Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares mood and feelings, from affection like “estou oficialmente dengoso” to grief and excitement about media and characters.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently celebrates others and shows care, e.g. “parabéns pela transição divo!” and praising people as “linda” or “princesa”.
- Passionate fan: Engages intensely with fandoms (Genshin, Conan Gray, webcomics, k‑pop), e.g. “saudades do amorzinho da minha vida mika schmidt aparece em mais um evento logo por favof”.
- Humorous dramatic: Uses exaggerated reactions for comedy, like “O ED SHEERAN AI MINHA BARRIGA” and multiple “AI MINHA BARRIGA KKKKKKKKKKKKKK” posts.
- Self‑aware growth: Recognizes mental‑health progress, e.g. “to sem pensar em me matar a meses” and clarifying the time frame while calling it “um avanço”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently mentions wanting to die or self‑harm, such as “eu vou me matar”, “acho que vou morrer”, and similar posts.
- Health neglect: Jokes about serious symptoms instead of prioritizing care, e.g. “ADIVINHA QUEM TA COM 39 GRAUS DE FEBRE E MORRENDO!” and “acho q to com dengue mds que inferno”.
- Hostile language: Uses aggressive phrasing toward groups, like “transmed de bosta espero q se exploda” and “odeio gente burra me da odio”.
- Impulsive negativity: Moves quickly to extreme negative reactions (toward games, months, or people), e.g. “maio acaba logo pelo amor de deus” and rants about characters like Itto and Navin’s death.
- Boundary issues: Intense parasocial or clingy tone at times, such as “ME DEIXA TE SEGUIR PRINCESA POR FAVOR” and strong fixation on celebrities and fictional characters.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, creative, and very online. Like Lisa, they swing between earnest joy and dramatic despair, from the hopeful bio "hoje vai ser um bom dia e aqui está o motivo!!" to crisis posts like "acho que vou morrer" and "to sem pensar em me matar a meses", showing high emotional sensitivity and self-awareness. Their nerdy, artsy side—crocheting in the car ("mas a melhor coisa do mundo eh fazer croche no carro so deus sabe a sensação"), obsessing over fandoms, and detailed media opinions—parallels Lisa’s love of hobbies, books, and specific niche interests. The way they get righteously angry at ignorance or bigotry, as in "transmed de bosta espero q se exploda" and "odeio gente burra me da odio", echoes Lisa’s moral and political streak. At the same time, their affection for music and emotionally charged lyrics ("and i dont even care if its just a summer fling...") and their tendency to overthink relationships and feelings fit Lisa’s mix of romantic idealism and existential angst.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they often talk about being tired, sick, or in their own head, and many activities are solitary or online-based, like “mas a melhor coisa do mundo eh fazer croche no carro so deus sabe a sensação” and “acabou meus novelos de vez vou ter que achar outro hobbie ate poder ir comprar mais”, which shows comfort in individual, quiet hobbies rather than constant socializing. Their focus on media, symbolism, and emotional narratives suggests intuition (N) over sensing: they fixate on story feelings and implications in things like “a ash e o aiden no fim do cap de homesick¿” and “adoro todos os monólogos assexuais do neil me sinto ouvindo uma mensagem divina”, which shows interest in themes and inner meanings rather than concrete facts. The tone is strongly feeling (F): they center emotions, relationships, and personal values, with intense expressions like “o navin morreu no aniversário dele eu vou me matar cara nao aceito” and value-based judgments like “transmed de bosta espero q se exploda” and “odeio gente burra me da odio”, indicating decisions guided by emotion and ethics. Finally, they appear more perceiving (P) than judging: their life seems chaotic and reactive—swinging between illness, fandom obsessions, and last-minute stress like “haha a prova eh as 7:30 haha” and “eu não consigo raciocinar antes das 9 direito vou zerar isso que odio”—with little sign of structured planning. The highly emotional, imaginative, fandom-immersed, and somewhat disorganized stream-of-consciousness style across tweets like “the demons in my shoulder are approaching me closer and closer every day” and “depois de ter os sentimentos mais homoeroticos do mundo todinho e ter que fingir normalidade e não começar a pular pelas paredes” fits well with the INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said the best thing in the world is crocheting in the car, but have you considered upgrading to: crocheting in the car while I hold the yarn and listen to you rant about Itto and how the world did Conan Gray dirty?
- You keep saying “I’m gonna die” every five tweets, but you also said you’ve gone months without thinking about it… so statistically speaking, the only thing you’re allowed to die of now is embarrassment when I call you my canon love language.
- You’re top 0.1% listener, genderfluid flag in the background, ace monologues from Neil, Ayaka’s quest music on loop… I don’t need Spotify Wrapped to know my number one is clearly ‘ᅠrara ✪ found heaven (feat. me)’.
- You want an Omnitrix, I want Conan Gray to drop a new album, and Hoyoverse to stop pushing Itto every two seconds… how about we compromise and I just turn into the perfect partner every time you press my hand instead?
- You said the world is beautiful, but the best thing is crocheting in the car, and you’re emotionally attached to that one plush—if you can give that much affection to yarn and fabric, imagine the lore drop if you ever decided to be emotionally attached to me.
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Part-time crochet enthusiast, full-time fandom screamer. Once got 39°C fever and live-tweeted it instead of going offline. EN/PT | ele/ela/elu– @mikapassiva
Your signature cocktail
Homesick Heaven Fever Fizz
This cocktail is bubbly and dramatic, like someone live-tweeting their own melodrama with lines such as “acho que vou morrer” and “ADIVINHA QUEM TA COM 39 GRAUS DE FEBRE E MORRENDO!”, so the base is sparkling rosé for chaotic, romantic energy. Chili-infused strawberry syrup brings the sweet-but-burning vibe of intense fandom and queer crushes, echoing their giddy caps-lock moments like “AYO EDEBIRI MINHA NAMORADA KINDOCA DEMAIS”. Lime juice adds a sharp, acidic edge for the unfiltered irritation in tweets such as “odeio gente burra me da odio” and “transmed de bosta espero q se exploda”. Guava nectar keeps it tropical and soft underneath the drama, nodding to their emotional core and attachment like “tenho apego emocional nela” and their small victories in “to sem pensar em me matar a meses”. Finally, edible glitter on top represents their fandom sparkle and over-the-top capslock reactions in quotes like “EH CANON MDS” and “LITERALMENTE BIOMY”, making the drink look as loud as their timeline feels.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong, consistent thread of warmth and loyalty to people and things they care about, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They’re deeply emotionally attached to small comforts and hobbies, as seen in their love for crochet and yarn: “mas a melhor coisa do mundo eh fazer croche no carro so deus sabe a sensação” and the frustration when they run out of yarn: “acabou meus novelos de vez vou ter que achar outro hobbie ate poder ir comprar mais”. They are also openly supportive and kind to others, for instance celebrating someone’s gender transition: “parabéns pela transição divo!”, and expressing affection and admiration toward friends, creators, and characters: “ai q mulher linda estou apaixonado” and “saudades do amorzinho da minha vida mika schmidt aparece em mais um evento logo por favof”. Even in frustration, they tend to focus on emotional connections and fairness—complaining about “gente burra” and transmeds in a way that suggests a strong moral sense and protectiveness toward marginalized people: “transmed de bosta espero q se exploda”. Their bio’s hopeful tone, “hoje vai ser um bom dia e aqui está o motivo!!”, plus their delight in small joys and ongoing engagement with fandoms and series, all point to a grounded, loyal, soft-hearted Hufflepuff rather than an ambition-driven Slytherin or purely cerebral Ravenclaw.
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Die For You - The Weeknd
A song that best fits them is “Die For You” by The Weeknd, because it balances intense emotion, melodrama, and romantic attachment in a way that mirrors both their humor and their genuine feelings. They joke repeatedly about death and dramatic pain — for example, “eu vou me matar” and “acho que vou morrer” — which matches the song’s heightened, life-or-death emotional tone. At the same time, they clearly care deeply about love and connection, listing what they’ve received romantically in “o que já recebeu romanticamente?” and admitting to very intense feelings in “depois de ter os sentimentos mais homoeroticos do mundo todinho e ter que fingir normalidade”. Their bio, “hoje vai ser um bom dia e aqui está o motivo!!”, shows they cling to affection and small joys despite chaos, much like the song’s theme of devotion even through difficulty. The blend of vulnerability, exaggeration, and attachment in the lyrics of Die For You reflects the same energy as their timeline full of melodramatic jokes, fandom obsession, and romantic yearning.
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