Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on past behavior and growth, e.g. regretting being “inconsequente e manipulavel” and wishing for healthier experiences in relationships in “queria nunca ter namorado nem beijado…” and “acho que metade dos meus problemas sumiriam…”.
- Hardworking: Shows strong effort toward exams, studying late and caring about results, as in “estudando ate essas horas meu deus” and “independentemente do resultado do pss eu to bem orgulhoso do quanto eu me empenhei”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and memes to cope, like lying about tattoo meanings for fun in “toda vez q alguem pergunta o significado da minha tatuagem eu invento uma mentira diferente…” and joking about using tarot to find headphones in “usei tarot p achar meu fone de ouvido eh mole”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings (anxiety, joy, frustration), such as stressing about PSS and UFSM in “ter corrido tanto atrás de estudar e me dedicar p pss p ser massacrado na prova acabou c a minha cabeça muito” and celebrating fandom moments in posts like “MEU DEUS HENRI MITO”.
- Loyal-fan: Shows deep engagement and enthusiasm for media/fandoms (Ordem Paranormal, games, music), seen in intense reactions like “eu quero o remi morto esfacelado estilhaçado quebrado destruido” and cheering for characters in “MDS LENA ARREBENTA”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Speaks harshly about himself, calling himself “feio, burro e miserável” and “muito complexado” in “me acho feio, burro e miserável e mudo iss9 em minutos…”, and lamenting past choices in “meu deus o q eu tinha na cabeça ano passado”.
- Anxious: Shows high anxiety about future and exams, e.g. not sleeping from paranoia in “nao dormi na paranoia, eh mole” and feeling mentally wrecked by PSS pressure in “ter corrido tanto atrás de estudar… acabou c a minha cabeça muito”.
- Emotionally-exhausted: Frequently mentions being drained by situations and people, like trying to have empathy but feeling “gastando muit9” in “ai eu to tentando ter empatia mas ta me gastando muit9” and finding the process “exaustivo” with little return in “é um bgl tao exaustivo p ter chance de nem ter retorno…”.
- Avoidant: Talks about wanting to escape responsibilities, like giving up studying in “nao vou mais estudar porra nenhuma tambem, o dia todo nessa funçao vtmnc” and fantasizing about running away and traveling in “e se eu fugir e sair pelo país viajando”.
- Risky-coping: Leans on alcohol and dark humor as outlets, mentioning wanting to “encher a cara” instead of thinking about the future in “nao quero ter futuro quero encher a cara” and expressing intense, almost violent fandom reactions in posts like “eu quero o remi morto esfacelado estilhaçado quebrado destruido”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, anxious about the future, and constantly overthinking their performance. Their intense focus on exams and university, like worrying that “ter corrido tanto atrás de estudar e me dedicar p pss p ser massacrado na prova acabou c a minha cabeça muito” and hoping “se eu passar na ufsm vai ser um sonho realizado” in “nossa se eu passar na ufsm vai ser um sonho realizado putq merda”, mirrors Lisa’s academic obsession and pressure. They show self-awareness and harsh self-critique in “me acho feio, burro e miserável e mudo iss9 em minutos, puta que pari7 sou muito complexado”, similar to Lisa’s bouts of insecurity despite being capable. There’s also a moral/emotional depth and regret about past choices in “acho que metade dos meus problemas sumiriam se eu nao tivesse sido tao inconsequente e manipulavel nos ultimos 3 anos”, which feels very Lisa-like introspection. At the same time, they balance this with niche fandoms, tarot, and dramatic reactions—like “usei tarot p achar meu fone de ouvido eh mole” and “eu to coringand9 nao é possivel 8ss9”—echoing Lisa’s mix of rational intensity and quirky passions.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: although talkative online, their tweets center on internal states, overthinking, and emotional exhaustion, like feeling "devastated" about the PSS and saying things like “ter corrido tanto atrás de estudar e me dedicar p pss p ser massacrado na prova acabou c a minha cabeça muito”, which reflects self‑focused processing rather than outward social energy. They seem clearly iNtuitive: they dramatize and metaphorize everything (e.g., using tarot to find their earphones in “usei tarot p achar meu fone de ouvido eh mole” and joking about arcontes and war in “enquanto isso tem uns arcontes aí q mandam criança p guerra”), showing a taste for symbolism, fiction, and big-picture meaning rather than concrete detail. Their values-first, self-critical tone points to Feeling: they obsess over regret and relationships in tweets like “queria nunca ter namorado nem beijado… sem arrependimentos de um jeito saudavel” and “me acho feio, burro e miserável… puta que pari7 sou muito complexado”, and they prioritize emotional impact over logical detachment. Finally, they look Perceiving: they complain about studying burnout and lack of structure in “nao vou mais estudar porra nenhuma tambem, o dia todo nessa funçao vtmnc” and fantasize about running away in “e se eu fugir e sair pelo país viajando”, which suggests spontaneity, procrastination, and flexible plans rather than strict organization. Overall, an emotionally intense inner world, heavy idealism and regret, and a somewhat chaotic approach to life align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can use tarot to find your earphones, maybe you could pull a card to see if we’re passing together at UFSM… or just skip the suspense and go on a celebratory drink-less drink date (I saw you ‘don’t even drink anything’ 👀).
- You said your occultist has 1 vigor and 66 HP, but honestly? With the way you farm aura and serve cunt in that tweet, I’m pretty sure you rolled a natural 20 on my heart save.
- You’re stressed about the PSS, paranoid, not sleeping, thinking half your problems come from the last 3 years… and still you’re proud of how hard you studied. That mix of chaos and dedication is exactly my type—can I be the bisexual disaster holding your hand on result day?
- Every time someone asks about your tattoo you invent a new meaning ‘just for entertainment’—so, if I ask you about it on a late-night walk, will the story end with ‘and that’s how I met someone way too into my tweets’?
- You got devastated by Ordem Paranormal, you main Akali, you thirst for Kemi and pass pano pro Henri… be honest: are you sure you’re not already in a relationship—with angst and fictional people? If there’s an open slot in that party, I promise I’m at least DLC-worthy.
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Future med student (hopefully UFSM) • Bisexual, complex, and chronically online • Once used tarot to find my earphones and it actually worked– @miguelfeeb
Your signature cocktail
Bi-Tarot Aura Farm
This cocktail starts with whisky on ice, because they discovered it’s “chocantemente bom” and it fits their late-night overthinking energy (“whisky é chocantemente bom”, “estudando ate essas horas meu deus”). A layer of sparkling rosé or champagne brings the dramatic, celebratory chaos of New Year’s and their dream of passing at UFSM, forever on the verge of popping off (“o champagne clama por uma resoluçao”, “nossa se eu passar na ufsm vai ser um sonho realizado putq merda”). A dash of blue curaçao represents the bi-flag icon drama and their unapologetic bisexuality (“ei calma aí, minha bissexualidade nao tem nada a ver c a minha falta de caráter”, “lembrei de um mutual q me deu unfollow por eu ter a bandeira bi no icon”). The cold brew splash captures the anxious, exhausted grind of PSS and the feeling of being “devastado” yet still pushing forward (“ter corrido tanto atrás de estudar e me dedicar p pss p ser massacrado na prova acabou c a minha cabeça muito”, “independentemente do resultado do pss eu to bem orgulhoso do quanto eu me empenhei”). Finally, edible glitter or a tarot-card garnish honors their occult/Ordem Paranormal obsession and using tarot for the most mundane caos (“usei tarot p achar meu fone de ouvido eh mole”, “‘então eu vou botar minha máscara.’ É A FARMADORA DE AURA NÃO TEM COMO”). The result is strong, a bit bitter, a bit sweet, and unapologetically dramatic—just like their timeline (“to triste e c tesao”, “me acho feio, burro e miserável e mudo iss9 em minutos”).
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Miguel shows a strong mix of ambition, self‑preservation and a slightly ruthless streak that leans Slytherin. Academically, they’re extremely driven and results‑oriented about the PSS and UFSM, oscillating between despair and determination, as in “ter corrido tanto atrás de estudar e me dedicar p pss p ser massacrado na prova acabou c a minha cabeça muito” and the very clear goal in “nossa se eu passar na ufsm vai ser um sonho realizado putq merda”. There’s also a sharp, sometimes cutting side to how they talk about people and situations, like wishing a character “morto esfacelado estilhaçado quebrado destruido” in “eu quero o remi morto esfacelado estilhaçado quebrado destruido”, which fits Slytherin’s intensity more than Hufflepuff’s gentleness. They’re self‑aware and strategic about image and narrative, inventing different meanings for their tattoo in “toda vez q alguem pergunta o significado da minha tatuagem eu invento uma mentira diferente so por puro entreteniment9”, a very cunning, performative move. Even their joking about using tarot to find headphones in “usei tarot p achar meu fone de ouvido eh mole” and plotting to be “insuportavel” if they had the body to show off in “queria ter físico p biscoitar e ser insuportavel mas nao estarei podendo” shows a focus on advantage and self‑presentation. Overall, the ambition, emotional intensity, and manipulative wit point much more to Slytherin than to the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
traitor - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that fits them well is traitor by Olivia Rodrigo, because so many tweets circle around regret, emotional scars, and feeling haunted by past relationships. They explicitly dwell on how past relationships messed them up, saying things like “wanted I had never dated or kissed... to live all this in a cool phase and without regrets” and “half of my problems would vanish if I hadn’t been so inconsequent and manipulable in the last 3 years”. That mirrors the song’s themes of betrayal and self-blame, where the narrator keeps replaying what happened and how it changed them. They also mention that even when they’re moving on, the memories keep returning: “even if I’m already ok with all this and moving on it’s something that ALWAYS comes back to haunt me”, which strongly parallels the persistent hurt in traitor. The mix of vulnerability and self-awareness in these posts matches the emotionally raw, confessional tone of Olivia Rodrigo’s lyrics.
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