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Your Simpsons character
The account’s mix of deliberate edginess, provocation, and juvenile shock humor aligns most with Bart Simpson. Bart is defined by rebellion and a desire to offend or rile people up, which fits tweets like “im mad im gonna rape someone” and “someone please kill this guy”, where the user uses extreme language mainly for impact. The user’s gleeful cruelty or contempt toward others, such as “todo mundo que é minimamente insuportavel deve sofrer preconceito sim” and “é de direita = tem que morrer”, matches Bart’s tendency to bully or mock people he dislikes. Their obsession with taboo topics and transgressive jokes, like “I always struggle to draw syakesan's tie .. i just draw him naked being raped by his brother” and “Body goal: amputate both legs”, parallels Bart’s love of pushing boundaries just to see how far he can go. At the same time, occasional self-awareness and insecurity, as in “I feel like im very annoying to talk to. I never shut up about animals” and “i judge people way too much i wanna be nicer”, echo Bart’s rare but genuine introspective moments beneath the chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they rarely mention parties or big social circles and instead focus on niche interests, self-reflection, and online subcultures, e.g. obsessing over characters and personal sketches like “odeio quando eles veem meu sketchbook sem permissao pqp meu pai viu meu desenho de shota pelado💔” and saying “I feel like im very annoying to talk to. I never shut up about animals”, which shows self-conscious, solitary preoccupations rather than energizing off people. Their interests and discourse suggest Intuition (N): they fixate on abstract, taboo or ideological topics (xenosatanism, fetishes, politics, queer theory) more than concrete practical life, as in “Liberdade. Voces apenas sao cegos demais por causa do direitismo e puritanismo para entender que xenosatanismo nao é de fato tao ruim” and meta takes like “'cutecore' is a term for wannabe racist americans who cant simply use kawaii cutecore aesthetic is just an ugly and meaningless version of morute”. Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): they’re blunt, analytical, and often harshly critical, prioritizing their own internal logic over harmony, e.g. “todo mundo que é minimamente insuportavel deve sofrer preconceito sim” and “Sim sou heterofobico sim odeio shipps q nao sao queer sim odeio ship hetero...”, showing little concern for others’ feelings. They come across as Perceiving (P) rather than structured: their tweets are impulsive, scattered across languages and topics (porn searches, politics, self-harm ideation, religion, aesthetics) with no sign of planning or order, visible in spontaneous posts like “FUCK TML REFRESHED AND I LOST A SOLDIER SUCKING HIS TEAMMATES COCK” and “Body goal: amputate both legs”. Putting this together—introverted, abstract, bluntly analytical, and highly spontaneous—the profile best fits INTP rather than more structured NT types (like INTJ) or more socially oriented ones (like ENTP).

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Aspiring pathologist with a soft spot for animals and strange aesthetics. Once tried to explain German slang to my brother and started a family argument.– @militarophilia

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Overproof dark rum forms the fierce backbone – intense, reckless energy that fits lines like “im mad im gonna rape someone” and the general delight in shock value. Jägermeister (or a similar herbal liqueur) nods to their German obsession, as in “german is like english but funnier and better” and the gleeful use of German to confuse people in “i spoke german to confuse them❤ i genuinely hate them”. Sour cherry juice brings a blood-red, necropsy aesthetic to match tweets like “necropsy thoughts, i love makarov. human hater.” and their fixation on dead animals in “its already dead but sooo attractive”. Charcoal-infused simple syrup makes the drink nearly black, echoing the misanthropy of “i hate men and women” and the edgy xenosatanism take in “xenosatanismo nao é de fato tao ruim”. A sharp splash of dry tonic water adds a bitter, electric fizz that mirrors their high-strung, abrasive humor and takes on fetish/violence discourse in tweets like “Body goal: amputate both legs” and “tanto estupro incesto e sexo em publico podem ser realizados com consentimento”, turning the whole cocktail into something harsh, weird, and strangely compelling – just like the timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a classic Slytherin disregard for societal norms and a focus on personal desires, often expressing a 'human hater' elitism and a fascination with power dynamics. They show a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness in their pursuit of niche aesthetics, as seen when they claim, “'cutecore' is a term for wannabe racist americans who cant simply use kawaii”. Their ambition is channeled through extreme body goals and radical individuality, exemplified by the statement “Body goal: amputate both legs”. Furthermore, they exhibit a cunning and often confrontational leadership style regarding their beliefs, bluntly stating “é de direita = tem que morrer”. Ultimately, their pride in being 'edgy' and their exclusive loyalty to specific, transgressive subcultures align perfectly with the more radical traits of the house of Slytherin.

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