Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Expresses strong enthusiasm for films, music, books, and TV, e.g. calling Past Lives the “filme de terror da década” and giving ★★★★★ on Letterboxd “filme de terror da década My ★★★★★ review of Past Lives”, and hyping awards with tweets like “WAGNER MOURA TOURO REPRODUTOR ATOR DA DÉCADA”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and attachment to people close to her, like feeling emotional about her sister growing up “queria que minha irmã fosse pequenuxa pra sempre to mt mal”, and feeling grateful and comfortable with her social circle “sou mt grata e feliz porque me sinto extremamente confortável quando tô com os meus”.
- Culturally-engaged: Engages deeply with culture and media, from novelas and series (#tresgraças, Hamnet, Sentimental Value) to awards shows and K-pop discourse, e.g. “ai de quem levantar a lingua pra falar mal de hamnet e sentimental value pra mim” and the long live-commentary of the Golden Globes “AND THE GOLDEN GLOBE GOES TO.. PARABENS O AGENTE SECRETO”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggeration and dramatic language in a playful way, e.g. threatening to “liderar a revolução dos estagiários” “irei liderar a revolução dos estagiários” or joking about blowing money on a SpongeBob cup “gastado 17 reais num copinho de sorvete só pq tem o bob esponja nele”.
- Self-aware: Reflects critically on her own mood and habits, like recognizing she might be in a manic state “acho que to em mania.. chorando de odio n queria”, noticing overspending on fake piercings “descobri que já gastei cerca de 200 reais com piercings falsos”, and calling her body concerns a “maldição” while planning change “projeto corpo de verão começa nessa segunda… tô mt flácida”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive-language: Frequently expresses anger with violent imagery or wishes of harm, e.g. “quero sair metralhando”, “tomara que esse merda morra num acidente brutal”, and “preciso que o timothee morra”.
- Work-overextended: Feels overwhelmed and exploited by work/study, e.g. “sinto que meu trabalho vai me matar”, “20h37 da noite e tô respondendo mensagem no grupo do trabalho sobre coisas que nem deviam ser responsabilidade minha”, and wanting to uninstall all work apps on the weekend “quero desinstalar o whatsapp e tudo relacionado ao meu trabalho esse fim de semana inteiro”.
- Impulsive-spending: Mentions regrettable or excessive purchases, like the pricey SpongeBob ice-cream cup “gastado 17 reais num copinho de sorvete só pq tem o bob esponja nele” and realizing she spent ~200 reais on fake piercings she mostly lost “já gastei cerca de 200 reais com piercings falsos (perdi 99% deles)”.
- Body-insecure: Expresses dissatisfaction with her body and height, e.g. “projeto corpo de verão começa… tô mt flácida isso só pode ser maldição”, wishing to be taller “queria ter 1,70”, and even joking about removing a rib “quero tirar uma costela”.
- Emotionally-volatile: Mood shifts sharply from excitement to despair or rage, e.g. calling a day “que dia pessimo jesus vontade de sair metralhando todo mundo” “que dia pessimo jesus vontade de sair metralhando todo mundo”, tweeting “mereço a morte”, and saying she wants to stay medicated all week “vontade de passar a semana inteira medicada”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: very emotional, hyper-verbal, politically aware, and deeply attached to art and culture. Like Lisa, they oscillate between idealism and rage at the world, wanting to "sair metralhando todo mundo" when things go wrong, but also caring intensely about justice, workers, and politics, as in "dificil tentar ter um dia leve... meu sonho essa merda de país virar PÓ". Their love of cinema, books, and music mirrors Lisa’s artsy side: they call Past Lives a "filme de terror da década", defend Hamnet as "sentimental value pra mim", and obsess over awards shows and performances like "WAGNER MOURA TOURO REPRODUTOR ATOR DA DÉCADA". Their frustrated overwork and academic/early-career grind — "sinto que meu trabalho vai me matar" and "irei liderar a revolução dos estagiários" — also fit Lisa’s gifted-but-burned-out student energy. Finally, the mix of tenderness and dramatic flair, like "babado viver numa bolha né sou mt grata e feliz porque me sinto extremamente confortável quando tô com os meus", feels exactly like Lisa’s intense love for her people combined with her theatrical reactions to a disappointing world.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly talk about parties, carnival, and going out, e.g. wanting to be "por aí na rua do sol no maranhão na bahia na sapucaí" in “fevereiro batendo na porta quero tá por aí na rua do sol no maranhão na bahia na sapucaí” and feeling transformed by outfits in “me sentindo outra pessoa sem minha skin habitual de piripipiripipiri piriguete”, which shows energy from external experiences and people. Their strong focus on possibilities, media, and big-picture feelings suggests Intuition (N): they obsess over how films and books will “change their life,” as in “ansiosa pra assistir sentimental value amh acho que vai mudar minha vida” and “mds vai mudar minha vida”, reflecting imaginative, future-oriented thinking more than concrete detail. The tone is highly emotional and value-driven, indicating Feeling (F): they root intensely for characters and react with moral outrage, e.g. “todo meu odio pra joely e raul por mim a arminda passava o capítulo todo humilhando esses merdas até a pirralha perder o feto” and “ai de quem levantar a lingua pra falar mal de hamnet e sentimental value pra mim”, showing decisions guided by personal loyalties and emotional resonance. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and somewhat chaotic, pointing to Perceiving (P): they procrastinate on responsibilities like exercise and work (e.g. “projeto corpo de verão começa nessa segunda sem falta tô mt flácida” and “20h37 da noite e tô respondendo mensagem no grupo do trabalho sobre coisas que nem deviam ser responsabilidade minha”) and complain about money and last-minute carnival plans in “menos de um mês pra o carnaval e ainda n tenho um tostão”. Putting this together—expressive, social, emotionally intense, media-obsessed, future- and possibility-focused but not very structured—they best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You gave Past Lives ★★★★★, Hamnet is protected at all costs, and you’re ready to fight for Sentimental Value… with taste like that, how do I apply to be your next emotional comfort item?
- You say this carnival will be ‘only Olinda’, but with you talking about throwing charm at a thousand women, I was hoping to be the exclusive bloco you get stuck in all night.
- If your work is answering WhatsApp at 20:37 about things that ‘aren’t even your responsibility’, let me correct that: making you smile from now on is definitely my responsibility.
- You called Blue Velvet the vibe, worshipped Park Chan-wook and Wagner Moura, and already see that ‘best film’ statuette as real—honestly, the only award missing is ‘big brown eyes that completely ruined my focus’.
- You keep threatening to uninstall WhatsApp, overthrow the estagiário system, and live your best piriguete skin at carnival—if you ever need a partner in crime for robbing a bank and then dancing it off in Olinda, I volunteer as your co-conspirator.
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Film-obsessed Brazilian overanalyzing telenovelas, awards season & carnival plans. Once spent R$17 on a SpongeBob ice cream and has no regrets.– @minissskirt
Your signature cocktail
Big Brown Eyes Carnival Negroni
This cocktail is strong, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like someone who tweets about wanting to "sair metralhando" while still planning outfits for Olinda Carnival and obsessing over cinema and novelas. The cachaça with coffee channels late-night work rage and WhatsApp stress, inspired by “20h37 da noite e tô respondendo mensagem no grupo do trabalho sobre coisas que nem deviam ser responsabilidade minha” and “sinto que meu trabalho vai me matar”. Campari’s bitterness represents the ferocious hatred for certain characters and institutions, like “QUERO MATAR TDS ENVOLVIDOS NA CRIAÇÃO DA MERDA DESSE FILME HUNTRIX SE FODAAAAAAAAAAAAO” and “essa putinha da kellen vive de dízimo e de enfiar dogma de crente na goela dos outros”. The mango-passionfruit syrup is a nod to their sweet, tropical side and love of treats and celebration, from “to tao ansiosa pra comer meu cheesecake de manga #pqp feliz natal com certeza” to “PRECISO DO CARNAVAL”. Lime juice cuts through everything like their sharp commentary on politics and pop culture in “meu sonho essa merda de país virar PÓ”. Finally, a splash of sparkling water keeps it light and fizzy, echoing their flirty, playful vibe in “vontade de jogar charme pra mil mulheres diferentes” and the bio energy of simply being "big brown eyes" in drink form.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Mar’s timeline is saturated with intense, impulsive reactions and a readiness to go to war for what she cares about, which is very Gryffindor. She constantly fantasizes about confrontations and ‘fighting the good fight,’ whether it’s work exploitation (“irei liderar a revolução dos estagiários”, “20h37 da noite e tô respondendo mensagem no grupo do trabalho sobre coisas que nem deviam ser responsabilidade minha”) or fictional villains in Três Graças (“ninguém pra quebrar uma garrafa na cabeça desse merda do curette #tresgraças”, “me irrita o bagdá não dar um tiro no jorginho”). Her tone is fiery and dramatic, often leaping straight to extreme, vengeance-tinged solutions like “quero sair metralhando” or “que dia pessimo jesus vontade de sair metralhando todo mundo”, which fits Gryffindor’s impulsive, combative streak more than Slytherin’s calculated cunning. At the same time, she’s fiercely protective and loyal to her favorites, whether defending beloved characters (“arminda da tua mão n largo!!! #trêsgraças”) or works she loves (“ai de quem levantar a lingua pra falar mal de hamnet e sentimental value pra mim”). While there is some ambition and sarcasm, the overwhelming traits are boldness, emotional intensity, and a reflex to confront rather than scheme—hallmarks of a very modern, chronically online Gryffindor.
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Your song
Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper
Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want to Have Fun fits them because they constantly juggle stress with a fierce desire to enjoy life, carnival, and pop culture. They complain about work and responsibility, like when they say “20h37 da noite e tô respondendo mensagem no grupo do trabalho sobre coisas que nem deviam ser responsabilidade minha” and “sinto que meu trabalho vai tentar acabar com o meu carnaval pfv orem por mim”, but still plan a joyful, chaotic carnival with “esse carnaval vai ser only olinda” and “PRECISO DO CARNAVAL”. There’s a playful, flirty side in tweets like “vontade de jogar charme pra mil mulheres diferentes” and a glamorous, self-mythologizing tone in “me sentindo outra pessoa sem minha skin habitual de piripipiripipiri piriguete”, echoing the song’s celebration of girls claiming joy on their own terms. At the same time, under the humor and rage (“quero sair metralhando”, “que dia pessimo jesus vontade de sair metralhando todo mundo”), they keep asserting they’ll live as they please, like in “nunca que vou parar de viver como bem entendo por culpa de gente desgraçada tentando tirar minha paz amores next pronta pra próxima”, which perfectly matches the rebellious, carefree spirit of the song.
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