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Your Simpsons character
Their mix of self-deprecating humor, sensitivity, and strong opinions lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they care a lot about ethics and call out things that disturb them, such as questioning why an artist who draws disturbing content has so much support: “Real talk, why the fuck does a INCEST and NON CONSENSUAL SEX artist... have 25k followers.”. They clearly overthink relationships and feel unnoticed, echoing Lisa’s loneliness and anxiety about friendships: “What should one do if they've been trying to talk to more people but one of said people hadn't replied... asking for a friend” and “I low key vanished for 4 5 days and nobody noticed”. Their vents about being bullied, yelled at, and sexually harassed show a young person dealing with heavy issues while still trying to be articulate and reflective: “follow my vent account... yelled at at home, bullied, and sexually harassed at school and groomed on my phone”. At the same time, they’re nerdy, online, and a little dramatic in a relatable way—e.g., “Overwatch making me want to die tbh 👀”—which fits Lisa’s tendency toward hyperbolic angst combined with genuine passion.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they frequently talk about feeling unnoticed or disconnected, like “I low key vanished for 4 5 days and nobody noticed” and “What should one do if they've been trying to talk to more people but one of said people hadn't replied… asking for a friend”, and often process emotions online rather than describing big in‑person social scenes. Their posts suggest iNtuition (N): they generalize experiences into patterns and ideas, such as “Something I've noticed is how the only people I've known who listen to only/mainly male artists are all not trust worthy people…” and musing about identity like “Real talk, how does one find out if they're poly because I genuinely cannot tell what I'm feeling at all”. They are clearly Feeling (F)‑oriented, prioritizing values and emotional impact; they react strongly to moral issues like “People are so disgusting on the internet about women's body's” and criticizing harmful content such as “why the fuck does a INCEST and NON CONSENSUAL SEX artist... have 25k followers”. Finally, they skew Perceiving (P): they present themselves as reactive and spontaneous rather than structured, saying things like “It gets low key tempting to post that draft but not yet...” and showing messy, in‑the‑moment emotional posts such as “Just send a massive text wall to oomf oh my god I'm so embarrassed help”. Taken together—private but expressive, value‑driven, introspective about identity, and somewhat chaotic rather than planned—they fit best with INFP.

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Myst • 18 • rotating pronouns user. Gamer, music nerd, belly enthusiast. Once closed a horror game at 6am out of fear and called it self‑care.– @Minglebop

Your signature cocktail
This drink is loud, messy, and a little dramatic, just like threatening to go feral when both the Xbox and PC die in the same night, as in “Im about to kill myself in a moment here (not actually, but my Xbox AND computer won't turn on)” — hence the spiced dark rum hit of chaos. The sour cherry liqueur captures their sharp, justice-core side calling out gross behavior, like in “Real talk, why the fuck does a INCEST and NON CONSENSUAL SEX artist... have 25k followers.”. Vanilla cream soda is the soft, self-indulgent comfort of loving their own softness and body, echoed in “I love having a belly it's so fun sometimes” and all the belly posting threats. The neon blue curaçao stands for their very online, gamer-furry energy — from FNAF nights like “When do the fucking animatronics move” to Fortnite and fandom deep dives. Finally, a dash of saline adds that salty, tear-streaked edge from their venting and hurt, reflected in “follow my vent account... see me being a sad pathetic loser and vent about me being yelled at at home, bullied, and sexually harassed at school and groomed on my phone ♥️” and the aching loneliness of “I would lose contact with everyone if I stopped dming first I think 😭”.

Your Hogwarts House
Myst reads most strongly as Hufflepuff because of how much they value relationships, fairness, and emotional sincerity. They show a strong need for connection and loyalty, worrying about one-sided effort with friends in tweets like “What should one do if they've been trying to talk to more people but one of said people hadn't replied to any of their many attempts…” and “I would lose contact with everyone if I stopped dming first I think 😭”, which reflects classic Hufflepuff sensitivity to reciprocity and care. Their willingness to be vulnerable and invite others to see their struggles, as in “Anyways follow my vent account in bio if you want to see me being a sad pathetic loser and vent about me being yelled at at home, bullied, and sexually harassed at school and groomed on my phone ♥️”, points to an honest, heart-on-their-sleeve temperament more than a calculated or purely intellectual one. They also show a strong sense of fairness and protection for others, calling out harmful or gross behavior online in tweets like “Real talk, why the fuck does a INCEST and NON CONSENSUAL SEX artist… have 25k followers.” and “People are so disgusting on the internet about women's body's”, which fits Hufflepuff’s concern with justice and decency without the showiness of Gryffindor or the strategic angle of Slytherin. While they do have moments of sharp humor and self-deprecation, such as “Me embarassing myself infront of oomf yet again 😭😭”, the throughline is someone who cares deeply about being a good friend, being treated fairly, and creating a kinder emotional environment—core Hufflepuff values.

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A well-suited song is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures the mix of dark humor, frustration, and vulnerability that shows up throughout their posts. They frequently joke about wanting to die or blow their brains out in exaggerated ways, like “Im about to kill myself in a moment here (not actually, but my Xbox AND computer won't turn on)” and “I want to blow my brains out rn is NOT the time wordle”, which matches the song’s dramatic, tongue-in-cheek angst. The song’s theme of feeling alienated and mistreated also resonates with their experiences of being bullied, harassed, and groomed, as mentioned in “follow my vent account… vent about me being yelled at at home, bullied, and sexually harassed at school and groomed on my phone ♥️”. Their posts show a queer, internet-savvy teen navigating messy friendships and crushes, like “What should one do if they've been trying to talk to more people but one of said people hadn't replied… asking for a friend” and “Real talk, how does one find out if they're poly because I genuinely cannot tell what I'm feeling at all”, which fits the song’s chaotic adolescent energy. They also mix self-deprecating humor and body talk, such as “I love having a belly it's so fun sometimes (but also very annoying but)”, with loud opinions about fandom and the internet, mirroring the rebellious, fed-up tone of the track.

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