Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares mental and physical health struggles, like “i’m 22 and i feel like my life is over already” and “first day of wellbutrin”.
- Community minded: Encourages voting and social responsibility in “if you’re from nyc and you don’t go vote today you’re lowkey not a living organism” and reflects on empathy in “we need to have more empathy and respect for everyone around us”.
- Ambitious driven: Takes on internships and big course loads, like “interning with division ONE this semester and this is my first article” and “taking 17 credits next semester… i WILL end 2025 as a junior”.
- Creative expressive: Runs projects and writes, shown in “me and @organdelay decided to finally work on a passion project together, @cutthecordpress” and “started writing again”.
- Supportive friend: Publicly honors and supports friends, such as remembering Mily in “mily encouraged me to branch out and move cities for better opportunities… if you have the means to donate, please do” and celebrating others’ success in esports and streaming like “excited to still support all my friends i will keep watching u all succeed :D”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Frequently frames self in negative terms, like “i’m 22 and i feel like my life is over already” and “being in college right now is this never ending nightmare”.
- Health neglect: Regularly mentions physical issues and lifestyle friction, such as “21 years of age and i think im developing asthma”, “i sit like this 18 hours a day and wonder why i have back pain”, and flu/hospital tweets like “spending christmas morning in the hospital”.
- Overextended workload: Takes on heavy emotional and academic loads at once, seen in “taking 17 credits next semester… i WILL end 2025 as a junior” alongside exhaustion and flu posts like “day 4 of the flu i’m eating my weight in popsicles”.
- Online vulnerability: Shares very personal experiences in a public way, like “had a very scary situation happen today that led to several reports being filed so i will most likely begin to be less active in playing games and also online in general”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Often frames new phases pessimistically, such as “excited for my year of humiliation to be over, ready for my year of despair to begin” and “being in college right now is this never ending nightmare of realizing no matter what you major in you probably will not be making enough money”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically aware, a little overwhelmed, but still earnest and idealistic. Like Lisa, they swing between academic anxiety and quiet pride, seen in tweets like “i got a 92 on my midterm that i thought i bombed” and “taking 17 credits next semester… i WILL end 2025 as a junior”. They’re socially conscious and critical of apathy and misogyny in a very Lisa way, e.g. “i hope one day people realize how so many men treat women like accessories or objects…” and “if you’re from nyc and you don’t go vote today you’re lowkey not a living organism”. There’s also Lisa’s blend of melancholy and hope mirrored in “this year has been so long and so hard and i miss my friend” alongside creative, humanities-driven interests like “i finally changed my major. goodbye stem hello humanities… i missed you” and “started writing again”. Even their mix of niche pop culture loves, gaming, and cats (like “league cat”) fits Lisa’s pattern of being a bit out of step with everyone else, but deeply, authentically themselves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as socially engaged, energized by people and sharing their life, pointing to Extraversion: they enjoy meeting new people and being active on Twitch and VRChat parties, as seen in posts like “this week has been so awesome i love meeting new people”, “holding a vr chat birthday party 8/12 BYOB”, and inviting others to CS pugs in “if any of you would ever be interested in CS pugs let me know .. we need at least 4 people for the future”. Their thinking is imaginative, future-oriented, and pattern-focused rather than concrete, suggesting Intuition: they frame life in big-picture emotional arcs like “excited for my year of humiliation to be over, ready for my year of despair to begin” and philosophize about culture and ethics in posts such as “i think we all as human beings need to have more empathy and respect for everyone around us.. i think we are heading down a sad path thanks to Online”. They lead with values and empathy, clearly Feeling-oriented: they grieve and honor their friend in “mily encouraged me to branch out and move cities for better opportunities all around... i love you, happy birthday.” and speak passionately about how men treat women and the dehumanizing effects of the internet in “i hope one day people realize how so many men treat women like accessories or objects”. Their lifestyle appears flexible and somewhat chaotic, favoring Perceiving over strict structure: they joke about college uncertainty in “being in college right now is this never ending nightmare of realizing no matter what you major in you probably will not be making enough money”, impulse-consider big changes like “i might switch out of stem back into humanities i hope you all still love me” and “i finally changed my major. goodbye stem hello humanities… i missed you”, and often narrate day-to-day feelings rather than rigid plans. Taken together—outgoing and people-focused (E), imaginative and pattern-seeking (N), values-driven and emotionally expressive (F), and open-ended and spontaneous (P)—they most closely match ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you changed your major from STEM to humanities… does that mean you can now professionally analyze why I’m solo‑queueing into your life like it’s 10:30am CS pugs?
- You said your Sims household is you, Yung Lean, Hunter Schafer, and Chuu—mind making room for one more expansion pack called ‘Hopeless Romantic Neighbor’?
- You started @cutthecordpress, interned with Division ONE, and still pulled a 92 on a midterm you thought you bombed; as a humble admirer, I’d just like to submit my application to be your extra‑credit boyfriend.
- If you can survive religious psychosis via BitLife, Love Island at 3am with cold falafel, and a Rock Hill Walgreens flu‑shot incident… I feel like surviving a first date with me should be a breeze.
- You named your cat Oatmeal Raisin Cookie, have a VRChat birthday party, and a Rei Ayanami tattoo—statistically speaking, someone with that combo is my soulmate and I don’t make the rules, I just ask you out.
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Your new Twitter bio
22 • humanities major & esports/journalism intern • writes about games & music • once nearly became a nun because of BitLife– @miewer
Your signature cocktail
Year of Humiliation Highball
This drink starts with yerba maté–infused vodka, a nod to their caffeinated grind and gamer-student life, like when they celebrated finding classic gold cans: “managed to get three cans of yerba mate classic gold yesterday after not finding them anywhere since 2021”. Lavender honey syrup brings soft sweetness and a little healing energy for the flu, hospital Christmas, and Wellbutrin arcs: “spending christmas morning in the hospital, whoever’s the flu a superspreader you must be dealt with” and “first day of wellbutrin”. Grapefruit soda makes it bright, fizzy, and a bit tart, capturing their dramatic, funny pessimism: “excited for my year of humiliation to be over, ready for my year of despair to begin” and “i’m 22 and i feel like my life is over already”. A dash of saline adds subtle depth and a hint of tears, for the emotional late nights, lost friends, and big life switches like “this year has been so long and so hard and i miss my friend” and “i finally changed my major. goodbye stem hello humanities… i missed you”. Finally, it’s topped with edible glitter and a tiny gummy cat, because under the despair there’s still cute VR birthdays, kitties, and labubu chaos: “i got a new kitty what should i name her” and “holding a vr chat birthday party 8/12 BYOB”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center care, empathy, and community in a very Hufflepuff way. They explicitly lament how people online lack empathy and respect for others, saying “i think we all as human beings need to have more empathy and respect for everyone around us.. i think we are heading down a sad path thanks to Online” and urging others to “care about your neighbors please”, which is quintessential Hufflepuff concern for fairness and kindness. Their loyalty to friends is clear when they grieve and celebrate Mily—“mily encouraged me to branch out and move cities for better opportunities all around… if you have the means to donate, please do. i love you, happy birthday.”—and when they say they’ll keep supporting friends even while stepping back from being online: “excited to still support all my friends i will keep watching u all succeed :D”. They also show a down‑to‑earth work ethic and perseverance, celebrating academic and professional milestones like “i got a 92 on my midterm that i thought i bombed”, changing majors while pushing forward academically “taking 17 credits next semester… i WILL end 2025 as a junior”, and interning plus publishing articles (“interning with division ONE this semester and this is my first article”). All of this paints a picture of someone defined more by quiet loyalty, care, and steady effort than by flashy ambition or intellectual elitism, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
New York - St. Vincent
A well-suited song for @miewer is New York by St. Vincent, which balances grief, tenderness, and wry humor in the face of change and loss. They show a mix of melancholy and resilience, like when they say “i’m 22 and i feel like my life is over already” yet still push through school and internships, celebrating wins like “i got a 92 on my midterm that i thought i bombed” and “interning with division ONE this semester and this is my first article if anyone care me”. The song’s urban loneliness and bittersweet affection for a city align with their scattered geography and movement, such as “just found out i can fly to nyc for 35$ and i feel like a new person” and “my lease starts this month and i’m supposed to move in Next month but i’m so tempted to just full send it this month i hate florida”. Its theme of mourning people you’ve lost resonates with their grief over a friend: “this year has been so long and so hard and i miss my friend” and “mily encouraged me to branch out and move cities for better opportunities all around… if you have the means to donate, please do. i love you, happy birthday.”. At the same time, the song’s intimate, confessional tone mirrors their candid posts about mental health and medication like “first day of wellbutrin” and “If anyone here has ever taken lamictal hmu please”. Overall, New York captures their blend of sardonic internet voice, vulnerability, and deep attachment to people and places that have shaped them.
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