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Your Simpsons character
They come off as chaotic, impulsive, and irreverently funny in a very Bart-like way, constantly turning everyday annoyances into jokes, like complaining that the therapist will just call their ‘spider-sense’ “generalized anxiety”. Their humor is often a bit crude and self-deprecating, such as saying they have a hyperfocus on “taking it right in the middle of my ass”, which fits Bart’s edgy, boundary-pushing style. They’re also clearly into games and nerdy stuff, excitedly ranking “RPG 🤘🤘 roll dice 🤘🤘” above sex, which echoes Bart’s love of goofing off and escapism. Despite the clowning, there’s an undercurrent of stress and wanting things to be better next year, like in the reflection about having seen something “not cool” but now having peace and hoping “next year will be better”, which mirrors Bart’s occasional moments of unexpected emotional depth. Overall, the mix of mischief, sarcasm, online/gaming culture, and flashes of vulnerability aligns them most closely with Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: many tweets are about social situations, friends, and shared humor, showing comfort with putting their life out there (e.g., joking about therapy in “indo pra terapia falar q tô com sintomas do sentido aranha…” and posting about parties, beach, festivals, and drinking in “eu quando arrumo desculpa pra beber” and “o tanto que eu queria ta na praia agora é brincadeira”). Their humor, references, and exaggerations show a strong iNtuitive slant, focusing more on impressions, feelings, and absurd scenarios than on concrete detail, like the dramatic fanfic comment in “acabei de ver uma fanfic da bella de crepúsculo, nobru e GUSTAVO LIMA. no tiktok.” and the hyperbolic self-description in “eu devo ser autista com hiperfoco em tomar bem no meio do meu rabo”. Their decisions and reactions are clearly Feeling-based: they center emotions, vibes, relationships, and frustrations rather than detached logic, as seen in “att: vi, não foi legal, pelo menos agora tenho paz, ano que vem será melhor” and “queria morar nesses momentos bons”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they joke about disorganization and last‑minute chaos instead of strict planning, such as “acordei cedo pra fazer a prova e a bomba do ngc é só amanhã” and the casual, improv energy of “vou furar um piercing novo hahahaha”, all of which suggest a spontaneous, flexible lifestyle rather than a structured one. Taken together, this points most strongly to ENFP: expressive, emotionally intense, socially engaged, and playful with ideas and experiences.

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Gamer, RPG dice hoarder & therapy regular. Once confused Spidey-sense with anxiety and still thinks ENEM is easier than a math test.– @miesrule

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The Hyperfocus Archer Fizz mixes bright chaos and comfort, just like someone who jokes about going to therapy with “spider-sense symptoms” only to hear it’s “ansiedade generalizada”. Silver cachaça with lime brings Brazilian backyard energy and that slightly feral vibe of having a rare fruit tree at home: “essa fruta é rara só tem 3 pés dela no mundo e eu tenho um no quintal de casa”. Guaraná soda adds hyper, gamer-Discord energy for the person who logs more PSN hours than time outside and admits “eu devo ser autista com hiperfoco em tomar bem no meio do meu rabo” in a self-roast. Passion fruit pulp sweetens the mood, showing the soft spot for friends and found family in tweets like “ai amo ana laura minha bebê filhota” and “queria morar nesses momentos bons”. A dash of smoked salt and an optional chili kick nod to the salty, unfiltered timeline of “q se fuck toda esa shit 🖕🏻” and horny-joking chaos like “cara, sexo é daora, mas rpg🤘🤘 rolar dados 🤘🤘”, making this cocktail strong, a bit bitter-sweet, and just experimental enough to feel like a late-night Discord call turned into a drink.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strongly Gryffindor temperament: impulsive, bold, and willing to throw themselves head‑first into intense experiences. They joke about using therapy as a way to frame their heightened perceptions as something almost super‑powered in “indo pra terapia falar q tô com sintomas do sentido aranha pra psicóloga virar pra mim e dizer que é ansiedade generalizada”, which reflects a dramatic, hero‑story way of viewing their own emotions. Their willingness to embrace chaos and pain with dark humor appears in “eu devo ser autista com hiperfoco em tomar bem no meio do meu rabo” and in the gleeful anticipation of doing something slightly reckless like “vou furar um piercing novo hahahaha”. There’s also a fiercely emotional, confrontational edge in “Felca eu vou te matar” (clearly hyperbolic, but intense), which fits Gryffindor’s tendency toward passionate overreaction. At the same time, they are openly affectionate and protective toward friends and loved ones, as shown in “ai amo ana laura minha bebê filhota” and “julia pires eu me divirto com vc vei”, suggesting the loyal, ride‑or‑die side of Gryffindor rather than the quieter loyalty of Hufflepuff. Overall, the mix of emotional intensity, recklessness, dark humor, and protective affection points most convincingly to Gryffindor.

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The song Anti-Hero fits them because it mixes self-deprecating humor with emotional chaos, just like their timeline. They joke about their own struggles, like saying “eu devo ser autista com hiperfoco em tomar bem no meio do meu rabo” and going to therapy because they feel “com sintomas do sentido aranha”, which mirrors the song’s theme of feeling like the problem in every situation. Their bio, “i've been the archer in the combat”, literally references Taylor and hints at someone who overthinks and internalizes conflict. They swing between joking about pain and wanting escapism, like wanting to be at the beach in “o tanto que eu queria ta na praia agora é brincadeira” and feeling the weight of school and exams in “me conforta mt saber que o enem é mais fácil que uma prova de max”. That blend of irony, vulnerability, and exhaustion is exactly the emotional core of Anti-Hero.

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