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Spxdey's relentless pursuit of wealth and his willingness to manipulate others for his own gain make him a perfect match for Mr. Burns. He's constantly looking for the next big thing in the financial markets, and he's not afraid to use any means necessary to make a profit. He also has a disdain for those who he sees as inferior to him, as shown in his tweet "People really think it’s not over because we pumped 1%. Back in my day we would say it’s over even after a 10% pump because that shit was for pussies. Either up billions or it’s over. Pussies." These traits are all hallmarks of Mr. Burns, who is a ruthless and greedy businessman who will stop at nothing to get what he wants.

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Crypto trader, shitposter, and occasional statistician. I'm always looking for the next big thing, but I'm also not afraid to admit when I'm wrong. Follow me for hot takes and even hotter memes.– @MightySpxdey

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Spxdey's cunning and ambition, coupled with his tendency to be ruthless and manipulative, make him a perfect fit for Slytherin. He frequently criticizes people who are overly optimistic about cryptocurrencies, calling them "retards" in several tweets, and he's not afraid to take advantage of others to make a profit. He also has a strong sense of self-preservation, as shown in his tweet "Have two accounts. Use one of them to shill and pump and dump garbage. Then when your sense of opsec kicks in, nuke it. Then say “you don’t know why” but it got nuked. Act like an angel on the second account. Go on a crusade against someone else to help hide your own skeletons." These traits are all hallmarks of Slytherin, which values ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.

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This song, which is about the desire for wealth and the pursuit of money, is a perfect fit for Spxdey's personality. He's constantly looking for the next big thing in the financial markets, and he's not afraid to use any means necessary to make a profit. He also has a disdain for those who he sees as inferior to him, as shown in his tweet "People really think it’s not over because we pumped 1%. Back in my day we would say it’s over even after a 10% pump because that shit was for pussies. Either up billions or it’s over. Pussies." These traits are all hallmarks of the song's lyrics, which are about the pursuit of wealth and the desire for more money.

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