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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intensely political, bookish, idealistic, and a bit preachy, with a strong sense that policy and ideas actually matter. Like Lisa, they think in systems and institutions, praising technocracy and state capacity with takes such as “Anyone who is against technocracy as a concept is an idiot” and “I don’t get how anyone could ever be against the state and its spending… like everything good is because of the state”. They nerd out over foreign policy and ideology, e.g. “I really respect the French foreign policy position and how they have done the world post world war 2” and long threads like “Worldview / historical view… History is driven by economic conditions of the middle class…”, very Lisa-like intellectual monologuing. Their earnest concern for public goods, climate, and urbanism – for example “Why won’t Labor just give CSIRO more money… why is science always first on the chopping block” and “There should be like a $500 fee per 5 square metres of garage… to disincentivise driving and cars and incentivise better use of urban space” – mirrors Lisa’s activism. Even the slightly exasperated, world-weary tone about society and politics, like “Why even try more than the bare minimum… housing is fucked… climate is dying…”, feels exactly like Lisa’s mix of cynicism and stubborn hope.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they frequently broadcast strong opinions on politics and urbanism, openly attack public figures and groups (e.g. “You cannot vote for mark Parton he is a puppet of the Kiribati government”, “If someone put a gun to my head and offered 1 million dollars for me to move away from Canberra. I would calmly stare down the barrel of the gun and refuse.”), and seek discourse rather than privacy. Their focus is clearly Intuitive: they prefer big‑picture theorising about systems, history, and ideology, such as “History is driven by economic conditions of the middle class…” and speculative geopolitical takes like “Kazakhstan has immense potential for the future…”. They are strongly Thinking-oriented, arguing from structural logic and policy rather than harmony, even when it’s harsh: “I don’t care if housing reform crashes your finances, you’re a parasite on a economy and society if your wealth is in housing” and “Anyone who is against technocracy as a concept is an idiot”. Their tweets show a Judging preference: they constantly propose concrete reforms and institutional designs—taxing garages, nationalising papers, state‑run soft drugs, expanding brackets (e.g. “We should have more tax brackets in Australia”, “The government should make and sell soft drugs to destroy the underground economy…”)—and evaluate parties and leaders in terms of competence and long‑term strategy (“We wouldn’t have like 80% of the issues we face in Australia… if we just elected Bill shorten in 2019”). Altogether, this combination of outspoken engagement, abstract systemic thinking, blunt logical critique, and planning‑oriented policy focus best fits ENTJ.

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Canberra lifer, policy nerd & transit tragic. Once missed a bus by 40s and turned it into a manifesto on urban planning and the welfare state.– @milkysnail105

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a eucalyptus–lemon myrtle gin base to honour their obsessive love of Canberra and the ACT, from calling it “Gods chosen land” to refusing to leave even for a million dollars (“If someone put a gun to my head and offered 1 million dollars for me to move away from Canberra. I would calmly stare down the barrel of the gun and refuse.”, “Canberra is Gods chosen land and everyone must take a pilgrimage there”). Dry vermouth adds a sharp, policy-wonk dryness for the guy who wants more tax brackets, taxes on garages, and massive state spending (“We should have more tax brackets in Australia”, “I don’t get how anyone could ever be against the state and its spending”). Green Chartreuse brings a herbal, ideological complexity for someone who simultaneously vibes with technocracy and Palantir, flirts with socialism, and ranks their own SocDem sliders (“Anyone who is against technocracy as a concept is an idiot”, “I get Palantir on a spiritual level”, “SocDem are you?”). Tonic water gives it a bitter-sweet, late-night doomscroll fizz to match their posts about housing being cooked, climate anxiety, and the feeling that “Why even try more than the bare minimum” (“Why even try more than the bare minimum”, “How is anyone meant to afford a walkable neighbourhood in Australia”). Finally, a grapefruit peel garnish adds a bright, zesty top note for their oddly optimistic, shitposting energy—someone who will happily nationalise soft drugs, revive sleeper trains, and tax garages into oblivion while still saying “Happy new year” to the timeline (“The government should make and sell soft drugs to destroy the underground economy”, “The people yearn for sleeper trains”, “Happy new year”).

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is defined by analysis, theory, and intellectual curiosity more than by sentiment or raw ambition. They frequently engage with political and economic theory, e.g. long-form threads like “Worldview / historical view History is driven by economic conditions of the middle class…” and reflections on Engels and Marx such as “Just read the Introduction to socialism: utopian and scientific and I will read the rest over the next day or so But I have thoughts 1/6”, showing a love of learning and structured thinking. They also show a strong technocratic, systems-focused mindset in tweets like “Anyone who is against technocracy as a concept is an idiot” and “Why won’t Labor just give CSIRO more money… if you fund science we will get breakthroughs that help our climate and economy”, which is classic Ravenclaw rationalism. Even their urbanism and policy takes are analytical rather than purely moralistic, proposing mechanisms like “There should be like a $500 fee per 5 square metres of garage or parking space in dense areas… to disincentivise driving and cars and incentivise better use of urban space.” and “We should have more tax brackets in Australia”. While they have some Slytherin-adjacent edge and local-nationalist pride, as in “Yes I’m a blood and soil nationalist for the ACT”, the dominant pattern is cerebral, theory-driven, and fascinated by structures and institutions, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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The best-fitting song for @milkysnail105 is Common People by Pulp, with its mix of class consciousness, urban obsession, and dry sarcasm. They constantly rail against housing inequality and landlordism, e.g. “I don’t care if housing reform crashes your finances, you’re a parasite on a economy and society if your wealth is in housing, I hope you lose all your money”, which mirrors the song’s contempt for those who treat inequality as an aesthetic. Their fixation on walkable, dense, terrace-lined cities like “I see pictures of terraces and you just have to think were did we go wrong as a society for us to stop building suburbs like this and instead build hell on earth in the form of McMansion suburbs” and “How is anyone meant to afford a walkable neighbourhood in Australia” fits perfectly with the song’s imagery of cramped, vivid city life. There’s also their ironic local patriotism and class-aware nationalism, from “If someone put a gun to my head and offered 1 million dollars for me to move away from Canberra. I would calmly stare down the barrel of the gun and refuse” to “The working class in Australia aspires to be petite bourgeois, truely the only workers left are the public service, doctors , urban planners and teachers”, echoing the song’s critique of class aspiration and authenticity. The blend of political frustration, sardonic humour, and love for everyday urban life makes Common People a strong thematic match.

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