
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is clearly intelligent and self-analytical, constantly overthinking and critiquing herself, as seen in posts like “i’m 19 and i’m unemployed and failing uni and can’t drive and always anxious and fat and ugly and” and “see the thing is i’ve already made myself isolated w this disorder it’s not like recovering would magically mend all my relationships or give me a bunch of friends so idek what to do atp”. Lisa often feels isolated and misunderstood, similar to the user’s loneliness and distance from friends and family, reflected in “this starving thing would be so much easier if i lived alone so i didn’t have ppl pissing me off left and right”. The user’s anxiety and perfectionism about weight and goals mirror Lisa’s perfectionism in academics and causes, like “me lowering my weight loss goals every time i get close so i can never feel a sense of achievement”. There’s also a strong sense of moral reflection and questioning their own behavior—acknowledging how irrational things are while still doing them—shown in “sometimes i genuinely look at photos from when i was 12 for thinspo like what’s wrong w me that’s a child”, very much in line with Lisa’s capacity for self-critique and awareness.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets describe feeling isolated, anxious, and overwhelmed by in‑person interactions rather than energized by them, like when they say home and going out both feel bad and anxiety‑inducing: “what to do if staying at home alone makes me depressed but going out makes me depressed AND anxious 😅😅😅” and “this starving thing would be so much easier if i lived alone so i didn’t have ppl pissing me off left and right”. Their focus on inner feelings, meaning, and hypotheticals over concrete external data points to intuition (N): they spiral about identity and future self, e.g. “see the thing is i’ve already made myself isolated w this disorder it’s not like recovering would magically mend all my relationships or give me a bunch of friends so idek what to do atp”, and ruminate on abstract concepts like being "skinny fat" and what it means for them: “i’ve gotta be the most skinny fat person ever because for the past seven years i’ve only alternated between heavy heavy restriction + cardio or binging w no exercise”. They clearly lead with feeling (F): their decisions are driven by body image pain, shame, and relational hurt more than detached logic, such as “when the ppl telling me not to starve myself are the same people that called me fat and gave me this ed in the first place” and the self‑deprecating, emotional language in “i’m 19 and i’m unemployed and failing uni and can’t drive and always anxious and fat and ugly and”. Finally, they look perceiving (P) rather than judging: although they talk about being "locked in" and set aggressive goals, they frequently contradict or change plans impulsively (from 500 calories to fasting, from protein‑maxxing to calorie‑minning) as in “might start fasting when i go back to uni cos this 500cals a day thing is still sooooooo slow 💔💔” and “no bcos january was just the trial run for the great february lock in”, while also admitting she doesn’t follow through: “told my friend i was locked in and she asked what have i been doing differently and i couldn’t think of one damn thing”. The combination of intense inner emotional life, self‑critical idealism about her body and future, and inconsistent execution on rigid goals fits INFP more than other types.

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19 | she/her | full-time student, part-time overthinker. Once ate 300 extra cals and felt invincible in the shower. Learning balance, slowly but surely.– @mimilynbaby

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is lightly boozy but sparkly and restless, like someone wide awake at 1am because “i’ve developed an issue where everyday i’m rlly depressed at night and then become happy again at 1am and bcos im finally happy i don’t wanna sleep so i don’t until 5am”. Lychee liqueur is sweet and dreamy to match the soft, cute aesthetic and all the bows and teddies in their bio: “ifb everyone 🎀🎀 … 🧸🧸”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sharp bitterness for the self‑dragging tweets like “for someone w an eating disorder i forget how much of a fat fucking chud i am wayyyyy too often”. Soda with edible glitter is the fizzy, manic determination of “no bcos january was just the trial run for the great february lock in” and “i WILL lose 4kg this month 🧘♀️🧘♀️🧘♀️”. The nectarine slice garnish is a direct nod to “I LOVE NECTARINES 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋”, a small bright joy floating on top of a lot of complicated feelings. Overall it’s pretty, slightly sad, a bit too intense for its own good, and absolutely locked in—just like the person who jokes that “this starving thing would be so much easier if i lived alone so i didn’t have ppl pissing me off left and right”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their mindset is dominated by intense ambition, self-optimization, and a willingness to endure extreme measures to reach a goal, which are core Slytherin traits. They repeatedly frame their life around "locking in" and pushing harder, as seen in “no bcos january was just the trial run for the great february lock in” and “WE will be locked in for the last week of january!!!”, showing a strategic, goal-obsessed mentality. They constantly move the goalposts and lower their target weight even before reaching it, acknowledging this in “me lowering my weight loss goals every time i get close so i can never feel a sense of achievement”, which mirrors Slytherin’s relentless drive to go further. There is also clear self-preservation through control: they distrust external information and systems such as food labels in “CANNOT trust the calories on food labels”, and they prefer methods that give them maximum perceived control like extreme fasting in “might start fasting when i go back to uni cos this 500cals a day thing is still sooooooo slow”. While they experience anxiety and self-loathing, they continually respond by doubling down on their calculated strategies for weight loss, as in “i WILL lose 4kg this month 🧘♀️🧘♀️🧘♀️...” and “I NEED TO LOSE 7KG ASAPPPPPPP”, highlighting a Slytherin-like fusion of ruthless ambition and self-directed intensity.

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A song that best suits @mimilynbaby is jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures obsessive body comparison, insecurity, and the way appearance feels tied to self-worth. They frequently talk about weight and body size in a self-hating way, like “WHY AM I STILL FAT?! WHY AM I STILL FAT?! WHY AM I STILL FAT?! …” and “i can’t go back to school i’m still too FATTTTTTT”, which echoes the song’s fixation on not feeling good enough. The song’s themes of toxic comparison and wanting someone else’s body match tweets like “FINALLY OUT OF BMI 20 JAILLLLLLLLLL” and “bmi guesses? i legit carry ALL my weight in my stomach”. Their exhaustion and emotional swings, shown in “i’ve developed an issue where everyday i’m rlly depressed at night and then become happy again at 1am”, also resonate with the song’s overwhelmed, spiraling tone. Overall, jealousy, jealousy mirrors their struggles with comparison, body image, and feeling like they’re constantly falling short.

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