Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Multilingual: Tweets in Japanese, Portuguese, English and Spanish, e.g., "Minha alma é azeda..." and "努力してるよ本当に努力してるんだ😔".
- Candid: Openly shares personal feelings and struggles, such as "Man, I want a girlfriend, I don't think I deserve it tho...".
- Humorous: Uses meme‑style jokes and absurd phrasing, like "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai" and "The funny thing is that I kinda look like chud".
- Technical Curiosity: Posts about tech projects, e.g., "Finally made my mining deck work."
- Language Learner: Bio states a desire to improve Japanese and tweets show effort, e.g., "今はまだ日本語が下手なので勉強しています".
Weaknesses:
- Racist Slurs: Uses racial slurs in multiple tweets, e.g., "You ain't fooling nobody nigga" and "my niggas".
- Sexual Explicitness: Posts sexually suggestive content, such as "ニンジンを食べると陰茎が大きくなるよ".
- Suicidal Ideation: Mentions self‑harm and death, e.g., "I hope god strikes me with instant death or something" and "The best ages to kill yourself are...".
- Conspiracy Rhetoric: Shares conspiratorial statements, like "People complain about the Jews being a big evil secret society...".
- Harassing Remarks: Targets groups with hostile language, for example "They’re trying to feed me goyslop" and "If they can't write properly all their opinions are automatically discarded."
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user’s chaotic, rebellious, and often nihilistic tone aligns most closely with Bart Simpson’s mischievous personality. They frequently post dark, self‑deprecating jokes such as 'I think my god given mission is to bring as much misery to this world as possible, I'm failing that' and 'The best ages to kill yourself are 23, 25, 30, 35 and 40, anything before that is too early, anything after that is too late, might as well stick around', echoing Bart’s love for provocation and disregard for consequences. Their random, impulsive statements – 'I might make an account on… Pinterest', 'I want a jiangshi wife', and 'People say "We neeeeeeed to gatekeep this" then proceed to post about it on Twitter' – resemble Bart’s habit of chasing fleeting whims and stirring trouble. Additionally, the user’s desire for attention, secret societies, and a girlfriend ('Man, I want a girlfriend') mirrors Bart’s teenage yearning for notoriety and companionship. Overall, the blend of edgy humor, impulsivity, and a rebellious stance makes Bart Simpson the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user displays an extroverted nature through their engagement with diverse topics and casual interactions, as seen in tweets like 'The funny thing is that I kinda look like chud' and 'Maybe I was too harsh on @AggreusTheSlav your country is alright little slovak boy,' which show a tendency to converse openly. They exhibit intuitive traits (N) by making abstract connections and critiquing societal norms, evident in 'That thing were they want to use AI to keep loved ones 'alive' shows how far we have strayed from spirituality.' Their decision-making leans toward logic (T), as shown in 'If they can't write properly all their opinions are automatically discarded.' Lastly, they embrace a flexible lifestyle (P), often declaring intentions without strict commitments, such as 'Okay, I won't actually stop posting in English, but I will now devote my time to reading japanese shit.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Is your mining rig still humming? Because you just mined the deepest spot in my heart.
- I may not speak perfect Japanese yet, but I'd love to practice with you—maybe we can turn my clumsy '努力してる' into a sweet duet.
- If we formed a Spiral Knights guild together, I'd gladly be your co-captain and the hero who rescues you from every boss—both in game and in life.
- Your jolly Christmas spirit is contagious—can I be the mistletoe you hang over my timeline?
- As a Vtuber fan, I promise to be your most loyal subscriber and the only one who'll always hit the like button on your real-life streams.
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Your new Twitter bio
Multilingual gamer, meme curator, and budding Japanese student. Once turned a Discord chat into a surprise karaoke jam. #coding #anime– @miiekliden
Your signature cocktail
Riden's Chaotic Koi
Riden's Chaotic Koi is a dark, bittersweet mix that mirrors the user’s edgy, multilingual vibe. The base of black rum and coffee liqueur captures the nihilistic humor from tweets like 'The best ages to kill yourself are 23, 25, 30, 35 and 40… might as well stick around.' A splash of yuzu juice and cachaça adds the cultural mash‑up of Japanese study ('努力してるよ本当に努力してるんだ😔') and Brazilian flair seen in their Portuguese posts. The bright blue curaçao provides a chaotic, colorful swirl that feels like the wild memes and the 'They’re trying to feed me goyslop as if I wouldn’t fucking notice' vibe. Finally, the vivid hue also evokes the festive lights of the holiday season, echoing 'Since Christmas is drawing near, I’m going to stop posting sad and boring stuff and embrace the jolly クリスマス spirit.'
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly shows clear ambition and desire for power, such as "I need friends so I can form an international secret society and get rich, just like how the Jews did" and "People complain about the Jews being a big evil secret society…you can just make an evil secret society of your own". They also display cunning and resourcefulness, boasting "Finally made my mining deck work" and dismissing opposing opinions with "If they can't write properly all their opinions are automatically discarded". While they occasionally mention learning Japanese or European classics, the dominant theme is the drive for personal gain, manipulation, and strategic thinking, which aligns most closely with Slytherin values of ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (popularized by Johnny Cash)
The bleak, self‑destructive tone of "Hurt" matches the user's frequent references to death and suffering, such as "I hope god strikes me with instant death or something" and "The best ages to kill yourself are 23, 25, 30, 35 and 40, anything before that is too early, anything after that is too late." Their confession "I think my god given mission is to bring as much misery to this world as possible, I'm failing that" mirrors the song's lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." The recurring theme of trying to cope—"努力してるよ本当に努力してるんだ😔"—echoes the line "What have I become?" while the tweet "Might die today, will update later" reflects the song's contemplation of mortality. Overall, the song captures the user's blend of nihilism, introspection, and a desperate search for meaning.
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