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Your Simpsons character
This user is passionate, opinionated, and surprisingly principled, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they care a lot about fairness and calling out injustice, for example when they say things like “you’re not cool for being ableist” and defend disabled people being used as insults in memes “this girl has disabilities and is becoming an INSULT in the hands of these disgusting people”. They’re also very vocal in fandom politics and moral consistency, criticizing people who interact with someone they see as harmful: “stop being ‘friends’ with people who DON’T CARE about your faves”. At the same time, they’re nerdy and introspective about their own life and tastes, sharing “useless facts” about themselves like height, zodiac sign, and favorite song in a playful, self-aware way “useless facts about me!”. The mix of strong ethical stances, emotional intensity, and a bit of dramatic overthinking feels very Lisa: a smart, idealistic person stuck in a chaotic environment, constantly commenting on it.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they are highly interactive, constantly in fanwars and squad dynamics, openly broadcasting friend drama and in-jokes with mutuals, e.g. calling themselves "protagonists" of a squad in “‘cadê os protagonistas desse squad de merda chamado gllitorial’ chega eu, @cadelinhozinho e a @mokanguiinho” and happily announcing social gaming like “off porque tenho camp”. Their style fits Intuition (N): they focus on narratives, labels, and patterns in fandom behavior rather than concrete details, such as generalizing about fandom culture in “fico gag como é sempre a mesma panelinha em fanwar contra o gllitorial, parece que o capeta sorteou a dedo as meninas super poderosas” and joking in hypotheticals like “‘você prefere ouvir a discografia inteira do all day project ou entrar numa seita de mulheres que matam entregadores de pizza como oferenda’ eu:”. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: their arguments are rooted in values, hurt, and moral outrage, defending vulnerable people and idols with strong emotional language, for example “zoar uma garota de 14 anos que sofre de esquizofrenia é autismo, é lindo né? ... Se toquem porra” and “não é querer ser woke, mas você não é descolado por ser capacitista”. Finally, they show a Perceiving (P) preference: they are spontaneous and flexible, often changing course on a whim, like impulsively deciding to dye their hair in “decidi pintar meu cabelo hoje sozinha em casa, qual cor? veremos, que jeito? o cagado” and casually pausing fanwars when tired in “ai preguiça de fanwar, indo dar uma pause!”, rather than presenting a structured, planned life. Altogether, the highly social, emotionally expressive, values-driven, and spontaneous tweeting style matches ENFP best.

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22 • k-pop enjoyer (ILLIT, BTS, RV & more) • part-time fanwar survivor, full-time Robloxs & tournament stress gamer • once lost a squad to a bug– @minjuchiv

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This cocktail starts with fresh orange juice for their favorite drink and the way real-life comforts them more than Twitter, as seen when they say not being on the app is curing them: “não estar usando twitter tá me curando de uma forma” and also list orange juice as their fave: “bebida fav suco de laranja natural”. Strawberry-infused soju nods to their love of strawberry and playful, slightly chaotic stan energy: “fruta fav morango” and the way they scream in all caps about idols and friends: “EU AMO ESSE MIGUEL, NA MORALKKKKK garoto perfeito”. Pink cotton candy syrup represents their soft, girly, pastel persona and queencard confidence: “cor fav rosa claro” and “i am queencard, you wanna be a queencard?”. Sparkling water adds a fizzy, rookie-idol brightness that mirrors their excitement about girl groups and debuts like ILLIT and h2h: “final de 2025 foi tão perfeito pro illit” and “meus debuts favs de cada ano ... 2024: #ILLIT 2025: H2H”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture cuts through the sweetness with the sharp bite of their fanwar rants and zero-tolerance callouts, like when they go off on people being ableist or misogynistic: “não é querer ser woke, mas você não é descolado por ser capacitista” and “fedida é você sua vadia, respeita a bella, sua catinga humana”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are outspoken, confrontational when they see something wrong, and quick to defend themselves and others even if it creates conflict. They publicly call out people they see as unjust or harmful, for example blasting someone for xenophobia and defending Bella in “fedida é você sua vadia, respeita a bella, sua catinga humana. Quando você nasceu não precisou nem de prendedor no nariz, seu cheiro automaticamente matou as narinas de todo mundo xenofóbica do caralho”, and condemning ableist behavior in “não é querer ser woke, mas você não é descolado por ser capacitista” and “detalhe, essa menina tem deficiências e está virando XINGAMENTO na mão desse tipo de pessoa nojenta. Vocês merecem comer merda mesmo”. They also stand up for themselves as a minor against older users with lines like “Vocês se acham tão maturos, mas são os primeiros a ficar citando menor de idade por aí. Sejam adultos, porra, parem de me perseguir”, which shows courage and a refusal to be intimidated. Their involvement in intense fanwars, such as “to chocada que eu e o @keonhoess começamos uma fanwar de fearnot vs stays com um simples post”, and their willingness to publicly expose people they consider harmful in fandom spaces (“o que me dá mais NOJO do gllitwt é como esse povo prefere interagir de forma ‘irônica’ com essa YasMINJI… Deem unf nessa nojenta”) further underline their impulsive, bold, and confrontational nature. While there is loyalty to friends and fandoms, the dominant pattern is fiery bravery and a readiness to charge into conflict to defend their values, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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The song Queencard fits them because they openly embrace a playful, confident image and literally reference it, saying “i am queencard, you wanna be a queencard?”. Their bio vibe and love for cute aesthetics, like calling their favorite color “rosa claro” in “fatos inúteis sobre mim!”, align with the song’s theme of self-love and campy confidence. At the same time, they’re outspoken and unafraid to clap back, as seen when they defend idols and themselves in posts like “Vocês querem tanto me incriminar...” and “fedida é você sua vadia, respeita a bella...”, which matches the bold, unapologetic attitude in Queencard. Their mix of fandom passion, fanwar chaos, and self-aware humor – joking about being hated yet iconic with “imagina odiar eu e o @cadelinhozinho sendo que esse é o nosso off” – captures the same energy as the song’s message that you’re “that girl” whether others like it or not.

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