Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Uses sharp, creative jokes and hyperbole, like preferring a signal flare over fan behavior at shows: “eu prefiro que acendam um sinalizador e enfiem dentro da minha buceta do que bater leque na intro de mama”.
- Critical thinking: Questions music, fandoms, politics, and structural issues, e.g. calling out shallow defenses of misogyny: “estão querendo usar ocitocina para justificar misoginia estrutural a última que sair apaga a luz”.
- Affectionate loyalty: Shows deep, consistent affection for artists and people, like Taehyun, TXT, MCR, and Ningning: “ele não sabe mas tem uma lésbica na zona norte do rio de janeiro que ama muito ele” and “meu pai agora está fascinado com a ningning… ele ama a ningning”.
- Self-awareness: Reflects on own identity and experiences, like sexuality and aesthetics, with clarity and humor: “existe sim aqui no méier tem EU… eu apenas nunca sentia NADA” and “a base oliva que eu comprei… acharam a dj azeitona do meier”.
- Creative enthusiasm: Engages in crafts and writing ideas, like crochet and fic concepts: “vou tentar fazer uma luvinha sem dedo de crochê” and “tive uma ideia ótima de fic mas o fandom my no ao3 é um bando de inúteis”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgment: Critiques people and groups in very blunt, sometimes contemptuous ways, e.g. calling a group outright bad despite admiring decolonial efforts: “admiro o espírito decolonial mas isso não impede o grupo de ser ruim”.
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses profanity and graphic imagery that can come off as hostile, like “vsf as pessoas levando a serio to mt mal” and the explicit fan behavior tweet: link.
- Online irritability: Shows low tolerance for others’ mistakes and opinions, e.g. frustration with coworkers and strangers: “Omg you people can’t do anything” and annoyance at a coworker’s error: “veio bite me in the ass agora”.
- Fandom negativity: Often frames discussions in terms of winners/losers and incompetence in fandoms, like “n entendo porque midzy tenta comprar briga com my em 2026 sendo que todos esses anos depois só um dos dois grupos vingou” and calling AO3 writers “um bando de inúteis” (https://x.com/minjeongue/status/2013990089932616159).
- Public oversharing: Shares very personal experiences and strong opinions in an unfiltered way that could backfire, e.g. graphic sexual anecdotes about orientation: “já fiquei com homem feio… eu apenas nunca sentia NADA” and detailed complaints about work issues: “uma nf que minha chefe não lançou… veio bite me in the ass”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, combining sharp social awareness, academic/financial pragmatism, and intense fandom. They show a very Lisa-like critical sense of politics and society, e.g. calling out tourism/Airbnb in a way that echoes Lisa’s social conscience: “só quem mora em cidade turística sabe o parasita que é airbnb” and mocking pseudo-biologizing misogyny: “estão querendo usar ocitocina para justificar misoginia estrutural”. Their ‘finance lesbian’ side and career-minded tweets show Lisa’s practical, ambitious streak: “finance lesbian falando aqui” and “se vc sair de uma boa faculdade e encarar o curso do jeito que precisa ser encarado administração nunca vai saturar”. At the same time, they are deeply emotionally invested in art and music like Lisa is with jazz, crying over songs and being obsessed with MCR and TXT: “bird of night é coisa muito séria pra mim eu choro quase toda vez que escuto” and “1 SEMANA PRO MCR FUUUUUUCK YEEEAAAHHHHHHHH”. Their sardonic, sometimes dramatic humor and self-aware melancholy, like joking about academic life and emotional fanfic sadness, also closely mirrors Lisa’s blend of precocious wit and existential angst: “me sentindo meio triste aquela melancolia que só ler uma boa fanfic traz ao ser humano”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): despite being witty and social online, their focus is on niche interests and personal inner life (MCR, TXT, aespa, games, crochet) rather than constant in‑person socializing, e.g. talking about taking vacation specifically to see MCR (“oficialmente de férias (que eu tirei pra ir ver o mcr)”) and enjoying solitary hobbies like crocheting gloves (“vou tentar fazer uma luvinha sem dedo de crochê”). They read as Intuitive (N) because they frequently jump to broader patterns and abstract commentary rather than just concrete facts, like critiquing structural misogyny and pseudo-scientific arguments (“estão querendo usar ocitocina para justificar misoginia estrutural a última que sair apaga a luz”) and reflecting on fandom dynamics and cultural moments (“o moatwt em 2020 foi um lugar mt doido you just had to be there”). Their tone suggests Thinking (T) over Feeling: they are blunt, analytical, and often critical, prioritizing argument over harmony, such as dissecting album quality in technical terms (“se a estética, melodia e letras são datas oq exatamente sobra pro álbum ser bom em 2026”) and criticizing racism, bullying, and hypocrisy in fandoms (“morrou que o maior problema do txt é ter uma cueca de inclusão de álbum enquanto o stray kids tem envolvimento em racismo, misoginia, bullying, etc”). They look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life is portrayed as adaptive, chaotic, and spontaneous rather than tightly planned, with last‑minute frustrations about tickets and taxes (“estressada que eu quero o dagonyang... oq seria um valor super ok se não fosse o FERNANDO HADDAD e as taxas”) and impulsive realizations about things like hair dye or makeup (“passei uma tinta mt escura no cabelo que vai me deixar 10 vezes mais pálida”, “hoje acho que vou me maquiar pra ficar em casa”). Overall, their mix of sharp analysis, meta-humor, and chaotic day‑to‑day vibe fits best with INTP: an introverted, idea‑driven, critical, and flexible personality who loves to pick apart systems (academia, fandom, politics) while following curiosity in an unstructured way.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you ever need a finance lesbian to manage your budget for Taehyun’s 377‑real Dagonyang *and* your MCR Allianz Parque trip, I volunteer as tribute. Payment accepted in crochet fingerless gloves and pictures of your ‘dia do rosto perfeito’.
- You: officially on vacation just to see MCR and threatening to vomit over Coldplay-style luzinhas. Me: ready to hold your hand during DESTROYA, boo the bracelets with you, then walk you home like we’re starring in your own ‘Black Parade’ era romance.
- You’re out here stressing about Infinity Nikki crashing every 5 minutes, but honestly, if you logged into my heart the uptime would be insane—no Haddad taxes, no pix bloqueado, just unlimited pulls for Taehyun and aespa content with your dad in the living room.
- The way you talk about Taehyun in ‘bird of night’ and Ningning’s platform heels, plus the fact you’re a 22‑year‑old finance lesbian from Méier who got her phone robbed on the 606 and still didn’t go down… I’m not saying you’re my type, but my type just sent a tweet.
- You said even Machado de Assis could psychograph an SBn top fic and you’d still hate it, so I won’t promise literature. But if I wrote us a fic—Mimi and the girl who actually understands your TXT vs SKZ agenda, your hatred of shipp rotulado ‘sáfico/gay’, and your olive‑skin base saga—would you at least bookmark it on AO3?
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Lesbian finance nerd in Rio, crochets between spreadsheets and concerts. Once had a bee evict me from my own room and still paid rent.– @minjeongue
Your signature cocktail
Finance Lesbian Black Parade
This drink is strong and wired, like someone who calls herself a “finance lesbian falando aqui” while also losing her mind over MCR setlists and screaming “1 SEMANA PRO MCR FUUUUUUCK YEEEAAAHHHHHHHH”. The espresso-infused cachaça is for the overworked, under‑appreciated admin girl who sees job posts where estágio de administração bizarrely “exige saber linguagens de programação”. Açaí and blackberry bring deep, emo purple energy for the girl who’s ready to sob over Taehyun, declaring that Bird of Night is “melhor musica ja feita taehyun tu e minha luz”. Sparkling pink guava soda adds a fruity, sapphic fizz for the lesbian from Méier who says she’s kissed plenty of men but “apenas nunca sentia NADA” and now crochets fingerless gloves while going feral for aespa with her dad (“ele ama a ningning”). The smoked salt rim is for the bitter, sarcastic edge that drags racists and finance bros with lines like “admiro o espírito decolonial mas isso não impede o grupo de ser ruim” and “pensa numa pessoa que consegue me estressar a continentes de distância”. Finally, the lime peel shaped like a tiny sneaker nods to her fashion and fandom eye, gagging over details like “to gag com o all star dela” while planning outfits and makeup she’ll probably only wear to a concert or to “serir rosto” for a verification selfie (“fico feliz pela ia da olx que vai ver esse rosto”).
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline shows a very analytical, intellectually picky personality that fits Ravenclaw best. They constantly scrutinize media and art on structural grounds, e.g. asking “se a estética, melodia e letras são datas oq exatamente sobra pro álbum ser bom em 2026”, which shows a critical, almost academic approach to taste rather than just vibes. They also demonstrate a reflective, almost philosophical streak in tweets like “gente e simples: quem me dera vir desta terra entrar no céu voltar à terra e que entre a terra a terra e o céu nunca houvesse solo algum” and the melodramatic, fanfic-induced melancholy of “me sentindo meio triste aquela melancolia que só ler uma boa fanfic traz ao ser humano”. Their humor is sharp and concept-heavy, like calling out pseudo-biology in “estão querendo usar ocitocina para justificar misoginia estrutural a última que sair apaga a luz”, which shows skepticism and quick pattern recognition. Even their "finance lesbian" self-description in “finance lesbian falando aqui” underlines that they lean into identity via knowledge and specialization, very Ravenclaw-coded. While they have some Hufflepuff-ish loyalty to their faves and Slytherin-level sarcasm, the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, critical thinking, and witty analysis, which are quintessential Ravenclaw traits.
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Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
They’re literally counting down the days to see My Chemical Romance live and centering part of their vacation around it, as shown in “oficialmente de férias (que eu tirei pra ir ver o mcr)” and “1 SEMANA PRO MCR FUUUUUUCK YEEEAAAHHHHHHHH”, which already makes an MCR anthem a perfect fit. I’m Not Okay (I Promise) matches their mix of self-aware drama, dark humor, and emotional intensity—like when they say “me sentindo meio triste aquela melancolia que só ler uma boa fanfic traz ao ser humano”. The song’s blend of sarcasm and genuine vulnerability reflects how they tweet things like “vsf as pessoas levando a serio to mt mal” and still turn everything into a joke. Their aesthetic and emo streak—counting Danger Days tracks and freaking out over setlists in “nenhuma do bullets só uma do danger days… #MEDO REAL”—also align perfectly with the iconic, melodramatic energy of this song. Overall, I’m Not Okay (I Promise) captures their fandom, their sense of humor, and their slightly chaotic emotional vibe better than almost anything else.
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