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Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, introspective, smart, and chronically online/overstimulated by the world. Like Lisa, they’re juggling school and uni stress with big feelings, as seen in posts like “Life is chaotic rn I got 4 tests coming up, didnt buy christmas gifts yet, and need to create a portfolio in the span of 2 days. :' ) Life is fun” and “university lowk boring. Need a womb tattoo to feel cooler than the rest. A permanent one.”. Their strong moral/emotional core and sensitivity show in tweets about family and mental health, like “When i was in the hospital my dad told me to kill myself cause i didnt text him often enough, then gave me a kiss and left”, which mirrors Lisa’s complicated relationship with her parents and her vulnerability. They’re sentimental and deeply attached to loved ones, constantly missing their boyfriend and ‘husband,’ as in “I miss my husband :(” and “I cant wait to see my boyfriend again we will go and get pizza… The perfect evening <3”, much like Lisa’s intense loyalty to the people she cares about. At the same time, they balance niche interests (Street Fighter, Chocola figures, cosplay) and a touch of self-aware cringe, seen in “my weird flex is knowing a lot of useless street fighter knowledge…” and “sometimes i wish my irls didnt know this acc so i could be as unhinged as i want :3”, which fits Lisa’s blend of nerdiness and social awkwardness. Overall, their mix of sensitivity, overthinking, romantic obsession, and niche passions aligns far more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or apathetic Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about a small circle (boyfriend, close friend, a few irl moots) and solitary hobbies, and they explicitly wish they could be more unfiltered if fewer irls followed them, e.g. “sometimes i wish my irls didnt know this acc so i could be as unhinged as i want :3”, which suggests valuing privacy and a tight-knit audience over broad social attention. Their interests show Intuition (N): they latch onto symbolism and fictional worlds more than raw facts, like obsessing over Chocola figures and threads (“˚₊‧꒰ა 𝑪𝒉𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑭𝒊𝒈𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒔 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ✨️🩷 A thread where i will rank them…”) and making dramatic, metaphorical statements such as “live is a simulation”. They are clearly Feeling (F): posts center on emotions, relationships, and empathy rather than logical debate, e.g. “I love my man so much :(” and the intensely romantic “I'd sacrifice myself for my man any day and tear out my own heart just to show him how much love it holds for him.”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they struggle with structure and deadlines, like “Life is chaotic rn I got 4 tests coming up, didnt buy christmas gifts yet, and need to create a portfolio in the span of 2 days.”, and make spontaneous choices such as impulsive purchases and last-minute trips (“I might be able to spontaneously visit my hubby… So i need to put in a lot of work to tidy my room before i can leave”). Putting this together—romantic idealism, emotional intensity, imaginative fandom focus, introverted online venting, and a somewhat chaotic, last-minute lifestyle—aligns best with INFP.

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Uni goblin with a drivers license on try #7, Red Bull connoisseur, chocola + cosplay brainrot, documenting girlfriend era & too many hobbies.– @milkii_uwu

Your signature cocktail
The vanilla vodka is for her irl Chocola persona and sweet, slightly lewd anime-girlfriend aesthetic, echoing her bio as “ur fav irl chocola ~ 🫶💕” and her figure thread in “˚₊‧꒰ა 𝑪𝒉𝒐𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒂 𝑭𝒊𝒈𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒔 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ ✨️🩷 A thread where i will rank them…”. Strawberry milk or cream liqueur stands in for her soft, loser-girlfriend vibes and constant yearning, like “I miss my husband I miss him terribly and its been 4 hours :(” and “honeymoon phase this honeymoon phase that I'd sacrifice myself for my man any day…”. A splash of peach liqueur captures her playful chaos and oversharing, from “Professional loser girlfriend and fail wife” to her slightly unhinged jokes like “If he'd die i'd keep his heart in a heart shaped box…”. The Red Bull (ideally a special edition) is mandatory for her chronically-online, exam-cramming, energy-drink-addicted side, inspired by “Starting to drink Red Bull was such a bad idea… it tastes so goooood”, “The Red Bull Winter edition is not getting restocked anymore 😭😭”, and her mourning of discontinued flavors in “WAIT WAIT WAIT WDYM RED BULL PURPLE EDITION GOT DISCONTINUED”. Finally, a dash of rose syrup adds a romantic, almost dramatic perfume note, nodding to her perfume obsession in “Versace perfume is so worth it ong!! after a week my hoodie still smells like i just applied it (Its crystal noir btw <33)” and her excitement about buying scent with a humble gift card in “thanks to my parents in law for getting me a gift card for the drug store <3 now i can finally get that one perfume :3 (its just 15€ but i'm cheap)”. This makes a sweet, caffeinated, love-drunk, slightly chaotic cocktail that’s light in texture but emotionally way too strong—exactly like her timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining trait is intense, almost clingy loyalty and devotion to loved ones, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly express deep attachment to their boyfriend and ‘husband’, like “honeymoon phase this honeymoon phase that I'd sacrifice myself for my man any day and tear out my own heart just to show him how much love it holds for him. I will always be obsessed with him” and “:( I miss my husband I miss him terribly and its been 4 hours :(”. They also cherish supportive relationships and highlight how much they value a nonjudgmental friend: “its nice to have a supporting co hater” and celebrate reconnecting with an old best friend while being genuinely shaken by her illness: “... Guys ts cant be real.”. Their timeline shows a lot of everyday hard work and endurance—pushing through tests and portfolios (“Life is chaotic rn I got 4 tests coming up, didnt buy christmas gifts yet, and need to create a portfolio in the span of 2 days.”) and finally getting a driver’s license after many failures (“I finally got my drivers license yall only took me 7 tries :')”). They are also very caring and gift-oriented, baking and buying presents to make their boyfriend happy (“I just got my hubby his christmas gift … I hope he's going to like it”, “Baking, cause telling him 'I miss you' … and starting to cry is dramatic”). Taken together—steadfast affection, emotional warmth, and quiet perseverance—these traits align them much more with Hufflepuff than the more individualistic ambition of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is Teen Idle by MARINA. Their bio calling themselves a “professional loser girlfriend and fail wife” and “chronically online” mirrors the song’s self-deprecating yet romanticized teen/young-adult angst. They constantly mix dark humor and vulnerability, like “belongs in a psychward (˵◕ᴗ◕˵✿)🩷” and “When i was in the hospital my dad told me to kill myself cause i didnt text him often enough, then gave me a kiss and left”, which matches the song’s morbid, ironic tone. At the same time, they’re obsessed with love and intense devotion, as seen in “honeymoon phase this honeymoon phase that I'd sacrifice myself for my man any day and tear out my own heart just to show him how much love it holds for him”, echoing the dramatic, hyper-emotional way Teen Idle treats relationships and identity. Their aesthetic tweets about perfume, cosplay and cute photos, like “yes I will try to always use photos now, gotta make my t(w)itter look cuteee 💕🩷”, also fit the song’s glamorous-but-sad vibe of wanting to be seen while feeling like a mess inside.

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