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Your Simpsons character
The user resembles Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, and often feeling out of place or misunderstood. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware and analytical about their struggles, openly acknowledging issues with food and recovery in tweets like “Genuinely wanna try to recover bc I NEED muscles and I can’t gain them if I barely eat” while still deeply caught in disordered patterns such as “I love LOVE LOVE when my stomach makes noises and claims food even after eating Like YES tell me I’m still hungry it’ll reassure me to know I didn’t eat enough”. Their frustration at being misgendered echoes Lisa’s recurring sense that adults don’t truly see or respect her, shown in “Is it so hard to just say « Michael » and « he » in public??? … they should at least make a little effort in PUBLIC fuck” and “I hate HATE when my parents make NO effort to call me Michael”. They also display a strong attachment to specific media and identities—Death Note, Genshin, Matt kintype and yume shipping—similar to how Lisa pours herself into causes and niche interests, as seen in “I really really love death note And genshin” and “Matt Mail Jeevas « cosplay » because atp its not even a cosplay since I’m Him :p”. Underneath the dark humor and self-destructive thoughts, like in “How I want my suicide to be : Overdose (+ alcohol?) in the middle of the night…”, there’s a longing for connection, validation, and to be truly known—very much in line with Lisa’s more melancholy, searching side.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most posts center on internal experiences (e.g., ED struggles, dysphoria, suicidal ideation) and solitary comforts like video games and plushies, rather than big social circles, and when social attention appears it overwhelms them, like when they say “I’m genuinely so tired I just wanna go home” or feel uneasy about a girl wanting to talk to them often in “I really hope she won’t try to talk to me often or try to flirt”. They are clearly iNtuitive: they weave identity, fiction, and symbolism together (Matt kintype, yume, elaborate suicide scenario) in posts like “How I want my suicide to be : Overdose (+ alcohol?)… Is it too much to ask for💔”, showing a focus on imagined narratives and meaning rather than concrete, practical detail. Their strong emotional tone, focus on how things feel, and sensitivity to validation point to Feeling over Thinking, as seen in “Is it so hard to just say « Michael » and « he » in public???… they should at least make a little effort in PUBLIC fuck” and their intense reaction to their ex in “Just stalked my ex’s account and they’re dating someone omfg im seconds away from binging cutting myself and hanging”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: their eating patterns are highly reactive and spontaneous (OMAD, random snack ideas, changing food plans), as in “Ok ok I’ll get a donut Saturday and I’ll either get a big ass one as an OMAD or a normal small one as my only snack/lunch” and “I wanna eat only a whole chocolate bar tomorrow Like take a bite everytime I’m hungry”, and their life overall feels more like improvising around mood than following structured plans. Putting this together—private, fantasy-rich, deeply emotional, and flexible rather than orderly—INFP fits them best.

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Michael, 17 • he/him • Death Note & Genshin enjoyer. Once overanalyzed a donut like a lab report. Here for shedtwt, playlists, and slow recovery.– @Mik_34l

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with coffee liqueur and a double espresso shot for all those sleepy, drained vibes and energy drink habits, echoing “Energy drinks make me pee so much wow” and “GOODMORNING ^^ coffee w my boyfriend #yumetwt”. Chocolate donut-infused oat milk is a sweet tribute to their inner kid and food nostalgia, inspired by “I haven’t gotten a fucking donut in I don’t know how long. My fav food as a kid.” and “Ok ok I’ll get a donut Saturday”. A splash of cherry energy drink makes it fizzy and chaotic, matching lines like “Would you guys survive my delicious diet…….” and their hyper posting about snacks and polls such as “🌱 Food poll ! My fav foods Cals DO NOT count of course!!”. The sea salt & sugar rim with chili flakes is bittersweet and slightly painful, mirroring their sharp mix of humor and hurt in tweets like “How I want my suicide to be : Overdose (+ alcohol?) in the middle of the night” and “Idk if i’m the only one maybe it’s genuinely my kink but When I cut I feel .. something .. down there ..”. Finally, a tiny basil leaf garnish nods to their forest ranger / Tighnari persona and plant aesthetics, referencing the bio “The forest ranger of shedtwt !! 🌱” and their Genshin love like “I really really love death note And genshin” and “Cynoo 🍄⚖️”. This drink is sweet yet slightly bitter, cute but intense—just like a boy who tweets “Slutty waist” while planning recovery in “Genuinely wanna try to recover bc I NEED muscles and I can’t gain them if I barely eat”.

Your Hogwarts House
Michael shows a strong Gryffindor streak through emotional bravery and a willingness to openly stand up for his identity, even when it hurts. He repeatedly confronts his parents’ disrespect in public, venting about how they won’t use his name and pronouns even when it would be easier to stay silent, as in “Is it so hard to just say « Michael » and « he » in public??? … they should at least make a little effort in PUBLIC fuck” and “I hate HATE when my parents make NO effort to call me Michael… they can’t even do that bruh”. He’s also intensely impulsive and dramatic in how he talks about self‑destructive urges and love, like “How I want my suicide to be : Overdose (+ alcohol?)… Beg him to come out, kiss him one last time And collapse in his arms Is it too much to ask for💔”, which reads like a tragic hero fantasy rather than quiet despair. That same intensity appears in his reactions to relationships, for example “Just stalked my ex’s account and they’re dating someone omfg im seconds away from binging cutting myself and hanging”, showing big, impulsive all‑or‑nothing emotional swings typical of Gryffindor rather than the calculated restraint of Slytherin or the steady loyalty of Hufflepuff. While he clearly cares about friends and fandoms, the dominant traits are raw courage in being visibly himself, emotional intensity, and a flair for dramatic, risky thinking, all pointing most strongly to Gryffindor.

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A song that fits Michael best is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the mix of dark humor, self‑destruction, and lonely teenage longing that runs through his timeline. He openly fantasizes about his own death and even romanticizes it, like when he details “How I want my suicide to be : Overdose (+ alcohol?) in the middle of the night… And collapse in his arms”, which parallels the song’s fixation on wanting a dramatic, tragic narrative. His eating disorder and obsession with being underweight – from “46.6kg this morning !! 1kg left for my GW” to “I love LOVE LOVE when my stomach makes noises… it’ll reassure me to know I didn’t eat enough” – echo the lyrics about body image and wasting away instead of ‘living the dream.’ The song’s sense of being an outsider and not fitting the role others expect also mirrors his frustration with being misgendered, as in “Is it so hard to just say « Michael » and « he » in public???”. And like the song’s teenage melancholy mixed with aesthetics and fiction, he wraps his pain in fandom and identity – from “Matt Mail Jeevas ‘cosplay’ because atp its not even a cosplay since I’m Him :p” to “I really really love death note And genshin” – turning his life into a stylized, fragile narrative just like Teen Idle describes.

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