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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, provocative, and irreverently funny, always pushing boundaries and living for reaction. Their timeline is full of over-the-top, sexual, and trollish humor like “que corpo eh esse eu tô gozando”, “queria ela metendo em mim com strap”, and “sexo lésbico quente”, which fits Bart’s instinct to shock and amuse. They also show a combative streak and impulsive anger, as in “nossa mas eu dava um murro nessa retardada e ia expulsa ali mesmo” and “pedro eh da minha cidade vou ir centro tacar merda nele”, echoing Bart’s tendency to fight first and think later. At the same time, they’re passionate and intensely stan-ish about their faves, similar to how Bart can be ride-or-die for the things he loves, as seen in posts like “feliz aniversário jisoo, te amo muito bb PRIMEIRA IDOL QUE EU AMEI EM MINHA VIDA” and “JENNIE EU TE AKO ENTENDA ISSO”. Overall, the mix of mischief, vulgar humor, emotional intensity, and zero-filter posting lines up far more with Bart than with more restrained or earnest characters like Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as strongly Extraverted, openly sharing daily life, body, and feelings in a very performative, social way, like joking about carnival outfits in “EU PENSADO ISSO PRA IR NO BLOCO DE CARNAVAL DA PABLO” and constantly reacting to fandom drama in “brigar com o povo do ttk me adoece”. Their focus is heavily Sensing and concrete: they talk about physical experiences and appearances (e.g. “que corpo eh esse eu tô gozando”, “esse biquíni mas um pouquinho mostrava dmd”) rather than abstract theorizing. They’re clearly Feeling-driven, leading with emotional reactions, desire, and attachment to idols and characters, as in “estou completamente apaixonada” and the protective tone in “vcs que não gostaram não tem oq fazer... e ela vai continuar sendo a nanno”. Their style is spontaneous and flexible, fitting Perceiving: they often swing between moods, joke about having no order in their routine in “tomei banho agora e cheguei em casa agora não sei se cago mijo como”, and dive into whatever catches their attention (fanfic, BL/Yuri, k‑pop, drama) without showing much long-term planning or structure. Altogether, the energetic, attention-grabbing, sensory, emotionally expressive, and impulsive vibe aligns best with ESFP.

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18 • Curitiba • K-pop, GL & Yuri enthusiast. OnceBlink with a soft spot for Mina & Freen. Started life with corote at 12, now I just binge fanfics and streams.– @minamyouisr

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline screaming “EU TÔ GOZANDOO” and “que corpo eh esse eu tô gozando”. The spicy chili-infused vodka hits fast and hard, reflecting their zero-filter aggression in tweets like “nossa mas eu dava um murro nessa retardada e ia expulsa ali mesmo”. The sparkling rosé with strawberry syrup captures their soft, romantic fangirl side, totally in love when they say “estou completamente apaixonada” and “nós nem ama” in Twice/BLACKPINK stan mode. The yerba mate iced tea stands for their relentless energy, from working a heavy job young “ano passado eu saia de casa 6:40 e voltava 23:00 com 15 anos... em um trabalho MUITO pesado” to spending hours online hyping idols. Finally, the edible glitter and pink rock candy rim is pure OnceBlink aesthetic for someone who proudly flexes “aqui nois eh onceblink carai” while thirsting over idols in tweets like “lisa eu acho que tá mostrando um pouquinho sua bunda, but só um pouquinho”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong streak of impulsive boldness and confrontational courage that fits Gryffindor best. They frequently fantasize about direct physical confrontation, like when they say they would hit someone and get expelled on the spot: “nossa mas eu dava um murro nessa retardada e ia expulsa ali mesmo” and “pedro eh da minha cidade vou ir centro tacar merda nele”, which reflects hot‑blooded, reckless bravery more than calculated Slytherin aggression. Their timeline is full of intense, dramatic emotional reactions such as “MEU DEUS EU ESTOU COMPLETAMENTE APAIXONADA QUANDO VAI LANÇAR ISSO EU QUERO ASSISTIR IMEDIATAMENTE” and “MEU DEUS EU TO PASSANDO MAO A FREEN BEIJQNDO UM HOMEM”, showing the kind of passionate, heart‑on‑sleeve temperament typical of Gryffindors. They also openly defend things and people they care about against criticism, as in “vcs que não gostaram não tem oq fazer, não adianta reclamar tacar hate, nada vai mudar e ela vai continuar sendo a nanno”, which suggests standing up for their beliefs rather than staying neutral. While there is some loyalty to idols and fandom friends (“nois nem ama💗🤭”), their defining traits are fiery impulsiveness, willingness to fight, and dramatic emotional courage, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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A song that best suits them is Tomboy by (G)I-DLE, because it embodies a bold, unapologetic and sexually confident attitude very similar to how they tweet. They constantly mix explicit thirst with humor and zero shame, like when they say “que corpo eh esse eu tô gozando” and “queria ela metendo em mim com strap”. Their timeline is full of aggressive, chaotic energy and irreverent insults, such as “nossa mas eu dava um murro nessa retardada e ia expulsa ali mesmo” and “pedro eh da minha cidade vou ir centro tacar merda nele”, which fits the rebellious, anti‑princess tone of the song. They also embrace queer, girl-loving content and yuri fandom, as seen in “alguém aqui lê manga Yuri?” and “sexo lésbico quente”, resonating with the song’s rejection of heteronormative expectations. Overall, Tomboy’s lyrics about not being a typical good girl and not caring what others think align strongly with their loud, chaotic, and proudly nonconforming online persona.

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