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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Openly shares raw emotions, e.g., 'boje się, że umre w samotności' with crying emojis.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and sarcasm like 'boze do czego ja się dogrzebalam w galerii XDDD' and many 'XDDDD' posts.
- Supportive: Helps friends, sending notes to a colleague and teaching Kacper to play 'dress to impress'.
- Creative: Describes vivid dreams and artistic ideas, e.g., singing on an airport with Zara Larsson and the 'DEADLY KISS' lyric tweet.
- Resilient: Keeps studying and planning trips despite stress, posting about upcoming travel to seven countries and saying 'kocham studiowac'.
Weaknesses:
- Insomniac: Repeated sleeplessness complaints such as 'bezsennosc jebana' and 'kolejna nieprzespana noc'.
- Overthinker: Mentions overthinking killing her ('moj overthinking mnie kiedys zabije') and constant rumination.
- Depressive: Expresses hopelessness and suicidal thoughts, e.g., 'strzelic sobie w leb' and feeling 'strasznie samotna'.
- Impulsive: Frequent profanity and angry outbursts like 'USOS TY KURWO DZIALAJ' and 'japierdole'.
- Stress-prone: Shows difficulty handling workload, complaining about 2.5‑hour exam prep and constant exam anxiety.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user shows intense academic pressure and overthinking, much like Lisa’s intellectual anxiety about school and exams. They feel isolated despite being surrounded by people and express depressive thoughts, echoing Lisa’s occasional melancholy (e.g., "dobija mnie zycie ostatnio... czuje się strasznie samotna, mimo że mam wokół siebie pełno ludzi"). Frequent insomnia, exhaustion, and self‑critical outbursts such as "mam dosc, nie rozumiem tego jebanego postepowania i wszystko mi się miesza" mirror Lisa’s struggle with perfectionism and feeling misunderstood. The blend of earnest self‑reflection and dark humor, like "po pierwszych 2,5h postepowania... chcę strzelic sobie w leb", fits Lisa’s introspective yet sometimes sardonic tone.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user shows extraverted behavior by constantly sharing personal moments and interacting with friends, e.g., 'JESTEM Z MOIM BESTIE OD PLOTECZEK O ADZIE, JEDNAK NIE JEST TAK ZLE' and 'kacper: boze czemu dziewczyny tak lubia plotkowac...'. They focus on concrete, sensory details such as 'lecialam dzisiaj rano przez pol miasta ze skarpetkami na glowie' and 'posiadanie mamy nauczycielki jest jak', indicating a Sensing preference. Their language is driven by strong emotions—'czuje się strasznie samotna', 'po pierwszych 2,5h postepowania mam ochotę strzelić sobie w leb'—showing a Feeling orientation. Finally, they describe a spontaneous, unstructured approach to tasks, complaining about last‑minute study sessions and unpredictable schedules, which aligns with Perceiving, e.g., 'musze pisać prawie 2,5h postepowania slowko w slowko' and 'wymyslilam sobie dzisiaj doglebne sprzatanie'.
Some pickup lines for you
- Need a study partner for postępowanie administracyjne? I promise our late‑night case notes will turn into a love brief that gets an A+ in both our hearts.
- You’re planning to hit seven countries next year—how about adding a stop at my hometown, where the only visa required is a smile?
- I saw you survived a night‑skating tumble and a tram barrier—let’s glide together under the city lights, and I’ll make sure the only thing we break is the ice between us.
- Your urban‑sketcher vibe is inspiring—let me be the subject of your next sketch, and we’ll draw a future where coffee and creativity never run out.
- If ‘House’ and Vicodin are your go‑to remedies, consider me the perfect prescription: a late‑night chat that cures insomnia and leaves you smiling.
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Law student, coffee addict, mental‑health advocate, karaoke dreamer (once sang with Zara Larsson in my head). Surviving 2.5‑hour essay marathons.– @mikapv
Your signature cocktail
Postepowanie Potion
The Postepowanie Potion captures the frantic energy of a student racing through endless exams, mixing cold brew coffee for sleepless nights ('ja pierdole mam dosc, ide spac') with a shot of vodka to reflect the wild, chaotic moments ('boze do czego ja się dogrzebalam w galerii XDDD'). A splash of Red Bull symbolizes the relentless push to stay awake for postepowanie ('wkurwia mnie to, ze musze pisac prawie 2,5h postepowania ...'), while honey syrup adds a fleeting sweetness reminiscent of brief happy escapes ('mama kacpra przywiozla mi od jego babci ... jestem w niebie'). Angostura bitters bring the inevitable bitterness of stress and overthinking, echoing the sentiment 'te studia mnie psychicznie wykoncza'. The drink’s layered intensity mirrors the roller‑coaster of emotions in tweets like 'mam dosc, nie rozumiem tego jebanego postepowania i wszystko mi się miesza'. Each sip feels like a brief escape before the next wave of deadlines, just as the user constantly toggles between exhaustion and fleeting joy.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Mikapv repeatedly shows loyalty and dedication to friends, as she writes "dobrze, ze kolega chce ciagle ode mnie notatki, bo mam chociaz motywacje do tego, zeby regularnie je uzupelniac" and "kolezanka mi powiedziala, ze jestesmy z kacprem chyba jedyna para ze zdrowa relacja w jej otoczeniu". She is also very hardworking and persevering despite stress, evident in tweets like "wymyslilam sobie dzisiaj doglebne sprzatanie calej chaty (zostala mi jeszcze lazienka i kuchnia) (boze jak mi sie nie chce) (umylam nawet okna)" and "po pierwszych 2,5h postepowania administracyjnego mam ochote strzelic sobie w leb". These traits of loyalty, diligence, and perseverance align most closely with the Hufflepuff house.
Your movie
Your song
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
The user constantly talks about overwhelming academic pressure, sleeplessness, and feeling exhausted, e.g. "te studia mnie psychicznie wykoncza", "bezsennosc jebana no", and "mam dosc, chcę do domu". These lines echo the central theme of Twenty One Pilots' "Stressed Out", which laments the burden of adult responsibilities and a longing for simpler times. The chorus "I wish we could turn back time" mirrors the user’s yearning for a break from endless exams and 2.5‑hour post‑procedures. Their repeated exclamations like "japierdole CHCE SPAC" illustrate the frantic, stressed mindset the song captures. Overall, the blend of stress, insomnia, and a desire to escape matches the mood of "Stressed Out".
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