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Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Bart’s irreverence, trolling instinct, and ability to reduce complex social situations to mischievous gags echoes Monke’s feed: constant mockery, meme-laden barbs, and a persona that delights in provoking authority and peer groups. While Lisa is earnest and intellectual, Monke trades more in snark and performative disruption—Bart’s prankster-energy and antagonistic humor fit him best.

Your MBTI personality Type
Monke reads as INTP: he shows strong introverted thinking and idea-play (posting theory: 'Capital contains all manifestations of technology...', and speculative reasoning 'everything I don't feel like I understand fully is an orchestrated op'), intuitive preference for abstract systems (repeating 'Consult the graph.' and thought experiments like killing baby Hitler alt-hist), thinking over feeling in his blunt critiques ('Fuck psychology', 'Engineers are primarily good for making prole killing devices'), and perceiving openness to novelty and improvisation (playful rants, memes and self-aware chaos in his bio). These traits align with classic INTP curiosity, contrarianism, and theoretical tinkering.

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Monke | Contrarian meme-critic & amateur theorist — graphs, rants, and late arrivals. Philosophy, anti‑cult takes, rave nostalgia & eastern practice. Chronically 30+ mins late. Engage at your own risk.– @minarchistmonke

Your signature cocktail
This drink is bitter, jittery, and a little dangerous—like Monke’s feed. The espresso nods to rave energy ('jungle music at ear bleed inducing volumes' and 'take speed with philosophers'), dark rum gives it a raw, old-world bite that matches his alt-hist riffs, absinthe adds an uncanny, theoretical haze for philosophical late nights ('non dualism and eastern meditative practices'), and the charred rim is the snarky, burnt-edge humor he sprinkles in his memes ('Chronically online dipshit...').

Your Hogwarts House
Monke’s feed centers on analysis, theory, and intellectual provocation—he repeatedly posts 'Consult the graph.' and philosophical reflections like 'The philosophy that has helped my thinking most is... non dualism', which signals a love of ideas and conceptual play. He prizes cleverness over brute force and delights in schematic thinking and critique, classic Ravenclaw territory. Though his tone can be mischievous, the primary driver is curiosity and conceptual clarity rather than pure ambition, which fits Ravenclaw better than Slytherin.

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That song’s ironic narrator and gleeful, provocative recounting of historical horrors pairs well with Monke’s relish for dark humor and historical-alt takes ('Me when I kill baby Hitler...' and 'The second World War was won by th ... AYO PEEP THE NUMBERS'). He often plays the provocateur who highlights grim realities with a smirk, much like the song’s narrator.

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