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Lisa fits best because she’s the kind of person who gets intensely, almost academically obsessed with her special interests, just like this user does with Metal Gear — they even say things like “ask me any metal gear thing I will answer correctly and truthfully to everything!!” and post tier lists, hot takes, and ‘fun facts’ constantly. Their humor is very self-aware and a bit neurotic, mixing silly bits with genuine feelings, such as “I’ll be so real I am really struggling rn🎉🎉🎉” and “I’m going through it rn”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to joke through her stress and alienation. They’re also creative and prolific with art and concepts, from OC ships and seals to redesigns like “Everyone draw your oc ship as charpim NOW” and “Whole dump of VC art!”, echoing Lisa’s artistic/creative streak. Finally, there’s a dorky earnestness in tweets like “Mgs hot take: I like playing the games and talking about mgs on twt” and the faux-serious ‘research’ posts such as “I’m doing research on something very important”, which feels very much like Lisa treating her niche obsessions as Serious Business while still being funny about it.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their world revolves around solitary, immersive hobbies like obsessively drawing and screenshotting Metal Gear characters and playing games alone, e.g. “Can’t tweet I’m too busy playing peacewalker!! Apologies!!”, and they mention being on a private account in their bio, hinting at valuing a close-knit rather than expansive social circle. Their style is highly imaginative and idea-driven, which reflects intuition (N): they spin off whimsical concepts and headcanons rather than concrete facts, like “Ocelot takes bubble baths but he acts like it’s on accident like he’s not using mr bubble…” and surreal jokes such as “Mgs fun fact: Mgs stands for msnake gbigboss sotacon”. They also show strong feeling (F) preferences through emotional investment in characters and ships, and empathetic framing, for instance “All snakes deserve puppy boys, please do your part and make a puppy boy or girl oc for any snake” and “Venom snake deserved better”. Their decisions and expressions are driven less by structured logic and more by vibes, attachment, and humor, reinforced by tweets like “I’ll be so real I am really struggling rn🎉🎉🎉” that openly foreground feelings. Finally, they appear strongly perceiving (P): their feed is spontaneous, chaotic, and unstructured—marathon drawing sessions like “Really going through a rough patch I just drew 10 venom snakes last night in a frenzy”, sudden shifts from art to memes to in-game mishaps like “Pw broke on my Xbox and I lost all my progress”, and no indication of rigid planning—suggesting an adaptable, go-with-the-flow lifestyle.

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Metal Gear lore goblin on T, Peace Walker speedrun victim, part-time Venom Snake researcher. Once lost sleep over a codec screenshot. he/they, 20.– @milktst

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Smoky mezcal stands in for their undying devotion to grungy, unshowered Venom Snake and Big Boss, echoing posts like “Both venom and big boss don’t shower but for different reasons” and “Mgs opinion: Don’t shower venom snake!! Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should🙏”. Blackberry liqueur adds a deep, dramatic sweetness for their passionate, slightly feral MGS love in threads like “ask me any metal gear thing I will answer correctly and truthfully to everything!!” and their frantic sketch nights in “Really going through a rough patch I just drew 10 venom snakes last night in a frenzy”. Lime juice brings sharp, self-aware humor and a little angst, matching the tone of “I’ll be so real I am really struggling rn🎉🎉🎉” and “I’m going through it rn”. Ginger beer adds chaotic fizz and spice for their hyper, meme-y posting style and silly polls like “Would you rather: 1. Be in mgs 2. 1,000 dollars 3. Mgs6” and wild scenarios such as “Ocelot takes bubble baths but he acts like it’s on accident like he’s not using mr bubble…”. The edible glitter or red chili salt represents their love of dramatic visuals and over-the-top ideas—things like “New emblem!! Official dog boy diamond dogs!”, “Everyone draw your oc ship as charpim NOW”, and the wonderfully cursed energy of “Mgs fun fact: Mgs stands for msnake gbigboss sotacon”. This results in a strong, slightly dirty, fizzy cocktail that looks unhinged but is secretly very thoughtfully constructed—much like their entire feed.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is driven by playful analysis and niche curiosity more than anything else. They constantly turn Metal Gear into a study subject: asking people to quiz them on lore in “ask me any metal gear thing I will answer correctly and truthfully to everything!!” and doing "research" on in-universe details in “I’m doing research on something very important”. They also break things down into tier lists and faux-taxonomies, like “Mgs level of cleanliness tier list” and “Mgs character bug tier list 🤔”, which shows an analytical, categorizing mindset. Their humor depends on wordplay and meta-commentary—e.g., redefining the series as “Mgs fun fact: Mgs stands for msnake gbigboss sotacon” and jokingly crediting their creativity to mold in “I credit all my funny tweets to black mold. Thank you black mold”. Even their offhand comparisons, like linking Godzilla and Metal Gear because of shared concept artists in “I was wondering why the Godzilla final wars characters looked like mgs characters the concept artist was yoji shinkawa!”, show a pattern of connecting disparate pieces of information. Altogether, the emphasis on curiosity, pattern-finding, and clever framing fits Ravenclaw more strongly than the other houses.

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A fitting song for them is “Me and My Husband” by Mitski, both for its mix of irony, devotion, and quietly unhinged dedication. They’re intensely ride-or-die about Metal Gear, drawing frenzied amounts of Venom Snake art like “Really going through a rough patch I just drew 10 venom snakes last night in a frenzy” and posting things like “Venom snake deserved better”, which mirrors the song’s theme of clinging to a complicated love. There’s also a bittersweet, self-aware humor in tweets like “I’ll be so real I am really struggling rn🎉🎉🎉” and “I’m going through it rn”, matching Mitski’s blend of emotional vulnerability and wry delivery. Their fixation on specific characters and ships, like “Bosselot works because big boss puppy, ocelot kitty🤔” and “Ocelhira Wednesday”, feels like the same obsessive, slightly absurd devotion that underpins the song. Even their joking commitment to their bit—such as “Mgs hot take: I like playing the games and talking about mgs on twt”—parallels the way Mitski leans fully into a feeling, no matter how over-the-top it seems.

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