Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and absurd scenarios, like laughing at her own tweets in “ai eu sou tao engracada passo horas rindo sozinha comigo mesma” and mocking scripts as “trabalho de artes do fundamental” in “o roteiro nivel trabalho de artes do fundamental”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong love for close ones and pets, e.g. “nunca vou amar alguem igual eu amo minha gata” and “eu e minha gata somos alma gemeas e vamos morrer no mesmo dia”.
- Socially-aware: Critiques performative politics and problematic celebrities, like calling out “homem eh performaticamente de esquerda so pra pegar mulher” and criticizing Bruna Biancardi/Neymar politics in “ficar decepcionado com uma atitude da BRUNA BIANCARDI esposa do NEYMAR eh meio que culpa sua”.
- Candid: Speaks openly about health and stress, as in “fibromialgia asma rinite endometriose e intolerancia a lactose pqp fascinante como nenhuma parte do meu corpo funciona” and anxiety over grades in “essa nota me aliviou tanto acho que se demorasse mais dois dias eu surtava”.
- Creative: Invents vivid, surreal narratives and phrases, like the dramatic filter story in “HOMEM QUEBRA FILTRO DE BARRO E VIRA ABERAÇÃO!” and comparing deleting drafts to “a queima da biblioteca de alexandria”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Uses extreme contempt toward groups, e.g. “homem careca me irrita muito queria elimitar todos os homens carecas” and generalizations about men in “como pode as mulheres serem tao lindas... enquanto os homens... he's just there...”.
- Aggressive-language: Frequently wishes extreme harm, such as “morte e tortura pra quem faz edit da eleven” and “um sonho: estados unidos e toda a população norte americana entrar em extinção”.
- Self-deprecating: Frames herself negatively or with resignation, like “pqp eu tenho um pessimo gosto pra homem” and describing her body as entirely dysfunctional in “fascinante como nenhuma parte do meu corpo funciona”.
- Emotionally-reactive: Responds intensely to inconveniences, e.g. wishing the SISU close so others “se FODA” and expressing strong rage at people entering the kitchen in “nada me da mais ÓDIO que alguem entrando na cozinha enquanto eu cozinho”.
- Health-neglecting: Downplays important self-care, like “faz 1 semana que nao almoco e nao mudou nada... provando que almoco eh a pior refeicao do dia” despite listing multiple chronic conditions in “fibromialgia asma rinite endometriose e intolerancia a lactose”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but with a much more chaotic, extremely online twist. Like Lisa, she’s sharp, self-aware, politically and socially opinionated, calling out fake leftist guys in tweets like “sei quando um homem eh performaticamente de esquerda so pra pegar mulher” and roasting fandoms in “nao existe nada mais vergonhoso que assistir ou ser fa de harry potter em 2026”. She has an overactive mind and anxiety about the future, similar to Lisa stressing over school, seen when she says “pensar em montar um look todo dia pra ir pra faculdade ja me deixa ansiosa” and worries about grades like in “pqp essa nota me aliviou tanto acho que se demorasse mais dois dias eu surtava”. Her love for her cat in “nunca vou amar alguem igual eu amo minha gata” mirrors Lisa’s deep bond with Snowball. At the same time, her dramatic, dark humor and intense takes—like “agora um sonho: estados unidos e toda a população norte americana entrar em extinção”—feel like what Lisa might tweet if she grew up extremely terminally online in Brazil.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly comment on social dynamics, flirting, and public situations, often in a performative, humorous way, e.g. the playful flirt vibe in “pov estou flertando com voce” and talking about being called a caloura and group introductions in “me apresentando no grupo da faculdade”. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they exaggerate, dramatize and spin scenarios instead of sticking to literal facts, like “minha mente eh um grande armazem de imagens da internet” and the absurd story-telling tone of “HOMEM QUEBRA FILTRO DE BARRO E VIRA ABERAÇÃO!”. They favor Feeling (F) over detached logic: many tweets are emotional, value-laden rants or affections – love for her cat in “nunca vou amar alguem igual eu amo minha gata”, strong likes/dislikes about men and media in “como pode as mulheres serem tao lindas… enquanto os homens... he's just there...” and “nao existe nada mais vergonhoso que assistir ou ser fa de harry potter em 2026”. She seems clearly Perceiving (P): she jokes about chaos, procrastination and going with the flow rather than structure, like “faz 1 semana que nao almoco e nao mudou nada na minha vida” and the anxiety about picking an outfit every day in “pensar em montar um look todo dia pra ir pra faculdade ja me deixa ansiosa”. Combining a loud, humorous presence, imaginative dramatization, emotional intensity, and low-structure lifestyle points most strongly to ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you really got into *ciencias bissexuais*, can I volunteer as your first long-term field experiment? I promise to be more impressive than the guy whose brain you said could double as a cutting board.
- You said you’ll never love anyone like your cat, but I’m willing to compete: I sit, I purr (metaphorically), and I absolutely support your dream of making the US go extinct and men pee sitting down.
- You joked that your mind is just a huge warehouse of internet images—mind if I move in as your new favorite meme and share a Whopper vegetariano with you while Mossoró decides whether it wants to flood us or not?
- Since your mom was a samba queen and raised an obese manatee, it makes sense you turned out legendary—so how about we honor your bloodline by going on a date where you’re the rainha de bateria and I’m just the dork cheering way too loud?
- You said you feel like a pale single rose in your bio, but honestly, with you roasting performative leftist guys, bullying bald men, and declaring war on Harry Potter fans, you’re more like a whole chaotic garden—and I’d love to be the little magrinho deliciously holding your hand in it.
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Chronic overthinker with a cat soulmate, a degree in chaotic memes and (almost) bisexual sciences. Once got called ‘auntie’ by a child and never recovered.– @millyrapadura
Your signature cocktail
Single Pale Rosé (But Chaotic)
This drink starts with rosé wine for the soft, poetic side in the bio, a nod to being “a single pale rose” and the dramatic romantic posts like “nunca vou amar alguem igual eu amo minha gata”. A sharp cachaça shot cuts through it, representing the unfiltered, often aggressive humor of tweets such as “homem careca me irrita muito queria elimitar todos os homens carecas” and “por mim o sisu fechava hoje quem nao colocou a nota ainda se FODA”. Guava juice with lime brings tropical, messy sweetness for the Mossoró vibes and family chaos like “amo que minha mae do nada revela fatos inimaginaveis da vida dela tipo que ela ja foi rainha de bateria...”. Pink peppercorn syrup adds a spicy, pretty burn, just like the constant dragging of men and pop culture in “sei quando um homem eh performaticamente de esquerda so pra pegar mulher” and “nao existe nada mais vergonhoso que assistir ou ser fa de harry potter em 2026”. Finally, a sparkling water top-off keeps it fizzy and over-stimulated, matching the chaotic mental tab overload of “ouvindo musica enquanto assisto um filme enquanto leio um livro nenhum sinal de pensamento sera tolerado” and the meme-brain energy of “minha mente eh um grande armazem de imagens da internet”. Strong but deceptively cute, it’s the kind of cocktail that would absolutely post “ANO NOVO COMEÇANDO COM EU DANDO O CU QUE DELICIA AIII ÕÔEHN” and then blame it on the alcohol.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Milly’s humor is sharp, cutting, and often about domination, irritation, or social power, which leans heavily Slytherin. She casually wishes extreme fates on groups she dislikes, like in “agora um sonho: estados unidos e toda a população norte americana entrar em extinção” and “morte e tortura pra quem faz edit da eleven com cant catch me now voces sao monstros sem coracao”, showing a ruthless, all‑or‑nothing streak. There’s also a strong self‑preservation and standards vibe in tweets like “por mim o sisu fechava hoje quem nao colocou a nota ainda se FODA” and her disgust for certain men, e.g. “homem careca me irrita muito queria elimitar todos os homens carecas” and “sei quando um homem eh performaticamente de esquerda so pra pegar mulher”, which shows a strong boundary against hypocrisy and mediocrity. At the same time, she’s deeply self‑aware and socially strategic, making jokes about flerting like “pov estou flertando com voce” and about manipulating online spaces, such as “o conceito de colocar alguem que nunca te viu no cf so pra ficar postando nojeira”. Her devotion is selective and intense (e.g. “eu e minha gata somos alma gemeas e vamos morrer no mesmo dia”), which fits Slytherin’s loyalty to a chosen few rather than universal kindness. Overall, the combination of biting wit, intolerance for bullshit, emotional extremity, and fiercely guarded attachments points far more to Slytherin than to the other houses.
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Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑known song that fits them best is "brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo. The track’s chaotic, funny, slightly nihilistic teenage angst mirrors their timeline perfectly: they joke about chronic health issues like “fibromialgia asma rinite endometriose e intolerancia a lactose pqp fascinante como nenhuma parte do meu corpo funciona” while also laughing at their own misery. Their love life and crush drama are very on‑brand for the song’s messy vibe, from “pqp eu tenho um pessimo gosto pra homem” to “sim olivia rodrigo every guy i like is gay”. The song’s mix of self‑deprecating humor and genuine frustration fits tweets like “ai eu sou tao engracada passo horas rindo sozinha comigo mesma” and “ouvindo musica enquanto assisto um filme enquanto leio um livro nenhum sinal de pensamento sera tolerado”. Finally, their sharp, slightly feral political/pop‑culture takes, such as “nao existe nada mais vergonhoso que assistir ou ser fa de harry potter em 2026” and “agora um sonho: estados unidos e toda a população norte americana entrar em extinção”, match the song’s rebellious, over‑it energy.
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