Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Cultural Curator: Frequently spotlights music/film—e.g., “se me mostrar um segundo de qualquer música do acústico dos titãs...”
- Nostalgic Fan: Celebrates emo/alt icons while recalling past experiences—e.g., “queria ter a sensação de ouvir a7x pela primeira vez de novo”
- Community-Oriented: Invites followers to help with her education project—e.g., “oii respondam pro meu trabalho...”
- Humorous Observer: Shares quirky everyday vignettes like “acabei de ver um cachorro com uma roupa do homem aranha”
- Persistent Student: Despite frustration, keeps tackling studies—e.g., “não aguento mais mapa mental” paired with ongoing work talk
Weaknesses:
- Academic Burnout: Repeated complaints about school/magistério—e.g., “odeio fazer trabalho... odeio magistério”
- Impulsive Negativity: Quick to dismiss apps/shows—e.g., “que bosta de aplicativo”
- Weather Sensitivity: Cold derails plans often—e.g., “não dá pra ir pra escola nesse frio...”
- Consumptive Cravings: Frequent food/merch longing—e.g., “mas bem capaz que eu vou pagar 60 reais numa miniatura...”
- Overattachment: Fixated on fandom relationships—e.g., “thinking about frank iero” and sustained RBD obsession
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits Malu’s blend of introspection, academic grind, and passionate fandoms. Like Lisa, she vents about school pressure—“odeio fazer trabalho odeio escola odeio estudar odeio magistério”—yet keeps chasing knowledge, even rewatching lessons: “eu assistindo explicação de matéria do sétimo ano porque não lembro mais”. Her artsy, fan-driven heart mirrors Lisa’s obsessive cultural loves, from “SANDY MEU AMOR 😭 #NesseCantoEuConto” to “thinking about frank iero.” The thoughtful, socially aware streak surfaces in lines like “tô nem aí pro trump desde que nada acerte meu país por mim tudo bem” and dreaming of better classrooms: “não dá pra ir pra escola nesse frio cancelem as aulas”. This mix of earnest idealism, creative obsessions, and academic angst is pure Lisa. ⭐
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
“tô louca pra ir pra casa” and “melhor hora do dia é chegar em casa” show a strong preference for solitary recharge and introspection, suggesting Introversion. Tweets like “vai ter que ser rio e frozen porque rei leão é foda e up é a melhor da pixar” and “thinking about frank iero” emphasize imaginative, emotional associations over concrete details, pointing to Intuition. Emotional expressions in “SANDY MEU AMOR 😭” and “lucas volta com o beeshop por favor nunca te pedi nada” highlight values-driven reactions characteristic of Feeling. Frequent spontaneous complaints such as “semana esquisitakk” and “fui eu” reveal a flexible, in-the-moment lifestyle aligned with Perceiving.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can recognize any Titãs acústico song in one second, how long would it take you to recognize that I’m clearly the right person to watch the 20-year ‘Bandas Gaúchas’ show recording with you?
- You’re out here loving MCR, Frank Iero, Fresno, Paramore, Beeshop AND RBD… at this point your taste is so good I’m just trying to become one of your favorite tracks too.
- You said 50% of your problems disappear when you take your braces off — I volunteer to handle the other 50% by bringing you shawarma, bolo de paçoca and a sorvete buffet date when that day comes.
- Future teacher who hates doing schoolwork, binge-watching The Office and suffering with Jim and Pam again? Let’s skip the drama, call this ‘The Milongaflt Method’ and go straight to our happy ending episode.
- You’re worried about finding alt clothes in Sapucaia do Sul, but honestly, with that short-hair-and-fringe era and a heart full of rock, emo and F1 memes, you already look like the main character of my favorite fanfic.
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Future teacher with a shoarma plan, tracking rock revivals, cold fronts, and every RBD harmony; one survey link away from grading your pop-culture syllabus.– @milongaflt
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Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their constant quest for knowledge—studying seventh-grade material to refresh memory in “eu assistindo explicação de matéria do sétimo ano porque não lembro mais” and lamenting endless school projects in “eu penso nos trabalhos do magistério 24 horas por dia”—signals an intellectual bent over bold impulsiveness or ambition. They treat learning as curiosity-driven rather than purely duty-bound, reflected in “tava vendo as reviews de o papai é pop no letterboxd e dá pra ver que as pessoas não entenderam o mínimo por trás da história do filme”, where they dissect others’ interpretations. Their interests span detailed fandom analysis and niche cultural references, e.g., “se me mostrar um segundo de qualquer música do acústico dos titãs eu vou saber qual é impressionante” and “thinking about frank iero”, showing both memory and analytical fandom engagement. They rarely frame themselves as brave or driven; instead, their persona is inwardly reflective and intellectually curious, aligning best with Ravenclaw’s affinity for knowledge and insight.
Your movie
Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Welcome to the Black Parade fits their identity as a My Chemical Romance devotee: they literally describe themselves as “the black parade, track 12” in their bio and gush over related content like “thinking about frank iero”. The song’s themes of perseverance and dramatic nostalgia mirror tweets about powering through school stress—see “odeio fazer trabalho odeio escola odeio estudar odeio magistério”—and cold, exhausting days like “frio frio frio frio frio frio”. Their emo sensibility and love for cathartic anthems also surface in posts such as “se me mostrar um segundo de qualquer música do acústico dos titãs eu vou saber qual é”, underscoring how deeply music, especially emotionally charged rock, anchors their mood. This march-through-the-dark energy is exactly what Welcome to the Black Parade celebrates, making it the soundtrack that best suits @milongaflt’s personality.
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