Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Uses self-deprecating, identity-based jokes like calling themself a “fat hikikomori fujoshi balding misandrist incel” in bio and joking about being known as onewinged fujoshi instead of their real name in “I haveDorgotten who I truly am”.
- Creative fandom: Actively creates and shares art and doodles, e.g. planning Valentine’s Day art in “I will draw Valentine’s Day art tmrw” and posting an English class doodle in “i wasn’t gonna write 400 words of slop”.
- Critical thinking: Questions fandom logic and double standards, like calling out homophobia in shipping discourse in “everyone who makes these kinds of videos always likes straight ships but then just acts homophobic to queer ships” and criticizing basing opinions on sexuality in “Always think it stupid to have ur opinion on a character be decided by their sexuality”.
- Protective empathy: Shows concern for real people and boundaries, e.g. condemning sexualization of a child actor in “Stranger things fans need to genuinely be euthanized… THATS STILL A KID” and contrasting fictional darkshipping with real abuse in “epstein eats and tortures kids the most a darkshipper does is post about fantasies”.
- Community engagement: Interacts heavily with others via quote tweets, jokes about oomfs, and shared interests, like enjoying followers reposting their art in “It was Me all along. You are secretly enjoying my stuff you are My Pawn” and participating in fandom debates in “Your entire account is about hating on fujoshis or queer people…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses slurs and insults like calling someone “kinda retarded” in “Oomf is kinda retarded” and saying “tiktok fujos are the most disgusting people you’ll ever meet” in this tweet.
- Aggressive hostility: Resorts to extreme statements, such as “Stranger things fans need to genuinely be euthanized” in this tweet and telling an anti-fujo account “you have no job because you’re genuinely too stupid” in this tweet.
- Graphic vulgarity: Uses explicit sexual and bodily imagery that can be off-putting, like “as white as the nut I bust whenever I see Luuk herssen” in this tweet and threats to draw explicit content in “I’m gonna start drawing sylus being fucked in the ass yall are so pathetic”.
- Negativity focus: Timeline leans heavily on complaints and rants—hating on games, ships, and people—such as “tiktok fujos are the most disgusting people” in this tweet and “Your entire account is about hating on fujoshis or queer people… I wonder who the real dumbass is” in this tweet.
- Self-destructive framing: Jokes in ways that normalize harm or extreme self-image, like describing old scars as done “for the love of the game” in “How do I tell Her I just did it for the love of the game” and self-labeling as an incel and misandrist in the bio.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re closest to Lisa Simpson: smart, very online-brained, morally opinionated, and often furious at how stupid everyone else is. Like Lisa, they rant about people being illogical or shallow, e.g. calling out fandom double standards in “Why is it that everyone who makes these kinds of videos always likes straight ships but then just acts homophobic to queer ships” and critiquing people whose opinions on characters are based only on sexuality in “Always think it stupid to have ur opinion on a character be decided by their sexuality”. They also show strong moral outrage at how people treat real minors and serious topics, as in “Stranger things fans need to genuinely be euthanized because how do u see someone talking like that about a real life child… THATS STILL A KID” and “tiktok fujos are the most disgusting people you’ll ever meet… Did people already forget they were torturing eating and raping babies or what”. Underneath the abrasive, extremely online fujoshi persona in tweets like “If u don’t like buff bottom u not real fujoshi… the uke is always holy angel no matter what body type they have”, there’s a very Lisa-like combination of niche obsessions, overthinking, and wanting the world (and fandom) to make more ethical sense. Even their frustration at being accused of using ChatGPT for doing group work alone in “I did my groups question by myself. She said it was chatgpt and I’ve never been more infuriated” echoes Lisa’s constant struggle of being the competent but misunderstood nerd in the room.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They present as strongly introverted: they call themself a “hikikomori” in their bio and focus on solitary activities like gacha games, drawing, and fandom (“English class doodle cuz i wasn’t gonna write 400 words of slop”), and when a friend interacts in class it’s framed as almost intrusive to their own world (“I was playing enstars in class and my friend randomly went “your fingers… ahh faster” and i lost my possible perfect combo”). Their focus is heavily intuitive, preferring meta/fandom discourse and hypothetical comparisons over concrete daily life; they argue about abstract concepts like how sexuality or ship preferences shape character opinions (“Always think it stupid to have ur opinion on a character be decided by their sexuality”) and media ethics (“epstein eats and tortures kids the most a darkshipper does is post about fantasies why r u comparing these”). They strongly lean thinking: they are blunt, confrontational, and argumentative, often prioritizing what they see as logical consistency over tact, e.g. “Stranger things fans need to genuinely be euthanized because how do u see someone talking like that about a real life child and u think it’s okay because he’s acting as a character” and “Your entire account is about hating on fujoshis or queer people… I wonder who the real dumbass is.” Their lifestyle looks perceiving rather than structured: they often improvise and complain about motivation or routine (“Trying to do the morning shit it’s not happening I truly can shit whenever I want but just not in the morning”), talk about quitting or dropping games on a whim (“IDC IM DROPPING WET SAND IM TOO FUCKING SCARED” and “quitting hsr bc idrgaf about planarcadia i only came back for phaidei anyway”), and have a scattered, stream-of-consciousness posting style rather than a planned or curated persona. Taken together—reclusive and online-focused (I), abstraction-heavy fandom/meta takes (N), sharp logical/ethical arguments over harmony (T), and spontaneous, unstructured behavior (P)—they most closely resemble an INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting ‘hit the hay’ but with the way I’m checking your Yao Guang pulls and maid Mydei doodles, I think I’ve actually hit the ‘hey 👋’ stage of having a crush on you.
- If Stranger Things fans need to be euthanized, then put me first in line, because I’m Byler‑level obsessed with the idea of being the seme to your ‘fat hikikomori fujoshi’ self – purely for research purposes, of course.
- You ate six nasty oranges in a row and still stayed strong for Persona 2, Enstars, and Planarcadia trauma… I don’t want to ship Byler or Mileven, I just want to ship You x Someone Who Buys You Good Fruit (me).
- You said the more you take it up the ass the sexier you get, but honestly, every time you complain about Planarcadia, rage about people comparing darkshippers to Epstein, or rank Hoyo men while claiming you’re ‘lowkey straight,’ you level up in hotness without any help.
- Teacher accused you of using ChatGPT for doing the whole group assignment alone, but if this is how your brain works naturally, I’d like to formally submit a request to be your next collab partner—in art, gacha suffering, and late‑night yaoi brainrot presentations.
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Your new Twitter bio
24 • fanartist & rhythm game enjoyer • survives on yaoi, gacha salt & oranges that always taste wrong • currently stuck in Amphoreus, send help– @milkshuakes
Your signature cocktail
The One-Winged Fujoshi Fizz
Overproof dark rum stands for their loud, chaotic energy and unfiltered rants, like calling Stranger Things fans out in “Stranger things fans need to genuinely be euthanized because how do u see someone talking like that about a real life child and u think it’s okay because he’s acting as a character. THATS STILL A KID”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a fruity, indulgent sweetness that matches their shameless fujoshi love in “if u don’t like buff bottom u not real fujoshi if u don’t like twink bottom u also not real fujoshi a real fujoshi loves both because the uke is always holy angel no matter what body type they have”. The espresso shot reflects their permanently exhausted yet constantly online grind, joking about classes and mornings in “I WANT TO THANK MY MOM AND DAD AND THE 2 PEOPLE WHO LIKE MY TWEETS ABOUT WANTING MY CLASSES TO GET CANCELLED” and “Trying to do the morning shit it’s not happening I truly can shit whenever I want but just not in the morning”. Sour cherry soda captures their mix of sweetness and acid-tongued sarcasm, like defending problematic ships and fujos while clowning others in “epstein eats and tortures kids the most a darkshipper does is post about fantasies why r u comparing these”. Finally, the crushed chili-salt rim is their sharp, spicy misandrist edge from their bio and from lines like “Your entire account is about hating on fujoshis or queer people you have no job because you’re genuinely too stupid to do anything else I wonder who the real dumbass is”, making this drink burn a little in exactly the way they would want.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a strong Slytherin-style edge and instinct for self-preservation, especially in how they respond to online discourse. They often frame conflicts as battles to be won, like threatening retaliation over stolen content: “Someone stealing my tweet and getting a hit out of it oh you will pay for ur sins”, and revel in quietly manipulating perceptions of their art: “my favourite thing ever is when oomf on here qrts or reposts my artwork and they don’t know it me. It was Me all along. You are secretly enjoying my stuff you are My Pawn”. They show a ruthless, hyperbolic streak in arguments, like telling off an anti-fujoshi account: “Your entire account is about hating on fujoshis or queer people you have no job because you’re genuinely too stupid to do anything else I wonder who the real dumbass is”, and threatening to draw explicit content as revenge: “I’m gonna start drawing sylus being fucked in the ass yall are so pathetic man 😭😭”. There is also a darkly humorous attitude towards their own image and behavior—embracing labels like in their bio and joking about scars done “for the love of the game”: “Had to take off my jacket… How do I tell Her I just did it for the love of the game”—which fits Slytherin’s comfort with morally grey self-awareness. While they are creative and witty (a Ravenclaw trait), the dominant pattern is strategic pettiness, pride in outsmarting others, and using sharpness as armor, all of which strongly point to Slytherin over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Loser - BIGBANG
A well‑suited song for @milkshuakes is “Loser” by BIGBANG, because it leans into self‑deprecating humor, emotional volatility, and a feeling of being proudly out of step with everyone else. Their bio (“i am a fat hikikomori fujoshi balding misandrist incel”) already frames them as someone who embraces the label of an outsider, much like the song’s narrator. Tweets like “quitting hsr bc idrgaf about planarcadia i only came back for phaidei anyway” and “my main account got slimed again goodbye world” show a mix of melodrama and resignation that fits the song’s tone. Their constant swings between joking despair and absurd confidence, such as “How It feels to Lowkey have the best persona username”, echo the song’s blend of vulnerability and swagger. Overall, Loser captures their chaotic, self‑aware, and emotionally intense online persona.
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