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Your MBTI personality Type
Extroversion (E): Frequent depictions of Michael seeking interaction and sharing experiences suggest outward energy, like inviting followers to send ideas and chatting in Discord (“michael is talking in a discord server!”). Intuition (N): He gravitates toward imaginative or symbolic moments, such as delighting over matching outfits and pride-themed jokes (“michael keeps grinning and exclaiming that they are matching”, “michael is sending tori pride memes”). Feeling (F): Emotional warmth dominates, from gifting cozy socks to celebrating friends with affectionate gestures (“michael gave tori socks because she kept complaining her feet were cold”, “michael is saying happy birthday to tori!”). Perceiving (P): His sporadic activity, late-night impulse tweets, and admission of forgetting the account show a flexible, go-with-the-flow style (“michael forgot about this account again but encourages you to send things he could be doing”, “michael can’t sleep so he’s watching minecraft videos on youtube”). These patterns collectively align with the enthusiastic, people-centered ENFP profile.

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Chronicler of Michael Holden’s daily chaos—ice rinks, pan pride, midnight Minecraft, and sock heists. Solo admin; updates whenever life allows.– @mikedoesthings

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A bright yet soothing sip, this drink fuses sweet spontaneity with gentle comfort for someone who keeps drifting offline just to resurface with cozy life updates like “michael missed this account”. The fruity pan-flag shrub honors his pride-loud giddiness in “michael is walking around tesco holding a tiny pan flag”. Wintery cold-brew float energy nods to “MICHAEL SAYS ITS ALWAYS ICE CREAM WEATHER EVEN DURING WINTER”. Chamomile sparkle calms the chronic insomniac who admits “michael can’t sleep”. Finally, citrus bitters wink at his sock-gifting mischief from “michael gave tori socks because she kept complaining her feet were cold”.

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff suits Michael because his feed centers on steadfast care for loved ones and community warmth. He repeatedly prioritizes kindness, from bringing socks when Tori’s feet were cold (“michael gave tori socks because she kept complaining her feet were cold”) to cheering her birthday with obvious affection (“michael is saying happy birthday to tori!”). His loyalty shines through constant check-ins and shared moments—like napping on Tori or texting her whenever he’s restless—which reflects the house’s emphasis on devotion over drama (“michael is napping with his head on tori’s lap”, “michael is texting tori because he is bored”). Even during personal break announcements, he is transparent and considerate toward followers, underscoring Hufflepuff fairness and reliability (“//hi friends i have kind of been doing this unofficially but i am officially taking a break...”). His consistent, gentle support of others over self-aggrandizement is quintessentially Hufflepuff.

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Michael’s blend of playful optimism and devotion to Tori feels right in line with the gleeful energy of You Make My Dreams; those lyrics about joy bubbling over mirror moments like “michael kisses every freckle he thinks they make her 1000x more beautiful”. His habit of celebrating even the tiniest shared rituals—“MICHAEL SAYS ITS ALWAYS ICE CREAM WEATHER EVEN DURING WINTER”—echoes the song’s bright insistence that love turns every day into something worth singing about. Even when he’s exhausted or anxious he leans on affectionate humor, like “michael is texting tori as he skates”, which matches the track’s cheerful resilience. This song captures how his life revolves around creating little sparks of happiness with her, making dreamy pop exuberance the perfect soundtrack.

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