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Milhouse Van Houten is the quintessential insecure nerd who constantly seeks help and feels like a loser, which mirrors @mil3karton's repeated pleas for music production advice like "Can someone show me how to actually record and mix music one of these days". He also shares Milhouse’s self‑deprecating tone, e.g., "thanks for the 50 monthly listeners <3 genuinely it means a lot to me that you guys are listening to my absolute dogshit". The user’s frequent expressions of frustration and feeling out of place, such as "i feel so evil when i accidentally unlike a post" and "I’m boycotting incestcore volume 2 because fattard was rude to me", reflect Milhouse’s perpetual outsider status at school. While Milhouse isn’t hateful, the user’s extreme misogynistic statements ("I HATE women", "A black woman has something to say listen up") show a darker, twisted version of Milhouse’s insecurity turned into hostility. Overall, the blend of constant need for validation, music‑related insecurity, and a bitter, outsider voice best aligns with Milhouse.

Your MBTI personality Type
He shows strong Extraversion by constantly seeking interaction and feedback, as seen in tweets like "Can someone show me how to actually record and mix music one of these days" and "Can you guys put me in your spotify playlists?" He focuses on concrete, sensory details, e.g., "I got a new pair of headphones and holy shit my mixes suck" and "I smell like piss and i wanna vomit," indicating a Sensing preference. His frequent expression of personal feelings and values—"I feel so evil when I accidentally unlike a post" and "I am unfortunately unironically Filipino and therefore going to burn in hell forever"—points to Feeling. Finally, his spontaneous, flexible posting style, with statements like "I'm stepping away from socials btw" and "I think i wanna disappear for a week again," reflects a Perceiving approach.

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Filipino indie producer 🎧 | Making lo-fi beats & tutorials | Once recorded a track in a Q7 🚗 | #Music #DIY– @mil3karton

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The Milky Hellfire blends dark rum with the bitterness of coffee liqueur, echoing @mil3karton's chaotic cravings for "Can someone show me how to actually record and mix music one of these days". Coconut milk adds a nod to his Filipino roots, as he once lamented "I am unfortunately unironically Filipino and therefore going to burn in hell forever". A dash of hot sauce brings the fiery hatred he declares in his bio, "I love Jesus Christ and I HATE women". Bitters reflect his self‑described misery and the constant self‑deprecation in tweets like "my mixes suck also i think i can have that tutorial i never shut up about". The final splash of red wine symbolizes the religious undertones and the "good Lord" punishments he references, making the drink as volatile as his online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly expresses a desire for power, control, and personal advancement, such as demanding more listeners and planning elaborate music projects: '9 more monthly listeners please' and 'I'll be stepping away from socials ... because Milk Krate 2 is probably gonna be my most intricate work'. They also demonstrate cunning resourcefulness by using AI to produce songs: 'I AI generate all my songs btw i don't actually know any instruments or how to sing'. Their willingness to align with extremist groups shows a strategic, ambition‑driven mindset: 'when the race war inevitably happens can I join your team'. They frequently seek personal gain and brag about influencing others, as in 'I wanna make tutorials on how to ACTUALLY make incelcore', which aligns with Slytherin's ambition and self‑preservation. Overall, the dominant pattern of seeking status, using any means, and focusing on personal power points to Slytherin.

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The lyrics of "Creep" describe feeling like an outsider and not belonging, which matches @mil3karton's repeated self‑identification as an incel and his admission "I love Jesus Christ and I HATE women" that shows a deep internal conflict. His tweet "NEver. EVER. join incelcore servers on discord." highlights his isolation, echoing the line "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?". The constant request "Can someone show me how to actually record and mix music one of these days" shows a yearning to be heard yet feeling inadequate, similar to the song’s refrain "I don't belong here". He also writes "I think i wanna disappear for a week again it's awesome", reflecting the desire to escape that the song conveys. Overall, the mix of self‑hatred, alienation, and conflicted emotions in his tweets aligns closely with the mood of Radiohead’s "Creep".

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