Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings like emptiness and depression in “I’m at the best position in my life that I’ve ever been but I feel so empty and depressed” and vulnerability in “I think I’m actually going insane. Each time I like someone my mood becomes dependent on how they treat me.”
- Support-seeking: Actively looks for connection and help, e.g. “Does anyone wanna be friends? Like text each other everyday friends?” and asking for advice about tattoos to cover scars in “what should i tattoo on my thigh to cover my sh scars?”
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own patterns, like acknowledging relapse and its consequences in “I fit into my old clothes…it’s getting bad again. I know it.” and noticing emotional dependency in “This isn’t normal. Why am I like this :(”
- Hardworking: Juggles work, gym, and new jobs, such as “got used to my new job. Now I can lock in onto my ed once more” and “I GOT THE JOBBBB Now I gotta lock in so I look snatched by my start date”
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong care for friends, like “so excited to go to the mall with my bestie tomorrow <333 i love my girls” and prioritizing time with her bestie in “Having kbbq with the bestie tonight before she leaves for two weeks :((”
Weaknesses:
- Eating-disorder fixation: Her identity and goals revolve around ED metrics, like “edtwt ☆ cw: 144 ☆ gw: 120 ☆ lw: 90” and “GUESS WHOS BACK WOOOO (got used to my new job. Now I can lock in onto my ed once more >:3)”
- Self-destructive coping: Mentions suicidality in “im so suicidal” and jokes about self-sabotage like “leaving him on read✌️ love self sabotage”
- Body-image obsession: Constantly ties worth to weight and size, e.g. “Yes I lost 45lbs in 6 months but I’m still fat” and “I know he wouldn’t have rejected me if I was skinny :(”
- Relationship overinvestment: Lets crushes deeply affect her mood, like “Being rejected after he initiated is a new type of pain” and “Each time I like someone my mood becomes dependent on how they treat me.”
- Health neglect: Minimizes serious symptoms linked to ED, such as “really bad heart palpitations… I had fucked up my heart permanently when I was 15 due to ana” while still celebrating extreme restriction like “got a net 300cals today!!”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Bee most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, emotionally intense, self-critical, and constantly searching for meaning and connection. Like Lisa, she’s very self-aware and reflective about her mental health, saying things like “I’m at the best position in my life that I’ve ever been but I feel so empty and depressed”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to feel melancholy even when things are going well. She shows a mix of idealism and self-destructiveness, celebrating restriction with tweets like “got a net 300cals today!!” while also admitting “im so suicidal”, similar to Lisa’s internal battles with perfectionism and despair. Bee also craves deep emotional connection and feels devastated by rejection, shown in “Being rejected after he initiated is a new type of pain” and “I think I’m actually going insane. Each time I like someone my mood becomes dependent on how they treat me.”. Finally, like Lisa’s oscillation between maturity and teen angst, Bee recognizes her own contradiction, saying “I’m too old to acting like an angsty teen” while still living very much in those big, dramatic feelings.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they frequently talk about social plans and craving connection, like going to the mall with friends (“so excited to go to the mall with my bestie tomorrow <333 i love my girls”) and wanting everyday-texting friends (“Does anyone wanna be friends? Like text each other everyday friends?”), and share emotions openly with their timeline (“You guys are my only friends and that’s okay I think”). They show a mix but lean Intuition (N): while there are concrete body/weight details, they constantly connect them to meanings about self-worth and relationships, e.g. linking rejection to body image (“I know he wouldn’t have rejected me if I was skinny :(”) and questioning their own patterns (“I think I’m actually going insane. Each time I like someone my mood becomes dependent on how they treat me. This isn’t normal.”). They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: decisions and reactions are driven by emotions and relationships rather than detached logic, like self-sabotaging a serious talk with a crush (“crush sent me a text saying he had a great time and that we need to talk. leaving him on read✌️ love self sabotage”) and intense emotional responses to rejection (“Being rejected after he initiated is a new type of pain”). Their lifestyle is Perceiving (P): they swing between intentions and impulsive behavior—restricting hard yet binging when stressed (“lowkey binged today but only cause i start a new job and new gym tomorrow gulp help im nervous”) and making spontaneous, slightly chaotic choices like planning a trip just for outfit pictures (“im going to LA tomorrow just to take fit checks :3 i love living in SoCal”). Overall, their energetic social focus, emotional intensity, self-reflection, and somewhat chaotic, spur-of-the-moment lifestyle align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said it only takes ‘3 indie love songs’ to send an ‘I miss you’ text — should I just make you a whole playlist so you accidentally confess to me instead?
- You’re out here fitting into old clothes, getting belly button piercings, and taking LA fit checks… at this point I don’t want to be ‘best Ana,’ I just wanna be your best date.
- You said you’re ‘too old to be acting like an angsty teen,’ but honestly? The way your mood depends on how someone treats you just makes me wanna spend all day making sure it’s up only.
- Your coworker asked you to hang out, your crush keeps sending mixed signals, and Bumble guys are confused — it’s fine though, I specialize in treating you better than men who don’t know a 10/10 when she’s at the mall with her bestie.
- You’re nervous about your new job, gym starts, and even what to tattoo over your scars… if you ever need a break from calorie counts and heart palpitations, I volunteer as tribute to be the soft, emotionally-stable side quest in your SoCal main storyline.
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Your new Twitter bio
24 • SoCal • new job, same gym rat energy • once forgot a protein bar and rewrote my whole day around it • here for fashion, feelings & overthinking– @milkybeecals
Your signature cocktail
The Empty-Cal Bee Sting
This cocktail is a jittery, late-night mix to match Bee’s chaotic energy and self-sabotage, like when she said “crush sent me a text saying he had a great time and that we need to talk. leaving him on read✌️ love self sabotage” — hence the espresso-infused vodka that hits harder than it should. The sugar-free vanilla sparkling water nods to her edtwt world and calorie-counting vibes, echoing “got a net 300cals today!!” and “I ate 1200 cals today. I feel so fat and useless. I hate today.”. Fresh lemon juice brings that sharp tang of rejection and overthinking, like “Being rejected after he initiated is a new type of pain” and “I know he wouldn’t have rejected me if I was skinny :(”. The honey-chile rim is sweet with a burn, mirroring her soft, friend-loving side in “Does anyone wanna be friends? Like text each other everyday friends?” and her constant “I hate men” rage, like “I hate men!!!”. Finally, the edible glitter is for the LA mall-fit-check, baddie energy of “im going to LA tomorrow just to take fit checks :3 i love living in SoCal” and “GUESS WHO IS GETTING THEIR BELLY BUTTON PIERCED TONIGHT”, making the whole drink look as extra and sparkly as she wants to feel, even when she tweets “I’m at the best position in my life that I’ve ever been but I feel so empty and depressed”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Bee shows a strong Hufflepuff mix of loyalty, emotional dedication, and grind. She craves and offers consistent connection, asking if anyone wants to be everyday-text friends and saying “You guys are my only friends and that’s okay I think”, which reflects a deep desire for stable, loyal bonds. Her work ethic and persistence show up in her body and gym routines, like “Also reminder to always work out if you can!! I relapsed but this time I started going to the gym religiously” and “I love walking through target and just looking at all the nutrition labels <333 I was born for this”, showing patient, detail-oriented effort. Even when she’s struggling, she’s gentle and encouraging toward others, asking for thigh tattoo ideas to cover scars so she can feel comfortable around family (“I just want to wear shorts around my family again”) and wanting to befriend a shy coworker with an ED (“I wanna be her friend but I’m so awkward :c”). There’s ambition in her ED goals, but it’s less Slytherin-style grand strategy and more Hufflepuff grind—daily effort toward a target, as in “OFFICIALLY LOST 10LBS THIS JANUARY WOOOO” and “I’m only 6lbs from being a ‘normal’ weight omgomg it’s happening guys”. Overall, her defining traits are persistence, emotional loyalty, and a yearning for safe, steady relationships, which fit Hufflepuff more strongly than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Jealousy, Jealousy - Olivia Rodrigo
A song that best suits @milkybeecals is Jealousy, Jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo, which captures insecurity, comparison, and self-loathing wrapped in a pop-angsty sound. They repeatedly tie their worth to weight and appearance, saying things like “Yes I lost 45lbs in 6 months but I’m still fat” and “I know he wouldn’t have rejected me if I was skinny :(”, mirroring the song’s fixation on not feeling good enough. Their tweets about body checking and goal weights such as “omg omg one more bmi point until im no longer overweight EEEEEE” and “am i able to be 120lbs by end of March? I'm currently 145lbs :(” reflect the same obsessive comparison that Olivia sings about. The emotional volatility and relationship pain in posts like “Being rejected after he initiated is a new type of pain” and “I think I’m actually going insane. Each time I like someone my mood becomes dependent on how they treat me.” align with the song’s intense, spiraling tone. Even their mix of confidence and self-destruction—“Now I can lock in onto my ed once more >:3” and “I’m at the best position in my life that I’ve ever been but I feel so empty and depressed”—feels very on-brand for the messy, self-critical energy of Jealousy, Jealousy.
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