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The user’s constant expressions of hopelessness and self‑despair, such as "i wanna kill myself so fucking bad" and "i’m ready to die", echo Milhouse’s frequent feeling that "everything’s terrible". Their obsessive focus on a romantic obsession – "i love her so much" and repeated mentions of dreaming about "her" – mirrors Milhouse’s unrequited love for Lisa and his low self‑esteem. The mixture of teenage concerns (e.g., "i think iv passed the C2 test ggs") with intense emotional turmoil fits Milhouse’s role as a high‑school student who often feels inadequate and isolated. Overall, the pattern of self‑critical language, suicidal ideation, and a single‑minded fixation on a love interest aligns most closely with Milhouse Van Houten.

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The tweets reveal an introverted style, with the user turning inward and rarely engaging socially, as seen in statements like 'i dont think of myself as human' and 'i am so miserable lmao its just gonna get worse'. Their focus on abstract, future‑oriented distress and symbolic dreaming (e.g., 'dreamt about her again' and 'i have to kill myself i cant live with this guilt') points to an intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is driven by personal feelings and values, evident in emotional expressions such as 'i love her so much' and 'i deserve to die'. The posting pattern is chaotic and impulsive, lacking clear structure, which aligns with a perceiving (P) orientation, as shown by rapid, unfiltered updates like 'i might end up actually doing it after all' and 'im so tired of living'.

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Student & gamer (once beat SilkSong final boss bare‑handed), coffee lover, navigating mental health, always seeking growth. #SelfCare– @miguelelgalego2

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The Mourning Tide mirrors Miguel’s constant battle between darkness and fleeting bursts of emotion: the black vodka and absinthe give the drink a brooding, almost nihilistic base, echoing his tweet 'i wanna be dead so bad' and 'i don’t think of myself as human'. A splash of coffee liqueur adds a bitter edge that reflects his recurring feelings of hopelessness, like 'life ain’t even worth it'. The blood orange juice provides a sharp, acidic sting of longing and love, reminiscent of 'i love her so much' and the endless 'dreamt about her again :('. Angostura bitters tie everything together, symbolizing his self‑destructive thoughts such as 'please please please let me fucking die'. The cocktail’s layered bitterness and fleeting citrus note capture the volatile mix of despair, fleeting hope, and chaotic energy seen in tweets like 'SILKSONG FINAL BOSS WITHOUT TOOLS OR SILKSKILLS WITH SHAMAN CREST AND TWICE THE DAMAGE GGSSSSS'.

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The user’s tweets reveal a relentless drive to achieve a personal end, even if that end is self‑destruction, which aligns with Slytherin’s focus on ambition and self‑preservation. They explicitly plan and commit to the act, as shown by lines like "ok im doing it may god help me" and "i have a pretty solid suicide plan," demonstrating the resourcefulness and determination typical of Slytherins. Their bravado in gaming – "SILKSONG FINAL BOSS WITHOUT TOOLS OR SILKSKILLS … GGSSSSS" – shows a daring, cunning approach to challenges, another Slytherin hallmark. Conversely, the tweets lack the collaborative loyalty of Hufflepuff, the intellectual curiosity of Ravenclaw, or the heroic bravery of Gryffindor. Thus, the combination of ambition, strategic thinking, and self‑focused resolve points most strongly to Slytherin.

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The user’s timeline is filled with expressions of hopelessness and suicidal thoughts, such as "i want to die so bad" and "i’m so tired of living". The raw self‑harm imagery in their tweets – "i hurt myself today to see if i still feel" echoed in the lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" – mirrors the core of the song. Lines like "i deserve to die" and "i can’t deal with all this shit for much longer" reflect the song’s lament of regret and worthlessness, as in "What have I become?" The repeated despair and desire for an end, seen in tweets like "i have a pretty solid suicide plan" and "please let me die", align closely with the song’s themes of pain and the longing for release.

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