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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, combining sharp social awareness, academic/financial pragmatism, and intense fandom. They show a very Lisa-like critical sense of politics and society, e.g. calling out tourism/Airbnb in a way that echoes Lisa’s social conscience: “só quem mora em cidade turística sabe o parasita que é airbnb” and mocking pseudo-biologizing misogyny: “estão querendo usar ocitocina para justificar misoginia estrutural”. Their ‘finance lesbian’ side and career-minded tweets show Lisa’s practical, ambitious streak: “finance lesbian falando aqui” and “se vc sair de uma boa faculdade e encarar o curso do jeito que precisa ser encarado administração nunca vai saturar”. At the same time, they are deeply emotionally invested in art and music like Lisa is with jazz, crying over songs and being obsessed with MCR and TXT: “bird of night é coisa muito séria pra mim eu choro quase toda vez que escuto” and “1 SEMANA PRO MCR FUUUUUUCK YEEEAAAHHHHHHHH”. Their sardonic, sometimes dramatic humor and self-aware melancholy, like joking about academic life and emotional fanfic sadness, also closely mirrors Lisa’s blend of precocious wit and existential angst: “me sentindo meio triste aquela melancolia que só ler uma boa fanfic traz ao ser humano”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): despite being witty and social online, their focus is on niche interests and personal inner life (MCR, TXT, aespa, games, crochet) rather than constant in‑person socializing, e.g. talking about taking vacation specifically to see MCR (“oficialmente de férias (que eu tirei pra ir ver o mcr)”) and enjoying solitary hobbies like crocheting gloves (“vou tentar fazer uma luvinha sem dedo de crochê”). They read as Intuitive (N) because they frequently jump to broader patterns and abstract commentary rather than just concrete facts, like critiquing structural misogyny and pseudo-scientific arguments (“estão querendo usar ocitocina para justificar misoginia estrutural a última que sair apaga a luz”) and reflecting on fandom dynamics and cultural moments (“o moatwt em 2020 foi um lugar mt doido you just had to be there”). Their tone suggests Thinking (T) over Feeling: they are blunt, analytical, and often critical, prioritizing argument over harmony, such as dissecting album quality in technical terms (“se a estética, melodia e letras são datas oq exatamente sobra pro álbum ser bom em 2026”) and criticizing racism, bullying, and hypocrisy in fandoms (“morrou que o maior problema do txt é ter uma cueca de inclusão de álbum enquanto o stray kids tem envolvimento em racismo, misoginia, bullying, etc”). They look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life is portrayed as adaptive, chaotic, and spontaneous rather than tightly planned, with last‑minute frustrations about tickets and taxes (“estressada que eu quero o dagonyang... oq seria um valor super ok se não fosse o FERNANDO HADDAD e as taxas”) and impulsive realizations about things like hair dye or makeup (“passei uma tinta mt escura no cabelo que vai me deixar 10 vezes mais pálida”, “hoje acho que vou me maquiar pra ficar em casa”). Overall, their mix of sharp analysis, meta-humor, and chaotic day‑to‑day vibe fits best with INTP: an introverted, idea‑driven, critical, and flexible personality who loves to pick apart systems (academia, fandom, politics) while following curiosity in an unstructured way.

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Lesbian finance nerd in Rio, crochets between spreadsheets and concerts. Once had a bee evict me from my own room and still paid rent.– @minjeongue

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This drink is strong and wired, like someone who calls herself a “finance lesbian falando aqui” while also losing her mind over MCR setlists and screaming “1 SEMANA PRO MCR FUUUUUUCK YEEEAAAHHHHHHHH”. The espresso-infused cachaça is for the overworked, under‑appreciated admin girl who sees job posts where estágio de administração bizarrely “exige saber linguagens de programação”. Açaí and blackberry bring deep, emo purple energy for the girl who’s ready to sob over Taehyun, declaring that Bird of Night is “melhor musica ja feita taehyun tu e minha luz”. Sparkling pink guava soda adds a fruity, sapphic fizz for the lesbian from Méier who says she’s kissed plenty of men but “apenas nunca sentia NADA” and now crochets fingerless gloves while going feral for aespa with her dad (“ele ama a ningning”). The smoked salt rim is for the bitter, sarcastic edge that drags racists and finance bros with lines like “admiro o espírito decolonial mas isso não impede o grupo de ser ruim” and “pensa numa pessoa que consegue me estressar a continentes de distância”. Finally, the lime peel shaped like a tiny sneaker nods to her fashion and fandom eye, gagging over details like “to gag com o all star dela” while planning outfits and makeup she’ll probably only wear to a concert or to “serir rosto” for a verification selfie (“fico feliz pela ia da olx que vai ver esse rosto”).

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a very analytical, intellectually picky personality that fits Ravenclaw best. They constantly scrutinize media and art on structural grounds, e.g. asking “se a estética, melodia e letras são datas oq exatamente sobra pro álbum ser bom em 2026”, which shows a critical, almost academic approach to taste rather than just vibes. They also demonstrate a reflective, almost philosophical streak in tweets like “gente e simples: quem me dera vir desta terra entrar no céu voltar à terra e que entre a terra a terra e o céu nunca houvesse solo algum” and the melodramatic, fanfic-induced melancholy of “me sentindo meio triste aquela melancolia que só ler uma boa fanfic traz ao ser humano”. Their humor is sharp and concept-heavy, like calling out pseudo-biology in “estão querendo usar ocitocina para justificar misoginia estrutural a última que sair apaga a luz”, which shows skepticism and quick pattern recognition. Even their "finance lesbian" self-description in “finance lesbian falando aqui” underlines that they lean into identity via knowledge and specialization, very Ravenclaw-coded. While they have some Hufflepuff-ish loyalty to their faves and Slytherin-level sarcasm, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, critical thinking, and witty analysis, which are quintessential Ravenclaw traits.

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They’re literally counting down the days to see My Chemical Romance live and centering part of their vacation around it, as shown in “oficialmente de férias (que eu tirei pra ir ver o mcr)” and “1 SEMANA PRO MCR FUUUUUUCK YEEEAAAHHHHHHHH”, which already makes an MCR anthem a perfect fit. I’m Not Okay (I Promise) matches their mix of self-aware drama, dark humor, and emotional intensity—like when they say “me sentindo meio triste aquela melancolia que só ler uma boa fanfic traz ao ser humano”. The song’s blend of sarcasm and genuine vulnerability reflects how they tweet things like “vsf as pessoas levando a serio to mt mal” and still turn everything into a joke. Their aesthetic and emo streak—counting Danger Days tracks and freaking out over setlists in “nenhuma do bullets só uma do danger days… #MEDO REAL”—also align perfectly with the iconic, melodramatic energy of this song. Overall, I’m Not Okay (I Promise) captures their fandom, their sense of humor, and their slightly chaotic emotional vibe better than almost anything else.

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