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Your Simpsons character
They read as a passionate, slightly over‑intense geek about their niche interests, which fits Lisa much more than any other main character. Like Lisa’s obsessive phases (jazz, horses, environmentalism), this user fixates hard on Joker Out and Eurovision, constantly looping back to them in jokes like “There’s a non zero chance that I’m literally the top listener of Joker Out in australia…” and endless riffs about the cancelled concert. They also show political and ethical awareness, with flags and stances in their bio and posts such as “i wish it was cold enough to see my breath in the air…. i haven’t had that in years 🙁 but moving to another country because i HATE hot weather would be kind of immature, wouldn’t it”, echoing Lisa’s self‑questioning morality. At the same time, they’re very online, self‑aware, and a bit dramatic about school/life and their crushes, like in “I keep referring to my crush as oomf in my head. Getting dolled up for oomf.”, which feels exactly like teenage Lisa overthinking her feelings. Their artsy side (talking about drawing, stickers, and personas, e.g. “proof of concept for a cute jure drawing. 40 minutes”) also lines up with Lisa’s creative streak and need to express herself.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they talk openly about wanting more social connection, like wanting a group chat with mutuals in “i want to be in a group chat with oomfs... i barely talk to any of oomfs from twitter”, and describe themselves as “easily excitable and extroverted like a dog” in “I draw my persona with dog ears but really i ‘m more like a cat. Actually i don’t know if I”m a dog or a cat. I’m easily excitable and extroverted like a dog but i’m shy like a cat.”. They show clear Intuition (N) with a focus on interpretations, symbolism and big-picture fandom meta rather than just facts, e.g. analyzing a music video in “who thinks ASTP is another boring Bojan and woman music video? Last night I wrote some analysis of it, and I’m wondering if anybody else has their own interpretations of what the mv means 😙” and talking about how a video “genuinely changed me” in “happy 3rd anniversary of the music video that genuinely changed me”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling (F)-oriented, with emotional language, empathy and values front and center, e.g. worrying about misogyny and their brother in “I watched the sweetest boys grow up into the same misogynistic violent trope of man, and I’m afraid it’ll happen to my brother too” and encouraging others in “never kill yourself”. Finally, they appear Perceiving (P): they’re spontaneous, scattered and non‑rigid, joking about tweeting like it’s a private account and maybe making a private in “i tweet like this is a private account should i make a private? so i can post about more random bullshit”, and fantasizing and daydreaming more than planning concrete steps, as seen in “käärijä should go on holiday to australia so bojan follows him. and then he's like Hey this place is nice let's do a concert here…”. Putting this together, their online persona best matches ENFP: expressive, emotionally-driven, imaginative, and spontaneous.

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Top Joker Out listener in Australia, surviving hot weather and cancelled gigs. Once almost made my mum think ‘JOKER OUT…’ was a dishwashing hack.– @milachews

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This cocktail is strong and chaotic on purpose, like being "the only joker out fan in australia" while "being a joker out fan and not living in europe is like every day fomo exposure" ("being a joker out fan and not living in europe is like every day fomo exposure"). Rakija (or similar fruit brandy) nods to their Balkan roots and the dramatic, ride-or-die way they tweet about Joker Out and Käärijä, like "There’s a non zero chance that I’m literally the top listener of Joker Out in australia…" and "käärijä should go on holiday to australia so bojan follows him.". Passionfruit juice captures their intense stan passion and crush energy: "i have a crush.......... teehee...... i wanna tear my hair out....." and "I keep referring to my crush as oomf in my head. Getting dolled up for oomf.". Lime juice adds tartness for their sharp, slightly bitchy humour, like "please never put that bootycheeks song Ferto on my tl again" and "they’re really just slobbering all over it now. shouldn’t you lose your voice after all that deepthroating?". Spicy ginger beer brings bubbly Aussie chaos, echoing their tweets like "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI" and their unhinged shitposts about concerts getting cancelled, e.g. "My mom asked if the dishes were done. I yelled “JOKER OUT WHEN THEY CANCELLED THAT AUSSIE CONCERT IN MY CITY IN 2024'". The edible glitter/sugar rim is for their artsy, adorable persona with dog ears and braids, and the dramatic way they narrate their life, like "I draw my persona with dog ears but really i ‘m more like a cat." and "I’m tweeting through my projector rn", making this drink look as extra as their timeline feels.

Your Hogwarts House
Their dominant traits are curiosity, analysis, and creativity in a very heady, self‑aware way, which is classic Ravenclaw. They literally sit down to write a music video analysis and then ask for others’ interpretations in a quasi‑academic way: “Last night I wrote some analysis of it, and I’m wondering if anybody else has their own interpretations of what the mv means 😙” and later celebrate finishing it: “yay yay my a sem ti povedal music video analysis... it's so so so short but i feel like it gets the job done for my surface level observations”. They also show philosophical/critical interest in gender theory and language, wanting to read de Beauvoir (““i want to buy The Second Sex... Simone de Beauvoir speaks to me”) and musing about accents and phonetics in a meta way: “if your home language is one where you don't roll your Rs, do you roll them when you say Kris, Käärijä, etc? i wonder if everybody changes their accent when they say their names”. Their creativity is constant, from iterative character design and persona questions (“I draw my persona with dog ears but really i ‘m more like a cat… I should do a quiz”, “maybe i should give my persona doggy ears and make the braids her default hairstyle. and draw her more”) to visual art experiments: “trying something new [picture]”. While they clearly have Hufflepuffish loyalty to Joker Out and causes they support, their default mode is to think, dissect, and create; that reflective, analytical creativity is most at home in Ravenclaw.

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A well‑suited song for @milachews is “Nobody” by Mitski. They openly enjoy Mitski’s music, as shown when they said “this new mitski is so good holy shit”, which already places them in Mitski’s emotional, introspective world. The song’s mix of loneliness, yearning and a kind of theatrical melodrama fits with tweets like “i want to be in a group chat with oomfs... i barely talk to any of oomfs from twitter” and “i have a crush.......... teehee...... i wanna tear my hair out.....”. Their intense parasocial crushes and fandom devotion (e.g. “i need to get over my big fat crush on bojan it’s ruining my life” and “There’s a non zero chance that I’m literally the top listener of Joker Out in australia…”) mirror the song’s craving for connection and fixation on unattainable figures. At the same time, their self‑aware humour and dramatic posting style (“i tweet like this is a private account should i make a private? so i can post about more random bullshit”) match the way Nobody turns deep loneliness into something oddly playful and theatrical rather than purely sad.

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