Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Talks about drawing and sharing art, e.g. “Love drawing” and vent animations in “Never posting a vent animation ever again im crine”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd, playful humor in posts like “The color of my stool is turning red cause my femboy went to hsrd in the bed charlie kirk was watching us with onlyfans evn though he hates people who are trans” and “Imma throw up on my followers get ready”.
- Emotionally_open: Shares feelings of happiness and struggle openly, from “Love my life” to “Wish i could shut my brain off on command”.
- Reflective: Thinks about the past and self-image in tweets like “I miss 6th grade”, “Im so inlove with the past”, and reflecting on being called “evil liam” in “Just got told i was super rude in 6th grade…”.
- Multi_interested: Shows varied interests such as coding in “I love coding”, music and bands in “I may be performative but ull never catch me saying patd is emo”, and games in “700 minesweeper wins”.
Weaknesses:
- Self_harm_risk: Frequent references to cutting and posting wounds, like “Some fresh cuts 🧵”, “New years sesh!!! (In replies 🧵)#sh”, and “Wish i do a big fat cut every once in awhile instead of small cuts often”.
- Suicidal_ideation: Openly expresses wanting to die, such as “I’m so sick someone kill me”, “Someone kill me”, and “…ok so im never talking to anyone again and killing myself RN”.
- Body_image_issues: Engages with ED/sh content and extreme statements like “Everyone with an ed should ropemax”, references to “shtwt” in “I have food for shtwt todayyy”, and conflicted posts about weight like “I lobe being fat🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺”.
- Sleep_anxiety: Struggles with sleep and stress around it, as seen in “I cant fucking sleep” and feeling pressured by family in “Family needs to stop bugging me about sleep”.
- Impulsive_expression: Posts intense reactions and graphic thoughts quickly, like “Dude i feel so stupid why am i anxious i forgot to bring a blade to cut imcrine😅😅😭😭😭” and “Playing minesweeper with my body but the bombs are arteries”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely self-aware, sensitive, and intellectual, but also struggles with feeling misunderstood and out of place. This user shows bursts of creativity and niche interests like drawing and coding, much like Lisa’s saxophone and academic hobbies, for example: “Love drawing” and “I love coding”. There’s a strong undercurrent of depression and self-harm, for instance “Said to myself i was gonan stop cutting and then i found the method so no” and “Playing minesweeper with my body but the bombs are arteries”, which parallels Lisa’s canonically dark, existential moments. They also show a desire to be liked or noticed but feel small in the world, joking about low engagement like “I get max 4 likes on sh posts #famous”, similar to Lisa’s episodes about popularity and invisibility. Despite their bleak humor, tweets like “Love my life” and “Weird when im happy and nobody else is like oooohhmygof yay” show the same oscillation Lisa has between despair and genuine enthusiasm when something finally feels good.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary or online (coding, drawing, minesweeper, venting). They mention anxiety around others and being treated poorly, e.g. “Try not to get treated subhuman in 2026 challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)” and feeling excluded from family, “I hate being the youngest cause all of my sisters and my mom r u just hanging without me drinking or wtv all which i cant do ofc”, suggesting social drain rather than energizing interaction. Their style fits Intuition (N): they use metaphor and conceptual language rather than concrete, practical talk, for example “Playing minesweeper with my body but the bombs are arteries” and hyperbolic, surreal humor like “The color of my stool is turning red cause my femboy went to hsrd in the bed charlie kirk was watching us with onlyfans evn though he hates people who are trans”. They are strongly Feeling (F): posts center on emotional states, self-worth, and interpersonal pain like “Wish i could shut my brain off on command” and intense reactions to criticism “Just got told i was super rude in 6th grade… ok so im never talking to anyone again and killing myself RN”, with almost no logical or debate-oriented content. Finally, they look Perceiving (P): their life appears spontaneous, reactive, and unstructured—jumping between cutting, gooning, drawing, coding, and sleep issues, for instance “I could be cutting rn but i forgot blades” and “I need tp rebrand”, which suggests improvisation instead of planning or rigid organization. Altogether, this pattern best matches INFP: inward-focused, imaginative, emotion-driven, and flexible rather than structured.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’ve got 700 Minesweeper wins, but I still think the riskiest move you’ve ever made is tweeting ‘I love my life’ and ‘someone kill me’ in the same month instead of just DMing me your Discord.
- You said you ‘love drawing’ and ‘love coding’—wanna collaborate on a little project where we sketch out a future together and debug why Spotify was mean to you on 2026-01-04?
- You missing 6th grade and being called ‘evil liam’ is wild, because from your ‘intro.. call me whatever he/she prns’ tweet, all I see now is perfect pronouns, chaotic lore, and someone I’d definitely sit next to in band even if you ‘hate playing flute so mcuh.’
- You joked about ‘playing minesweeper with my body but the bombs are arteries’—how about we switch the game: I’ll handle defusing the overthinking, you handle teaching me how to be half as unintentionally iconic as your ‘Chilis in Seychelles’ level posts.
- You say you ‘post sh n like dw,’ get max 4 likes on sh posts, and are ‘so inlove with the past’—I’m in love with the idea of being the fifth like and the first person who actually asks, ‘Hey Ivan, want to hang out and be soft instead of sharp for a bit?’
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Ivan | coder, artist, and accidental minesweeper champion (700+ wins) | balancing flute practice, doodles, and way too many late nights online– @minesweepd
Your signature cocktail
The Minesweeper Artery Bomb
The high-proof clear spirit is for the way they swing between numbness and intensity, from “I’m so sick someone kill me” to “Love my life”. Sour cherry or blood orange liqueur stands in for the blood-and-cuts imagery in posts like “Some fresh cuts 🧵” and “Playing minesweeper with my body but the bombs are arteries”. The blue curaçao nods to their love of specific aesthetics and coding/online life, from “Obsessed with frutiger aero” to “I love coding”. Lemon-lime soda or sparkling lemonade adds a deceptively sweet fizz that matches their goofy, chaotic posting like “Imma throw up on my followers get ready” and “The color of my stool is turning red cause my femboy went to hsrd in the bed…”. The edible glitter or popping candy rim captures the messy, performative, slightly unhinged showmanship of “New years sesh!!! (In replies 🧵)#sh” and their desire to be a little #famous like “I get max 4 likes on sh posts #famous”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ivan shows a strong creative and intellectual streak that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They explicitly enjoy and practice art and design, as seen in “Love drawing”, “(Intro..) call me whatever he/she prns i lik cringe stuff and i drew this ❤️🩹”, and “Never posting a vent animation ever again im crine”, which shows not just creativity but experimentation with different mediums. Their interest in aesthetics and internet subcultures is analytical and niche, like “Obsessed with frutiger aero” and “Reading a sh ventfic that explains in medical detail the types of cuts the mc did beautiful”, suggesting a tendency to fixate on detailed, specific concepts. They also show a love for structured thinking and problem‑solving in “700 minesweeper wins” and “I love coding”, both very Ravenclaw-coded interests that require persistence and pattern recognition. While there are hints of impulsiveness and emotional turbulence (e.g. “Just got told i was super rude in 6th grade… ok so im never talking to anyone again and killing myself RN”), these read more as mental health struggles than as a core Gryffindor or Slytherin trait. Overall, their identity centers on creativity, niche interests, and introspective expression more than on bravery, ambition, or pure loyalty, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that best suits @minesweepd is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures a messy mix of dark humor, self-destruction, and teenage loneliness. They joke about wanting to die and self-harm with lines like “I’m so sick someone kill me” and “Said to myself i was gonan stop cutting and then i found the method so no”, which fits the song’s fixation on morbidity and wasted youth. At the same time, there’s a performative, almost theatrical edge to their posting style—calling themselves “intro.. call me whatever he/she prns i lik cringe stuff and i drew this ❤️🩹” and saying “I get max 4 likes on sh posts #famous”—that mirrors the song’s self-aware dramatics. Tweets like “Try not to get treated subhuman in 2026 challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)” and “Playing minesweeper with my body but the bombs are arteries” echo Teen Idle’s themes of feeling dehumanized and flirting with self-destruction as an identity. Even their nostalgia and fixation on earlier years, like “I miss 6th grade”, align with the song’s longing for a different version of youth that never really existed.
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