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Your Simpsons character
They best match Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny-jokey, and impulsive but with flashes of vulnerability. Their timeline is full of shamelessly lewd, trollish humor, like “I want a big ass dildo”, “I came”, and “1 like and I cum”, which fits Bart’s irreverent, rule-breaking energy. The dramatic outbursts such as “HOLY FCK I ALMOST FUCKING DIE TODAY, IM GLAD IM ALIVE OMFG” and horny exaggerations like “Las ganas que tengo de sentarme en la cara de alguien son impresionantes” feel like Bart turned up to 18+ Twitter. At the same time, tweets about insecurity and wanting a different body or happiness, such as “Sometimes I look online for cute lengerine… I wish I was a girl so that stuff will look good on my body” and “Solo espero algún día ser feliz y que lo que haga me aporte en muchos aspectos”, mirror Bart’s occasional moments of surprising emotional depth. The mix of mischief, thirst, and underlying tenderness is peak Bart energy growing up online.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more Extraverted (E) than introverted: their timeline is very public, sexual, and attention‑seeking, openly asking others to interact and give money, e.g. “Hoy cumplo años, denme plata”, “Pasen poses quiero tomarme fotos”, and the very open bio with “Horny on main” and “Dm's open.” Their posts lean Intuitive (N) rather than strictly concrete; while they talk about bodily experiences, they also drift into more reflective or imaginative lines like “Solo espero algún día ser feliz y que lo que haga me aporte en muchos aspectos” and quote song‑like, metaphorical lyrics such as “Si quieres ser alguien, no puedes ser tú…”. They appear strongly Feeling (F) over thinking: tweets are driven by emotion, desire, and vulnerability, like “Estoy triste, lamanme las patas :(”, “Sometimes I look online for cute lengerine… I wish I was a girl so that stuff will look good on my body”, and affection toward others (“Pasen gordos, I love fatties”). Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than judging: their feed is spontaneous, impulsive, and unstructured, full of in‑the‑moment cravings like “I want a big ass dildo”, “quiero pene”, and “It's very difficult to be horny at work”, with little sign of long‑term planning or rigid organization. The mix of high emotional expressiveness, playful sexuality, social openness, and occasional idealistic reflection fits best with an ENFP profile.

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20 • MX • genderfluid demi. Collector of silly moments & cursed thoughts. Once almost died on the way to work—now I just try to enjoy the ride.– @milkedsocks

Your signature cocktail
The Spiced rum is strong and chaotic, matching their barely-contained horniness and survival energy from posts like “HOLY FCK I ALMOST FUCKING DIE TODAY, IM GLAD IM ALIVE OMFG” and the unapologetic “Horny on main”. Strawberry liqueur brings a cute, flirty sweetness that reflects their silly boy vibe and soft selfies in tweets like “hola”. Lime juice adds a sharp, slightly bitter tang, nodding to their moments of introspection like “Solo espero algún día ser feliz y que lo que haga me aporte en muchos aspectos”. Hibiscus agua fresca (a Mexican staple) represents their roots and colorful, genderfluid aesthetics, tying to posts like “Denme plata, quiero comprar ropita linda” and their love of cute lingerie in “Sometimes I look online for cute lengerine or clothes made for girls…”. The chili-salt rim is there because this drink has to bite back a little—spicy, sweaty, and playful, just like lines such as “Maldito calor, traigo la cola toda sudada. Nomás siento como tengo el calzón todo pegado.” and their relentless thirst in “Las ganas que tengo de sentarme en la cara de alguien son impresionantes”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is loud, horny, and silly, but underneath it sits a core of softness, vulnerability, and desire for genuine well‑being that fits Hufflepuff more than any other house. They repeatedly show a yearning for simple, stable happiness and self‑acceptance, as in “Solo espero algún día ser feliz y que lo que haga me aporte en muchos aspectos”, which is less about glory or ambition and more about building a life that quietly ‘feels right.’ Their affection toward others is warm and non-judgmental, especially in “Pasen gordos, I love fatties”, which reflects Hufflepuff’s inclusive, body-positive kindness rather than any status-driven Slytherin selectiveness. Even in sexual or playful contexts they frame things cooperatively — “U goon with me or u goon against me?” and “Should I record more plushophilia stuff?” — signaling a desire to share experiences with others, not just perform for attention. Their self-deprecating comments about their size and future fursuit, like “el día q tenga mi fursuit será muy chistoso por mi estatura”, show a grounded, humorous acceptance of themselves rather than ambitious reinvention, which again leans strongly toward Hufflepuff’s modest, loyal, quietly caring nature.

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The song boys will be bugs fits them because it’s about a messy, emotional young person navigating gender, insecurity, and desire with humor and vulnerability, which mirrors their whole online vibe. They openly mix silliness and sexuality in tweets like “Horny on main” and “I want a big ass dildo”, reflecting the song’s raw, confessional tone. Their genderfluid and demi identity in the bio and posts like “Sometimes I look online for cute lengerine or clothes made for girls like dresses and stuff, and i feel like dammn, I wish I was a girl so that stuff will look good on my body” resonate with the song’s themes of not fitting neatly into expected roles. Emotional lines such as “Solo espero algún día ser feliz y que lo que haga me aporte en muchos aspectos” and “Casi, no estoy donde quiero, pero casi” match the anxious self-reflection in the lyrics. Even their mix of cute and chaotic, like “tierno pero gangsta”, echoes the song’s blend of softness and rough edges.

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