Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: Openly shares suicidal thoughts and self‑harm urges, e.g., "i want to kill myself" tweets.
- Self-Aware: Recognizes patterns of self‑harm and urges to stop, such as noting scar healing and cut frequency.
- Expressive: Uses vivid language, emojis, and detailed descriptions to convey intense emotions.
- Pet Lover: Shows deep bond with cat, crediting the pet for keeping them alive in multiple posts.
- Resilient: Celebrates recovery milestones, like "FINALLY OUT OF THE DAMN HOSPITAL".
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm: Frequent urges and actions to cut, e.g., "i want to cutttttt" and box‑cutter incidents.
- Suicidal: Repeated statements about wanting to die, such as "i think i’m going to kill myself tomorrow".
- Impulsive: Acts on harmful urges quickly, acquiring a box cutter and planning cuts without delay.
- Negative Self-Talk: Constant self‑hate language, like "i’m so ugly" and "i hate myself".
- Risky Substance Use: Mentions smoking cigarettes and weed despite being underage, e.g., "friends mom gave me a cigarette".
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Barney Gumble is known for chronic self‑destructive behavior, heavy substance use, and frequent expressions of hopelessness, which mirrors @milodamonkeyy's repeated suicidal and self‑harm tweets such as “i want to kms again can my meds get adjusted already” and “i’m so suicidal it’s not even funny anymore i joke about killing myself so much that people don’t know its not a joke”. He also constantly craves cigarettes and alcohol, similar to the user’s tweets “i want a ciggareteeeuhhhhhhh” and “i want to smoke… i need a chance to smoke”. Like Barney’s low self‑esteem and feeling like a burden, the user repeatedly says “i hate myself” and “i wish i was a bad person so they wouldn’t miss me”. Both characters display a cycle of brief moments of relief (Barney’s occasional sober days, the user’s cat and bath posts) followed by a return to despair. This pattern of chronic depression, self‑harm, and substance cravings aligns the user most closely with Barney.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The user often writes in a solitary, self‑focused way, e.g., 'i feel so guilty ohmyfuckigngod i need to cut myself', indicating introversion. They describe concrete, sensory details such as 'i see a vein' and 'my cat was laying a little far from me and he just moved to be right next to my legs', suggesting a sensing preference. Their choices are driven by intense feelings and personal values, as seen in 'i hate myself' and 'i want to kill myself', showing a feeling orientation. Their pattern is impulsive and unstructured, with statements like 'i have a box cutter ... i relapsed' and 'cutting in the shower is sooo satisfying', which aligns with perceiving.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a cat? Because just like yours, my heart wants to be right next to you, purring with happiness.
- If you were a blade, I’d never want to put you down—just to keep from getting caught in the thrill of you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by and consider my decisions like a wise cat avoiding harm?
- You must be a cigarette, because my heart smokes for you every time I see your tweets light up my feed!
- I’d never want you to feel like you’re the only real person in the world—I’m here hoping you’ll see how amazing you truly are!
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Your new Twitter bio
16‑yr cat lover, aspiring writer, humorist, & mental‑health advocate. 🌟 Once taught my cat to fetch a stick (failed). Sharing quirks & growth. #SHTWT– @milodamonkeyy
Your signature cocktail
Milo's Midnight Mend
The deep black vodka mirrors the darkness of "i feel so guilty ohmyfuckigngod i need to cut myself", a raw expression of pain. Blood orange juice adds a visceral splash, echoing the self‑harm urges in "i want to cutttttt" and the suicidal thoughts of "i want to kill myself". The smoked cinnamon simple syrup captures the craving for cigarettes, straight from the tweet "i want a ciggareteeeuhhhhhhh". Lavender bitters soothe the anxious mind, a nod to the moments when they seek calm, like "taking a bath bathing i love baths i forgot how amazing they are". Finally, sparkling water provides a fleeting, cleansing fizz reminiscent of the comfort their cat gives, as expressed in "my cat ... i love my baby so much".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user demonstrates a deep sense of loyalty and empathy, especially toward their cat and friends, which aligns with Hufflepuff values (e.g., "my cat is the thing that’s making me contemplate whether or not this is really what i want to do" and "i know this is exactly what my friend is worried about and i feel bad saying this but i just feel like a therapist to my friend ... i keep having to comfort him"). Their constant guilt about being a burden and the desire not to hurt loved ones shows the Hufflepuff trait of caring for community ("i feel like i’m so selfish for wanting to kms when i have such a great family and great friends."). They also display patience and perseverance in seeking help and sharing their struggles publicly, a hallmark of Hufflepuff's dedication ("sorry guys i keep making vent posts"). While they struggle with self‑harm, the recurring theme is a wish to protect those they love and to be dependable ("my sister has started to scratch herself ... i feel like a horrible person."). Overall, their loyalty, empathy, and community‑oriented concerns point most strongly to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (covered by Johnny Cash)
The raw confession in the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" mirrors milodamonkeyy’s repeated cries like "i want to cutttttt" and "i feel so guilty … i need to cut myself". Their self‑destructive urges and hopelessness are echoed in lines such as "i’m so suicidal … i can’t do this" and "i’m so ugly". The song’s lament about a "permanent solution to a temporary problem" directly reflects their tweet "it’s a permanent solution to a temporary problem!!". The melancholy tone also captures moments of fragile solace, like when they write "my cat is the thing that’s making me contemplate whether or not this is really what i want to do". Overall, "Hurt" captures the intense pain, self‑harm, and fleeting search for relief that dominates their timeline.
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