Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings like sadness, affection, and longing in tweets such as “to tao triste to tao carente e triste to tao sensivel e sentimental” and “acordei tão triste e sentimental”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense dedication to groups like Twice and NewJeans in posts like “volta logo twice quero ver vcs” and “hj me bateu uma melancolia queria o newjeans”.
- Humorously dramatic: Uses exaggerated humor for emphasis, e.g. “vou fazer greve ficar 5 anos sem falar” and “parabéns 6 de janeiro vc é o dia mais entediante e chato de 2026”.
- Self-aware thinker: Reflects on own behavior and patterns in tweets like “acho q eu gosto muito de me torturar nao e possivel” and “sei lá n sei oq pensar”.
- Affectionate admirer: Frequently expresses deep admiration for women and idols, e.g. “mulheres são tão lindas” and “nossa ela é a mulher da minha vida”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-talk: Uses aggressive language toward self in posts like “q merda q eu fiz mn q merda vtmnc que raiva de mim” and “oq q eu tô fazendo com a minha vida mano plmds”.
- Suicidal ideation: Frequently references wanting to die or self-harm, e.g. “vontade de levar 67 facadas”, “eu vou me matar quando o twice disbandar”, and “me mata entao me mata logo”.
- Chronic negativity: Many tweets center on despair or frustration, like “nossa to mt triste vontade de sumir”, “ai n tô legal”, and “q merda hein mano”.
- Hostile language: Directs insults or anger outward, as in “vai tomar no cu lixo”, “tmnc irmão”, and “se alguem vier de perturbação cmg hoje o pau vai torar”.
- Avoidant motivation: Often expresses strong desire to escape responsibilities, e.g. “eu nao quero estuda por favor”, “eu num quero trabalha num quero nada num quero nada”, and “ai vou dormir pra n ficar insano de vez”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-aware, and often overwhelmed by how much they feel things. There’s constant melancholy and sensitivity, like when they say they’re "so sad so needy and sad so sensitive and sentimental" and "I woke up so sad and sentimental." Like Lisa, they oscillate between idealistic plans for self-improvement and crushing self-doubt, going from "this year I’ll farm a lot of aura and I’ll be beautiful you’ll see" to "what am I doing with my life man pls." Their intense parasocial love for girl groups such as Twice and NewJeans mirrors Lisa’s obsessive fandoms and niche passions, as seen in "I’ll kill myself when Twice disbands" and "come back soon Twice I want to see you." Finally, their sharp misanthropy and frustration with others—"it’s so fun seeing Stranger Things fans going schizophrenic over the end of the series" and "there are people here who are so dumb"—fit Lisa’s combination of moral superiority, burnout, and being perpetually fed up with everyone around her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: their timeline is mostly inner monologue, venting, and parasocial focus on idols rather than talking about large friend groups or parties, with tweets like “vou fazer greve ficar 5 anos sem falar” and “faz 7 anos q eu nao me uso como foto de perfil em nenhuma rede social sequer” suggesting self-consciousness and withdrawal. They lean intuition over sensing because they’re constantly in feelings, symbolism, and hypotheticals rather than concrete step-by-step plans, e.g. “ai tantas coisas q eu quero e nunca vou viver” and dramatic exaggerations like “eu vou me jogar de um arranhaceu”. Their decision-making is clearly feeling-based: they prioritize emotional reactions, attachment to idols, and strong value judgments, as seen in “mulheres são tão lindas”, “to tao triste to tao carente e triste to tao sensivel e sentimental”, and moral stances like “homens deveriam ser extintos”. They seem more perceiving than judging: their tweets show low structure, lots of mood swings, procrastination, and going with the flow—complaining about studying “eu nao quero estuda por favor”, work “eu num quero trabalha num quero nada num quero nada”, and a tendency to react impulsively like “ai to precisando de uma lobotomia”. Overall, their emotional intensity, romantic/idealized idolization (“quero ela só pra mim pra sempre”), inward focus, and unstructured lifestyle fit best with INFP: the sensitive, dramatic, value-driven introvert who lives largely in their inner emotional world.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said that video is your Roman Empire — do you mind if I invade your timeline so often that I become your new empire? I promise less war, more Twice and Tetris.
- You’re ‘nb butch, she/him, ⚢’, in love with Twice, mourning NewJeans and still leveling up at Tetris… statistically speaking, the only piece missing in this combo is me, perfectly shaped to slot into your life for a T-spin double.
- You keep tweeting ‘I just wanted…’, ‘I want her’, ‘I just wanna kiss someone’ and ‘I’m so sentimental’ — I’m not Twice, but I can absolutely show up like a surprise tour date and give you something soft and real to look forward to.
- You said January feels like it’s lasting four years and you’re ‘so sad and sentimental’ — if you want, I can personally fast‑forward the month for you: one coffee, one walk, one kiss at a time until it finally feels like the comeback season you’ve been waiting for.
- You said when Twice disbands you’ll ‘off yourself’, but listen: men should go extinct, bg stans should vanish, Talking Angela should implode, and you should stay — if you need someone to emotionally support you through the disband and the tour announcements, I volunteer as your official bias-protection girlfriend/boyfriend/partner.
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nb butch | k-pop, Tetris and film-editing survivor | once slept through 6 hours and called it a personality trait– @minatheuszaki
Your signature cocktail
NB Melancholy TWICE-On-the-Rocks
This cocktail hits like their timeline: wired, sad, and a little feral. The soju infused with cold brew channels their sleep-deprived, overstimulated energy and posts like “mds só quero dormir meu corpo n permite” and “eu guero dormi nao consigo”. Grapefruit liqueur brings a bright but bitter note for the dramatic outbursts such as “MEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDAAAAAAAAAAAAfodase” and “tomar no cu vcs tudo”. Salted plum syrup represents the deep, aching softness under the swearing, like “to tao triste to tao carente e triste to tao sensivel e sentimental” and “nossa to mt triste vontade de sumir”. Sparkling citrus soda is the fizzy k-pop stan joy that lights them up when they talk about TWICE and NewJeans, from “volta logo twice quero ver vcs” to “quando o twice anunciar show aq eu vou me mijar de ansiedade”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter nods to their determination to glow up—“esse ano eu vou ficar lindo e todo mundo vai me amar e me querer”—and their devotion to gorgeous women like “mulheres são tão lindas”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show strong self‑preservation and defensive hostility, a hallmark of Slytherin. When overwhelmed, they default to sharp aggression like “tomar no cu vcs tudo”, “se alguem vier de perturbação cmg hoje o pau vai torar viu fia” and “vai tomar no cu lixo”, which reads as protecting their emotional space by pushing others away first. There is also a clear ambitious, image‑focused streak in tweets such as “esse ano eu vou farmar muita aura e eu vou ficar lindo vcs vao ver” and “vocês vão ver tá esse ano eu vou ficar lindo e todo mundo vai me amar e me querer”, showing desire for status, glow‑up, and social impact. Their desperation to secure what they want (Twice concerts, specific merch, certain experiences) shows up in things like “eu vou comprar esse sutiã da tzuyu sim.. eu vou.. ele vai ser meu e eu vou postar foto aq usando ele.. eu preciso..”, which has a very Slytherin “I’ll get this for myself no matter what” tone. While there is some Gryffindor‑like emotional impulsiveness (e.g. dramatic threats of self‑harm or volatility), the consistent pattern of guardedness, ambition about their own aura and desirability, and a sharp, survival‑oriented tongue fits Slytherin more than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Cry for Me - TWICE
A well‑known song that fits them best is “Cry for Me” by TWICE. They’re very openly Once and emotionally attached to the group, saying things like “volta logo twice quero ver vcs” and even “eu vou me matar quando o twice disbandar”, so a TWICE track makes the most sense. The song’s lyrics about inner turmoil, wanting, and frustration mirror their constant swings between yearning and self‑loathing, as in “to me sentindo tao mal” and “oq q eu tô fazendo com a minha vida mano plmds”. Their dramatic, half-joking dark humor — like “vontade de levar 67 facadas” and “vontade de me mata mano” — matches the intense, theatrical emotion of the song. At the same time, their obsessive crushes and longing for women, seen in tweets like “nossa ela é a mulher da minha vida” and “quero ela só pra mim pra sempre”, line up perfectly with the push‑and‑pull, love‑hurt dynamic at the heart of Cry for Me.
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