Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially conscious: Bio shows clear political stance and solidarity (🇵🇸, “correct side of history”).
- Humorous: Uses playful sarcasm and memes, e.g. “i think u mean queerbait 🌀🔆” and “and i’m dead”.
- Fandom-passionate: Engages deeply with shows, dissecting plot issues in Stranger Things analysis.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their own behavior and moods, e.g. “holy hell i was going through it nye”.
- Friend-oriented: Frequently tags friends like @dariadidthat, showing social connection and in-jokes.
Weaknesses:
- Overdramatic tone: Language like “i’m afraid i will never move on” turns minor issues into big emotional statements.
- Procrastination-prone: Mentions crashing but needing to do Membean or the teacher will be “in my face” about “dubious minutes”.
- Consumer-frustrated: Publicly vents about small purchase issues like “tik tok shop is killing me rn bc i ordered a flag and it never came”.
- Emotionally impulsive: References going through it on NYE and using disappearing messages, e.g. “a lot more on snap but the whole disappearing messages thing”.
- Online-absorbed: Heavy focus on fandom drama and hashtags like “#conformitygate” suggests strong emotional investment in online discourse.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits this user best: politically aware, emotionally intense, and online in a very specific fandom way. The bio’s line about being “on the correct side of history” and the Palestine flag shows a strong moral/political compass, much like Lisa’s activism. Their media/fandom analysis in “so many plot holes ex: how was will not harmed when he was severed from the hive mind…” mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overanalyze stories and care about representation. Tweets like “crashing out cus i have to do membean or else my friggin ela teacher is gonna be in my face abt ‘dubious minutes’” evoke Lisa’s academic side and school stress. At the same time, posts such as “holy hell i was going through it nye (a lot more on snap but the whole disappearing messages thing)” show emotional drama and introspection, which fit Lisa more than the more chaotic Bart or oblivious Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their posts feel personal and directed to a small circle rather than an audience, like talking about going through it on NYE and referencing more on Snapchat disappearing messages in “holy hell i was going through it nye (a lot more on snap but the whole disappearing messages thing)”, and complaining about homework alone in “crashing out cus i have to do membean or else my friggin ela teacher is gonna be in my face abt ‘dubious minutes’”. They show clear Intuition (N) in the way they focus on concepts and meta-level commentary rather than concrete details, like using #conformitygate and meme-y, interpretive reactions in “#conformitygate”, and critiquing narrative structure and character arcs with hypothetical ‘what if’ questions in “so many plot holes ex: how was will not harmed when he was severed from the hive mind…”. Their bio and tweets point strongly to Feeling (F): they center values, justice, and emotional stance in “i do what i want some say im woke, but I think I’m just on the correct side of history 🇵🇸”, and use playful but affective language like “tik tok shop is killing me rn bc i ordered a flag and it never came 😔 it was of joseph (it was supposed to look like that)”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than rigidly planned: they procrastinate and react in the moment in “crashing out cus i have to do membean…”, jump between fandom jokes like “i think u mean queerbait 🌀🔆”, and spontaneous inside-joke callouts such as “cough cough @dariadidthat” rather than presenting a structured, organized persona. Altogether, an introspective, values-driven, imaginative, and somewhat spontaneous style best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So about that missing TikTok shop flag of Joseph… if the mail never delivers him, I volunteer as the replacement poster boy for your wall.
- You talking about Will’s sudden confidence over that 18‑month Stranger Things time jump got me thinking — how many months would it take for me to build up the courage to ask you out, or can we skip to the time jump where you’ve already said yes?
- You said you’re just on the correct side of history 🇵🇸 — if that side includes you, civil rights, and us sharing snacks while ranting about plot holes, then I’d like to officially defect from the other side.
- If your ELA teacher is stressed about ‘dubious minutes,’ they should see how I spend mine: rereading your tweets like assigned reading and trying to craft the perfect thesis statement on why we’d make a great ship.
- New Year’s Eve had you ‘going through it’ — how about next NYE we rewrite that plot: fewer disappearing Snap messages, more real‑time chaos featuring you, me, and zero plot holes in our main storyline.
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Student of plot holes, memes, and history. Once ordered a flag that never arrived and turned it into a running joke instead of a complaint.– @miliomau
Your signature cocktail
The Woke Will Wonder
Bold and bright, The Woke Will Wonder starts with pomegranate vodka for that rich, red intensity that matches their bio’s unapologetic stance on being “on the correct side of history 🇵🇸” and their overall activist vibe. A sharp hit of lime juice represents their cutting humor when they say “i think u mean queerbait 🌀🔆”, giving the drink a tart edge. A sweet mint syrup inspired by Palestinian flavors nods to their flag tweet and to the softer, more introspective side that shows up when they admit “holy hell i was going through it nye (a lot more on snap but the whole disappearing messages thing)”. Electric blue curaçao adds chaotic color and fandom drama energy, perfectly capturing the intense theorizing in “so many plot holes ex: how was will not harmed when he was severed from the hive mind…”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water lightens everything up, like them crashing but still pushing through everyday stuff in “crashing out cus i have to do membean or else my friggin ela teacher is gonna be in my face abt ‘dubious minutes’”, making it a drink that’s strong in spirit but still fun and sippable.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Several tweets point to a bold, values-driven personality that fits Gryffindor best. Their bio directly frames themselves as principled and willing to take a stand: “i do what i want some say im woke, but I think I’m just on the correct side of history 🇵🇸,” which shows moral courage and a readiness to be outspoken even if it’s controversial. They also publicly participate in fandom debates with strong opinions and pointed critiques, as in their detailed callout of narrative issues in Stranger Things and Byler discourse: “so many plot holes… what did vecna show will that made him get over mike so quickly #StrangerThings5 #bylertwt”, which reflects a confident, assertive voice rather than a reserved one. The playful dragging of a friend, “cough cough @dariadidthat”, and the chaotic energy of “holy hell i was going through it nye (a lot more on snap but the whole disappearing messages thing)” suggest impulsiveness and dramatic flair commonly associated with Gryffindors. Overall, their tendency to speak their mind boldly, center justice and “the correct side of history,” and lean into chaotic, high-energy social moments aligns more with Gryffindor than the quieter, more strategic energy of other houses.
Your movie
Your song
you should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish
Their bio — “i do what i want some say im woke, but I think I’m just on the correct side of history 🇵🇸” — radiates the defiant, self-assured energy that matches the dark confidence of you should see me in a crown. The way they call out media and fandom, like in “so many plot holes ex: how was will not harmed when he was severed from the hive mind…”, shows a critical, bold voice that fits the song’s unapologetic tone. Their playful call-outs to friends, such as “cough cough @dariadidthat”, hint at someone who’s unafraid to stir the pot and speak up. Even their joking frustration in “tik tok shop is killing me rn bc i ordered a flag and it never came 😔 it was of joseph (it was supposed to look like that)” keeps that spirited, dramatic flair that mirrors the song’s theatrical, powerful vibe. Overall, the mix of political awareness, fandom passion, and chaotic humor lines up with Billie’s blend of intensity and irony in this track.
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