MikeWazows61483
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Aware: Aleksei frequently reflects on his actions and feelings, as seen in 'i procrastinate and also straight up stop doing anything the moment that it gets even slightly boring.'
- Creative: His playful ideas, like merging raccoons, cats, and hedgehogs into a 'cacchog,' highlight his imaginative nature.
- Sensitive: He deeply values compliments and social interactions, as shown in 'some girl that i was crushing(?) on said i had a really nice smile.'
- Humorous: His tweet 'ate 7 slices of pizza but topped it off with a diet coke… best ana who??? /j' shows his ability to find humor even in tough situations.
- Resilient: Despite his struggles, Aleksei continues to set goals for himself, like fasting schedules and creative projects.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: He often judges himself harshly, as seen in 'i’m not even hungry anymore, but i’m still eating. i can’t stop for some reason.'
- Overthinking: His mortification over accidentally showing a friend a picture of his scars shows his tendency to overanalyze social interactions.
- Procrastination: He admits to delaying tasks, as seen in 'i procrastinate and also straight up stop doing anything the moment that it gets even slightly boring.'
- Indecisiveness: His struggle to choose between options, like 'should i omad lunch or dinner… decisions, decisions,' shows his difficulty in making decisions.
- Social Anxiety: He hesitates to talk to people, fearing rejection, as seen in 'i’ve been stalling talking to anyone directly because i feel like if i talk to anybody im gonna fuck up.'
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Aleksei shares Milhouse's mix of vulnerability, awkwardness, and humor. Like Milhouse, Aleksei often overthinks social interactions, as seen in 'i’ve been stalling talking to anyone directly because i feel like if i talk to anybody im gonna fuck up.' His self-deprecating humor, such as 'ate 7 slices of pizza but topped it off with a diet coke… best ana who??? /j,' mirrors Milhouse's ability to laugh at himself. Both are sensitive souls navigating a tough world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Aleksei embodies the INFP personality type with his introspection, sensitivity, and creativity. His tweet, 'honestly i’d go back to when i was, like, 10 and tell myself sh isn’t worth it,' shows his reflective nature. He values kindness and connection, as seen in 'some girl that i was crushing(?) on said i had a really nice smile,' and often uses humor to cope with struggles, aligning with the idealistic and empathetic traits of INFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a raccoon? Because you’ve stolen my heart and all my snacks.
- Do you like Bungou Stray Dogs? Because I’d stray from my diet just to binge-watch it with you.
- Are you a low-cal recipe? Because you’re exactly what I’ve been craving.
- Are you a diet soda? Because you’re sparkling and make everything better.
- If I were a raccoon-cat-hedgehog hybrid, would you still think I’m cute?
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15 y/o he/him | Quirky, introspective, and a raccoon-cat-hedgehog enthusiast | Trying to navigate life one low-cal recipe and Bungou Stray Dogs episode at a time | DM me unless you're weird!– @MikeWazows61483
Your signature cocktail
Raccoon Refresher
The 'Raccoon Refresher' reflects Aleksei’s love for Diet Coke and his quirky, refreshing personality. Lime juice adds a zesty kick, symbolizing his humor, while mint leaves represent his creative and whimsical side. Sparkling water ties it all together, just like his sparkling wit and resilience.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Aleksei fits Hufflepuff's traits of loyalty, sensitivity, and hard work. His tweet, 'some girl that i was crushing(?) on said i had a really nice smile,' shows his appreciation for kindness. His struggles with self-image and his determination to improve, as seen in 'consistent studying schedule, and cleaning up as soon as i make messes,' align with Hufflepuff's perseverance. While he has a humorous and creative side, his empathy and desire for connection make him a strong fit for this house.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
This song captures Aleksei's feelings of loneliness and introspection, as expressed in 'i think my irls hate me... maybe once im skinny i’ll be liked more?' The lyrics about walking a lonely road mirror his struggles with self-worth and connection.
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