MiniMeatMikeB
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses absurd, meme-heavy jokes like the âwoke Miisâ bit in âTHE MIIS ARE WOKE I REPEAT THE MIIS ARE WOKEâ.
- PoliticallyEngaged: Frequently comments on politics and media figures, such as âMarco Rubio is talking about how weak regimes shoot their protestors⊠isnât that ironicâ.
- CulturallyAware: References games, anime, and internet culture, for example âNew Tomodachi life might be peakâ and âMaki vs Zenin clanâ.
- SelfDeprecating: Pokes fun at their own situation and anxieties in posts like âLast college semester, should I kill myself at the end to avoid unemploymentâ.
- ConsistentVoice: Maintains a recognizable, irreverent persona across topics, from âCIA and deep state bros lock the fuck inâ to âMy short form video feeds have been completely overtaken by oddly emotional AI vegetablesâ.
Weaknesses:
- HostileLanguage: Frequently uses insults like âNicki Minaj is not the queen of rap. She is the queen of retardsâ.
- DehumanizingRhetoric: Refers to people as animals or objects, for example âDeport this violent animal thug or put him down like the rabid dog he is!â.
- ViolentFraming: Invokes shooting or death in political disagreements, like âShe should have shot that violent right wing terroristâ.
- PersonalAttacks: Targets individuals with harsh insults, as in âIsnât your husband a gay rapists, sit this one out piggyâ.
- EdgySelfHarmTalk: Uses suicidal ideation for dark humor, such as âLast college semester, should I kill myself at the end to avoid unemploymentâ.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They show strong Extraversion (E): they publicly perform opinions, jokes, and arguments, often addressing large, visible figures and groups, e.g. calling out streamers and politicians with posts like âItâs funny how Asmongold will try to lecture people about following the lawâŠâ and âCIA and deep state bros lock the fuck inâ, suggesting they gain energy from social engagement and attention. Their focus on patterns, narratives, and political/cultural meta rather than concrete day-to-day detail suggests Intuition (N), such as theorizing about media and politics in âBiden farts music video swung Latino voters to the rightâ and the joking conspiracy tone in âSo Trumpâs shooting was stagedâ. They are sharply critical and debate-oriented, prioritizing pointed judgments and ideological consistency over harmony, which aligns with Thinking (T); for instance, they bluntly label people and institutions in posts like âAsmongold really built an entire organization filled with pedophiles and rapistsâŠâ and âTim Walz is a pussy bitchâ. Their tone is highly spontaneous, improvisational, and reactive, which fits Perceiving (P): they riff on news as it happens, bounce between topics (games, politics, streamers, movies), and joke about indecision in posts like âLowkey want to get pizza but idkâ and âLast college semester, should I kill myself at the end to avoid unemploymentâ. Overall, the combination of performative social engagement, abstract/political riffing, cutting debate style, and flexible, meme-driven spontaneity most closely matches an ENTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said âLast college semester, should I kill myself at the end to avoid unemploymentâ â or, wild idea, you survive it and let me take you out to celebrate your degree in Advanced Kamala Propaganda and Woke Miis Studies.
- You: âThe MIIS ARE WOKE I REPEAT THE MIIS ARE WOKE.â Me: perfect, because Iâm trying to start a Tomodachi Life save where itâs just you, me, and Charlie Kirk trapped on an island while we make out and bully him in peace.
- As a proud âwine momâ and former âCIA affiliate,â youâre literally my type: you can profile my attachment issues, redact my worst takes, and then debrief me over a bottle of cab while we watch Emilia Perez and talk shit about Rahm Emanuel.
- You keep asking âLowkey want to get pizza but idkâ â consider this your official federal directive from CIA/FBI HQ: meet me for pizza, declassify your real smile, and weâll discuss how Chairman Powell will redistribute our joint assets.
- Anyone who can call Nicki âqueen of retards,â Tectone âofficially a rapist under the law,â and still congratulate SLOTUS in the same timeline has elite range â I feel like dating you would be like scrolling your feed: unhinged, political, and exactly what I want to be addicted to.
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Your new Twitter bio
Policy student by day, chaos poster by night. Once compared a campus security guard to a streamer and now he nods at me like we share a lore.â @MiniMeatMikeB
Your signature cocktail
The Woke Mii-tball Martini
This drink hits like a timeline that swings from feral politics to shitposting about Nintendo in five seconds, so it needs a strong rye backbone for the chaotic, blunt energy of lines like âDeport this violent animal thug or put him down like the rabid dog he is!â and âViolent terrorist chud who should be shot dead!â. The bitter Italian amaro mirrors their ruthless call-outs of creators and politicians such as âAsmongold really built an entire organization filled with pedophiles and rapists no wonder heâs been doing a right wing griftâ and âTim Walz is a pussy bitchâ. A touch of spiced cider reduction nods to the âproud Wine Momâ vibe and the oddly cozy posts like âLowkey want to get pizza but idkâ and âI can't stop making AI frappuccinosâ. Dry vermouth keeps it sharp and slightly academic for the last-semester, HR-specialist, deep-state-student energy behind âLast college semester, should I kill myself at the end to avoid unemploymentâ and âOne of my textbooks keep bringing up Rahm Emanuelâ. Finally, smoked chili bitters capture the unfiltered flame they throw at everyone from pop stars to politicians, like âNicki Minaj is not the queen of rap. She is the queen of retardsâ and the gleeful chaos of âTHE MIIS ARE WOKE I REPEAT THE MIIS ARE WOKEâ, making this cocktail as incendiary and unhinged as their feed.
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Gryffindor
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