Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Openly Gay: States identity proudly in bio and tweet “I’m gay”, showing comfort with self.
- Emotionally Honest: Openly shares distress and panic, e.g. “I think I’m dying” and “Having a panic attack because my ex logged into and deleted my discord account fuck”.
- Political Awareness: Engages with social issues like immigration and ICE in “Fuck ICE.” and warnings about refugees and ICE presence “Get out now.”.
- Community Engaged: Involved in online groups and orgs, e.g. leaving “Left @FaZeClan” and returning “Back with @HexUprise as management”.
- Humor Usage: Uses jokes and sarcasm, like “The only penguin in th Northern Hemisphere is Trump” and food joke “My sub tastes like dick”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Posting: Tweets intense sexual content like “Please let me have your seed I need it in me” and strong emotional outbursts without filters.
- Crisis Overexposure: Shares severe distress publicly, e.g. “4 hours and 49 minutes into this year and I already give up” and “I think I’m dying”, which may invite worry but little support.
- Anxiety Prone: Expresses fear and panic often, such as “Hey um what’s this storm people are talking about, I’m fucking terrified” and “I’m shaking I feel dizzy”.
- Conflict Vulnerability: Ex-related issues significantly disrupt life, e.g. avoiding Berlin due to ex “haven’t moved back to Berlin because of my ex” and panic over ex deleting Discord “Having a panic attack because my ex logged into and deleted my discord account fuck”.
- Reliance On Substances: Mentions drugs and weed around mood and wellbeing, e.g. “I’m fine I think the drugs are just getting to me” and “Watching the Dean Withers show and smoking a blunt is a #mood”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Midnight most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, anxious, politically aware, and emotionally intense. They show strong moral and political reactions like “Fuck ICE.” and “The UK, Canada, Switzerland, and Sweden have opened their borders to YS refugees, this is terrifying… Get out now.”, much like Lisa’s activist streak. Their emotional vulnerability and anxiety show in posts such as “I think I’m dying” and “Having a panic attack because my ex logged into and deleted my discord account fuck”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to spiral under stress. At the same time, there’s a self-aware, slightly dramatic humor in tweets like “Standing in my kitchen at 1:29 AM because I have free will and I’m an adult” and “4 hours and 49 minutes into this year and I already give up”, which fits Lisa’s blend of cynicism and earnestness. Their queer identity and thoughtful posts about gender, like “Clothing ≠ gender btw”, also align with how a modern version of Lisa would likely explore identity and social issues.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they frequently broadcast their emotions, crises, and jokes very openly, showing a comfort with public attention and social interaction rather than privacy, e.g. “Please let me have your seed I need it in me” and the playful oversharing in “I’m gay”. They seem more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: instead of focusing on detailed facts, they react to big-picture issues and meanings, like their dramatic geopolitical anxiety in “The UK, Canada, Switzerland, and Sweden have opened their borders to YS refugees, this is terrifying… Get out now.” and their identity-focused takes such as “Clothing ≠ gender btw”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, driven by emotion and values, as shown by intense emotional outbursts like “4 hours and 49 minutes into this year and I already give up”, interpersonal distress in “Having a panic attack because my ex logged into and deleted my discord account fuck”, and moral stances such as “Fuck ICE.”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving (P): spontaneous, reactive, and unstructured, with chaotic late-night behavior in “Standing in my kitchen at 1:29 AM because I have free will and I’m an adult”, impulsive substance use in “I’m fine I think the drugs are just getting to me”, and sudden mood/relationship shifts like “Left @FaZeClan 🥹”. Altogether, the expressive oversharing, value-driven emotional reactions, and spontaneous lifestyle are most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘watching the Dean Withers show and smoking a blunt is a #mood’—how about we upgrade the mood: same show, same blunt, but this time you’re watching it curled up on my chest?
- You miss Berlin and said you haven’t moved back because of your ex… if you ever need a new reason to visit Germany again, I speak fluent ‘taking you on cute dates and holding your hand on the U-Bahn.’
- You broke your toe skateboarding and bled from your head—clearly you’re a danger to yourself, so for your own safety you should fall for me instead; I promise I’m softer than pavement.
- Your New Year’s tweets went from ‘I think I’m dying’ to ‘I’m gay’ to ‘clothing ≠ gender’—that’s a whole character arc. Can I audition for the role of supportive himbo boyfriend in Season 2?
- You left FaZe, manage Hex Uprise, and complain your timeline is ‘SO. MUCH. PORN.’—let me fix your feed: less random horniness, more curated content featuring one (1) clingy German-American boy who only thirsts for you.
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19 | German-American in Michigan. Ex-FaZe & Hex Uprise staff. Survived a broken toe, a storm scare, and two Discord bans. Opinions, panic attacks & penguins.– @midnightthegay
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Berlin Meltdown
The high-proof German schnapps nods to being German/American and missing Berlin, straight from “I really miss Berlin and Germany as a whole… haven’t moved back to Berlin because of my ex… we’ll see”. American bourbon brings the Murica 🦅 energy and the chaotic homeland vibes of “The UK, Canada, Switzerland, and Sweden have opened their borders to YS refugees, this is terrifying… Get out now.”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the mix of sweetness and emotional crash from “4 hours and 49 minutes into this year and I already give up” and “I feel… eh… weird”. Blue curaçao gives it a loud, horny timeline color for “SO. MUCH. PORN. I can’t escape it my timeline is so horny fml happy holidays” and the unapologetic “I’m gay”. A spicy ginger beer topper adds fizz and burn for the panic, chaos, and late-night vibes in “I’m shaking I feel dizzy” and “Standing in my kitchen at 1:29 AM because I have free will and I’m an adult”, making this a strong, sweet-sour, slightly unhinged cocktail—just like Midnight’s feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Midnight shows a strong Gryffindor streak of boldness and willingness to confront danger directly. Their warning about the refugee situation and ICE — “The UK, Canada, Switzerland, and Sweden have opened their borders to YS refugees, this is terrifying, leave The United States as soon as possible. ICE is in my home state of Michigan, less than 30 minutes from my home, ICE is likely also in your state. Get out now.” — reflects a protective, ‘sound the alarm’ bravery aimed at keeping others safe, even while they themselves are scared. They also show a readiness to publicly take strong moral stances, as in “Fuck ICE.” and the assertive gender statement “Clothing ≠ gender btw”, which indicates standing up for beliefs despite potential backlash. Their impulsive, intense emotional posting style — from “I think I’m dying” to “4 hours and 49 minutes into this year and I already give up” — fits Gryffindor’s dramatic, heart-on-sleeve nature more than the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin or the steady patience of Hufflepuff. Finally, tweets like “Skateboarding is not for an idiot like me, bleeding out of my head…” and “Broke my fucking toe” show reckless, physical risk-taking that aligns closely with classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and bravado.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits Midnight is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures chaotic youth, anxiety, rebellion, and dark humor all at once. Their timeline swings between panic and nihilism, like when they say “4 hours and 49 minutes into this year and I already give up”, “I think I’m dying”, and “I feel sick”. There’s also a constant edge of fear and instability, shown in “The UK, Canada, Switzerland, and Sweden have opened their borders to YS refugees, this is terrifying… Get out now.” and their panic over accounts being deleted: “Having a panic attack because my ex logged into and deleted my discord account fuck”. At the same time, they’re defiantly queer and irreverent—“I’m gay”, “Clothing ≠ gender btw”, “Fuck ICE.”—which mirrors the song’s rebellious, anti-authority energy. Their mixture of horny jokes, drugs, and doomscrolling, like “I’m fine I think the drugs are just getting to me” and “Watching the Dean Withers show and smoking a blunt is a #mood”, fits the messy, overwhelmed teen/young-adult vibe that Teenagers embodies.
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