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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, hyper-fixated on niche interests, and very online about the media they love. Their obsessive fandoms and rankings, like “meu ranking 1. lottienat 1. lottienat 2. jackieshauna 3. lottieshauna 4. taivan” and “so long yj hyperfixation 😞”, mirror Lisa’s tendency to dive deep into specific passions. The mix of irony and genuine feeling in tweets such as “love language ameaçar com faca” and “demonstração de afeto = ameaçar com faca ou dar facada” fits Lisa’s dramatic, morally charged yet self-aware personality. Their attachment to complex, slightly tragic female characters—“they could never make me hate you alicent hightower” and “everything is about jackieshauna”—echoes Lisa’s affinity for layered, flawed figures and social analysis. And the self-conscious, semi-gatekeepy media attitude in “o meu sonho é controlar quem pode consumir as minhas medias favoritas” is very in line with Lisa’s sometimes elitist but deeply passionate relationship to culture and intellect.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their social energy is centered on fandoms and parasocial bonds rather than real-life crowd interaction, and they hint at some privacy about their identity, e.g. “ngm sabe que sou a lottiesslvt [picture]” and the playful but guarded tone of “prove que vc não é um fake com uma foto de agora quando sair do banho apago [picture] [quoted tweet]”. Their tweets are highly associative and symbolic rather than concrete, constantly treating media as metaphor for feelings—“everything is about jackieshauna [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “o meu sonho é controlar quem pode consumir as minhas medias favoritas [picture]” show an intuitive (N) focus on meanings and narratives over practical details. They lead with values, emotional intensity, and protectiveness of characters/ships, e.g. “they could never make me hate you alicent hightower [picture]” and “LEAVE HER ALONE [picture] [quoted tweet]”, which strongly suggests feeling (F) over impersonal logic. Their humor is chaotic, hyperfixation‑driven, and spontaneous—“so long yj hyperfixation 😞 [picture]” and “283+#)#0#(#(30#0##(382929#(#(#( [picture] [quoted tweet]”—indicating a perceiving (P) style that flows with moods more than structured planning. Overall, a fandom-heavy, emotionally expressive inner world, strong attachments to fictional dynamics like “meu ranking 1. lottienat 1. lottienat 2. jackieshauna 3. lottieshauna 4. taivan [picture] [quoted tweet]”, and whimsical, value-driven posting align best with INFP.

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Part‑time Yellowjackets theorist, full‑time LottiNat truther. Once lost track of time making friendship bracelets for a concert I hadn’t bought tickets for.– @miinjeona

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This cocktail is bubbly and dramatic, like someone who tweets "giggling and kicking my feet" one moment and "love language ameaçar com faca" the next. Sparkling rosé captures their romantic, pop-girlie side, screaming Swiftie and stan energy from "charles leclerc te amo" to "i owe you a black eye and two kisses". The bright pitaya syrup mirrors their colorful obsession with ships and aesthetics like "my ranking 1. lottienat 1. lottienat 2. jackieshauna" and "graphic design is my passion 🩷". Lime juice adds a sharp, slightly chaotic bite that fits tweets like "cigarro com sabor é coisa de mulher viado msm" and "desejar morte a morto q feio". The smoked sea salt rim nods to their darker, cannibal-cute Yellowjackets humor in "jackie after being eaten by the yj" and devotion to the Antler Queen in "i cant believe the antler queen went to the met". Finally, edible glitter is mandatory for someone who posts "searching me core on pinterest excuse me?!" and lives in a world where every hyperfixation deserves to sparkle.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a sharp, slightly vicious sense of humor and a tendency to weaponize affection in a playful, somewhat dark way, which fits Slytherin’s edge more than the other houses. For example, they joke that their love language is violence in “love language ameaçar com faca” and reinforce it with “demonstração de afeto = ameaçar com faca ou dar facada”, suggesting an embrace of intensity and controlled menace rather than soft-hearted Hufflepuff vibes. They’re also strongly opinionated and enjoy calling people out or mocking takes, as in “'saying lottie is lesbian coded is crazy' ata amor e o seu ship faz sentido?” and “piada do século: discussão se a lottie é ativa ou passiva”, which shows a cutting, confrontational wit typical of Slytherins. There is an underlying possessiveness and gatekeeping instinct in “o meu sonho é controlar quem pode consumir as minhas medias favoritas” and “eles fazendo gatekeep pela a gente”, aligning with Slytherin’s protective, in-group mentality. While they are passionate and loyal to their hyperfixations and ships, the dominant tone is sharp, self-aware, and slightly ruthless, making Slytherin the best fit.

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The song that best suits them is Bejeweled by Taylor Swift. They are clearly a devoted Swiftie, from the excitement of “é real eu vou ver a taylor daqui umas horas pqp” and “hj tem the eras 🥳” to the disbelief of “eu vi o melhor mashup da taylor ao vivo eu nao acredito”, which fits the glittery, performance-loving energy of Bejeweled. Their personality online is playful, dramatic, and a bit chaotic, like in “giggling and kicking my feet” and “OMG +€8392#9@)#9#9”, mirroring the song’s confident, sparkling vibe. They also center women they adore—Lottie, Nat, Jackie, Shauna, Courtney Eaton, Sophie, Taylor—which aligns with the self-assured, self-focused glow-up message in Bejeweled. Even their bio, “i owe you a black eye and two kisses,” and jokes like “love language ameaçar com faca” show a mix of dark humor and affection that matches the song’s playful but sharp attitude. Overall, Bejeweled captures their hyperfixations, fandom glamour, and the way they always make themselves the main character of their own timeline.

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