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Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: politically aware, outspoken about injustice, and very online. Like Lisa, they call out racism and exploitation, e.g. criticizing how “white men are grooming kids into thinking being a republican is right” and noting that “we don’t talk about the sexualization of femboys when most of them are minors enough”. They’re socially conscious and idealistic, shown in the environmental rant “STOP using plastic, AI, vapes, cigarettes… START recycling… #SAVETHEEARTH”, which mirrors Lisa’s activism. At the same time, they struggle with mental health and feeling out of place, like Lisa’s angstier episodes, seen in tweets about relapsing and eating disorders such as “three year🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 relapse best high ever🤤🤤🤤” and “5day fast, let’s see if i can stick to it”. Their mix of sharp moral criticism, vulnerability, and feeling older than their age—like when they say “i grew up a little too fast at 14”—fits Lisa more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they share a lot of personal struggles and opinions publicly, joke with friends, and clearly enjoy interaction and attention, like when they banter with a friend in “me and the future president ain’t scared of no IRAN, iran more like URAN😂😂😂😂😂@get_help_11037 ammiright” and complain about their strict parents in “Things i’m NOT allowed to do at 16 almost 17 Go outside hang with anyone go to school...”. Their focus on patterns, social issues, and meanings over raw facts suggests Intuition (N): they talk about systemic racism and politics in “racism is becoming more common because white men are grooming kids into thinking being a republican is right” and criticize community dynamics in “edtwt is lowk weird... why do so many of u over 17 follow 13 year olds”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, judging situations by harm, care, and identity rather than detached logic—seen in emotional reactions to pedophilia and proshipping in “bro i actually had a friend like this and they told me they wanted to meet up just to rape me, they’re the reason i can’t fw any proshipper/darkshipper” and concern for minors’ sexualization in “we don’t talk about the sexualization of femboys when most of them are minors enough”. Their life appears chaotic, fast-changing, and emotionally driven rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they frequently talk about impulsive fasting and relapsing like “5day fast, let’s see if i can stick to it” and “just relapsing on everything fuck it”, and they oscillate between quitting Twitter and coming back in “guys i’m gonna be deleting twitter because im finally satisfied with my weight (never will be)”. Taken together—outward emotional expression, big-picture moral stances, intense values, and lack of rigid structure—ENFP best fits their online persona.

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Tavi | 16 | surviving strict parents, messy politics & planet anxiety | part-time ranter, full-time overthinker | once fasted through my own birthday 🎂– @Minimightern

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is sharp, messy, and weirdly energizing, just like bragging about a "best high ever" in a “three year🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 relapse best high ever🤤🤤🤤” spiral. The overproof rum with chili hits hard to mirror their raw, unfiltered anger and political bite in posts like “people robbed in blm era because WHY follow a law that’s enforced by the same people killing us” and callouts of racism and grooming. The blackberry-lime shrub is sour-sweet, reflecting their body image whiplash from “back when i was bmi 23 #fatspo” to “reached gw but i feel like it’s not enough” and endless ED struggle. Cold brew brings jittery, half-awake anxiety for nights spent spiraling about war and the future in posts like “i’m genuinely so scared of ww3 happening… i wanna live”. The cotton candy soda is the chaotic teen sweetness of “i actually love women so much omg” and dramatic flair like “my mom took my eyeliner i might end it all”, while the activated charcoal sugar rim is their dark, self-deprecating edge from “can’t tell if i wanna kms or jerk off” and “haven’t showered in a year!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Gryffindor-style moral courage and a tendency to loudly call out what they see as injustice, even when it’s risky or unpopular, such as criticizing racism and political grooming in tweets like “racism is becoming more common because white men are grooming kids into thinking being a republican is right” and “we don’t talk about the sexualization of femboys when most of them are minors enough”. They are outspoken about predatory and proship behavior, for example “bro i actually had a friend like this and they told me they wanted to meet up just to rape me, they’re the reason i can’t fw any proshipper/darkshipper” and “edtwt is lowk weird… why do so many of u over 17 follow 13 year olds, regardless of gender..”, which reflects a bold readiness to confront uncomfortable issues head-on. Their political and social takes are fiery and combative, like “people robbed in blm era because WHY follow a law that’s enforced by the same people killing us” and “BEING A LOLICON IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE NOW U PAY @netanyahu GET HER !!!”, showing impulsive, passionate conviction rather than cautious diplomacy. Even at a personal level, they dramatize their struggles and boundaries (for example, “i’m done dating white boys it’s all OVER”), suggesting a flair for decisive, emotional stands typical of Gryffindors. While they care about fairness and the vulnerable (e.g. environmental activism and concern for homeless people in “STOP using plastic… giving food to the homeless… #SAVETHEEARTH” and “people like @get_help_11037 is what’s wrong with the world… i feel so bad”), the dominant tone is bold, confrontational, and values-driven, which fits Gryffindor more than any other house.

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The song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits them well because it channels angry, sarcastic teenage rebellion and paranoia about the world and adults. They talk about strict parental control and lack of freedom, like “Things i’m NOT allowed to do at 16 almost 17 Go outside hang with anyone go to school wear makeup…”, mirroring the song’s theme of adults trying to control teens. Their mix of dark humor and self-destructive coping shows in posts such as “three year🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 relapse best high ever🤤🤤🤤” and “just relapsing on everything fuck it”, which matches the song’s chaotic, nihilistic energy. They’re hyperaware of social issues and exploitation, calling out racism and sexualization of minors in tweets like “we don’t talk about the sexualization of femboys when most of them are minors enough” and “edtwt is lowk weird… why do so many of u over 17 follow 13 year olds”, echoing the song’s distrustful view of society. Overall, their timeline blends political frustration, mental health struggles, and defiant humor in a way that strongly aligns with the mood and lyrics of Teenagers.

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