion. you'll NEVER see it coming.” in this tweet, a very Slytherin way of enjoying having an edge others don't. Their passionate, ride-or-die attitude about ships — “Sandrone and Columbina belongs together. If you think otherwise, then fuck you and fuck off.” in this tweet — and their bio warning haters to “go fuck off” show an intense, almost territorial loyalty that Slytherins often reserve for the people and ideas they care about. Combined with their willingness to monetize their Genshin skills — “if you pay me welkin moon, i can do 1 of your Genshin AQ or 100% exploration a region for you. if you buy me battle pass, i can build a character for you.” — they come across as pragmatic, opportunistic, and fiercely protective of their own space, all hallmarks of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Sabotage - JoJo
The song Sabotage by JoJo fits them perfectly because they literally quote its chorus, posting “No, I don't need no help I can sabotage me by myself Don't need no one else I can sabotage me by myself”, which signals a strong personal connection to its themes of self-destructive coping and independence. Their bio, “Corpa is sucking me dry. If you're here to hate, I suggest you go fuck off,” shows a mix of burnout and defiant boundary-setting that mirrors the song’s raw, self-aware attitude. They often tweet emotionally heavy lines like “but i dont want to lie to tell myself im more than all the mistakes ive out run” and “Cos I used to defy gravity… I tried but I keep falling Cos falling's easy But it only brings you down”, echoing the song’s struggle with internal battles. At the same time, their humor and bluntness—seen in posts like “Sandrone and Columbina belongs together. If you think otherwise, then fuck you and fuck off.”—align with JoJo’s unfiltered delivery. Overall, Sabotage captures their blend of vulnerability, self-sabotage awareness, and fierce, unapologetic personality.
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