MikloTheMexican
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Your Simpsons character
The user is a 25‑year‑old desktop support tech who constantly complains about his job and bad service, mirroring Homer’s endless gripes about his work at the nuclear plant (“doesnt help that the verizon agents i talk to are stupid … they still mess shit up”). He boasts about having “admin access across everyone's computer” and a “big high iq brain,” echoing Homer’s over‑confident, often misguided self‑esteem (“I find it funny when people try to hide their passwords from me … i legit have admin access across everyone's computer”). He loves free food at work, just as Homer obsessively craves donuts and any free grub (“i miss working at canes, the 50% employee discount was goated”). He frequently vents about being exhausted after long shifts, similar to Homer’s late‑night fatigue after a day at the plant (“just got off a 2 hour call i am fuckin beat”). Finally, his self‑deprecating humor about “all this money and no girl to spend it on” and absurd statements like “I'm 5'11 but on Tinder im 6'” capture Homer’s goofy, lovably clueless adult life.

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Their tweets are mostly personal, quick reflections rather than extended social conversations, showing introversion (e.g., 'internet so bad i cant load videos killing myself' and 'just spilt hot tea on my members'). They focus on concrete, present details such as slow wifi ('Going from 300mbps to this… is pain') and multiple coffees ('drank like 3 coffee in a row I can feel my heart racing'), indicating a sensing preference. Their decision‑making is logical and task‑oriented, evident in statements like 'I find it funny when people try to hide their passwords from me… at least they have proper cyber security practices' and 'You won’t lose your job to AI, but rather to someone who uses AI'. Finally, their spontaneous, reactive style—'Wifi down at work … time to go home!' and 'just spilt hot tea on my members'—reflects a perceiving approach.

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NYC hospital IT support tech | 25 | Mexican‑American | Fixed a server during a VIP call (snacks included). Coffee‑fuelled gamer & meme collector.– @MikloTheMexican

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The Glitchy Taco Sunrise blends Mexican spirit and tech‑savvy flair, just like Miklo’s own mix of heritage and IT hustle. His endless coffee binges, like the tweet 'drank like 3 coffee in a row i can feel my heart racing I'm locked in', are captured by the coffee liqueur Kahlúa. The electric blue Curaçao mirrors his love for gadgets and meta‑glasses, echoed in his line 'I find it funny when people try to hide their passwords… i legit have admin access across everyone's computer'. A dash of chili powder pays homage to his Mexican roots and his fiery complaints about Verizon, as he wrote 'doesnt help that the verizon agents i talk to are stupid'. Finally, a splash of vanilla syrup sweetens the drink, nodding to his ice‑cream cravings and the line 'Told my mom i was craving some vanilla ice cream sandwitches, and she went and bought me a whole box... i love my mom'.

Your Hogwarts House
The tweets show a strong focus on personal advantage and status. For example, they brag about having admin access to everyone’s computers: 'I find it funny when people try to hide their passwords from me… I legit have admin access across everyone's computer'. They also exaggerate their height on Tinder: 'I'm 5'11 but on Tinder I'm 6''. Their ambition is evident when they mention their degree and low salary: 'Masters degree for a 64k a year position, is that not crazy?'. These traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire for power align best with Slytherin.

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Miklo’s bio and tweets show a tech‑support professional constantly battling connectivity and device problems, e.g., "doesnt help that the verizon agents i talk to are stupid … they still mess shit up" and "Wifi down at work .. time to go home!" He also jokes about having admin access: "I find it funny when people try to hide their passwords from me … I legit have admin access across everyone's computer." His love for Daft Punk is explicit – "been listening to daft punk all morning" – making a Daft Punk track a natural fit. The song "Technologic" repeats commands like "Touch it, bring it, use it, break it, fix it," mirroring his daily routine of troubleshooting, updating, and fixing computers. The lyric "Work it harder, make it better, do it faster" resonates with his frustration over slow internet ("going from 300mbps to this… is pain") and his desire to improve the tech environment.

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