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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson most closely: sharp, principled, a bit self-righteous, and openly political. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about social issues and injustice, calling out racism and misogyny in tweets like “literally what is everyone’s problem with olandria??? i’m genuinely curious you guys just seem to hate black women atp.” and “american conservatives are genuinely some of the most stupid people i’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life”. They mix that moral streak with a nerdy, obsessive fandom side, defending SHINee and k-pop with near-academic precision, as in “that one bitch that dont play about shinee” and “SHINEE DO SOMETHING !!! A TOUR ANYTHING!!!”. Their sensitivity and openness about mental health – for example “honestly guys tried to kill myself the other week and realised i was my most free and happy when i was a fan girl” – also fit Lisa’s emotional depth and feeling of being out of step with the world. And like Lisa, they’re clever and cutting when debating bad takes, as seen in “my brother in christ if you genuinely think vaccines cause autism maybe you need to go get checked out” and “if they’re both minors it’s not pedophilia..it’s weird as fuck for sure but its not pedophilia please learn the difference”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with others, address mutuals directly, and eagerly share experiences like seeing Taemin (“I CANT BELIEVE HES REAL!!! #taemin #taemininlondon”) and concerts (“not kpop related but i saw papa roach yesterday…”), plus they openly discuss personal struggles (“honestly guys tried to kill myself the other week…”), showing an outward-processing, socially engaged style. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they frequently generalize and critique patterns in discourse and culture—e.g. talking about biphobia and queer discourse (“just because a bi woman has a boyfriend doesn’t mean she isn’t still bi btw!”), and calling out broader fandom behavior (“you man are seriously pissing me off… SHUT UP IF UR NOT A DAN AND PHIL FAN CHALLENGE”). Their values-first and emotionally charged language suggests Feeling (F): they defend marginalized groups (“you guys just seem to hate black women atp”) and queer people (“ah so this isn’t okay but someone saying kill all trans people is ? nice one elon you fucking twat.”), and react intensely to perceived injustice (“if we were to put the fact you support a genocide aside you’re still one of the most hideous mother fuckers…”). Finally, they come off as Perceiving (P) rather than J: their life looks spontaneous and reactive—breaking up suddenly (“just broke up with my boyfriend oh”), impulsive humour about daily inconveniences (“vape died and the shop don’t open till 7am should i kill myslef”), and diving into interests like dolls and The Sims in a very exploratory, non-structured way (“i just been banging out gorgeous sims recently guys”). Taken together—highly expressive, values-driven, quick to champion causes, and very spontaneous—ENFP is the best overall fit.

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22 | she/her | Cypriot in the UK. Once had Hanse light my cigarette in a Hongdae club. SHINee, dolls & The Sims when I’m not yelling about media ethics.– @minkicvnt

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This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged, just like someone who tweets “vape died and the shop don’t open till 7am should i kill myslef” and “my vape tastes burnt let’s all just kill ourselves” over minor inconveniences. The high-proof soju shot is for the K‑pop core, from screaming “SHINEE DO SOMETHING !!! A TOUR ANYTHING!!!” to losing it over “#taemin #taemininlondon”. Blue Curaçao makes it SHINee‑coded and a little camp, matching the melodramatic stan who calls herself “that one bitch that dont play about shinee”. Spiced cherry liqueur adds heat for the way she drags people, from “you’re french, opinion immediately doesn’t matter” to “dirty pedo”. Lychee juice keeps it sweet and girly for the doll‑collecting, Sims‑obsessed side who posts “these are my two sims!! Iris and Lillie!” and gushes over her G1 Twyla, while the smoked sea salt rim is the bitterness of someone who can tweet “american conservatives are genuinely some of the most stupid people i’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life” and still go back to fangirling because that’s when she felt most free.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are bluntly confrontational and constantly stand up for what they think is right, even when it means attacking popular opinions or big groups of people. They call out racism and misogyny directly, as in “literally what is everyone’s problem with olandria??? i’m genuinely curious you guys just seem to hate black women atp.” and “american conservatives are genuinely some of the most stupid people i’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life”. They also fiercely defend queer people and trans people, e.g. “ah so this isn’t okay but someone saying kill all trans people is ? nice one elon you fucking twat.” and “just because a bi woman has a boyfriend doesn’t mean she isn’t still bi btw!”, showing moral courage more than diplomatic patience. Their impulsive, dramatic style (“vape died and the shop don’t open till 7am should i kill myslef” and “im killing myself. i am not giving ea my fawking money”) fits Gryffindor’s loud, feelings-first energy more than the calculation of Slytherin or the calm loyalty of Hufflepuff. They also show raw emotional bravery about their own struggles, e.g. “honestly guys tried to kill myself the other week and realised i was my most free and happy when i was a fan girl so im forcing myself back into it even if it’s the last thing i do.”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s tendency to confront pain head-on. Overall, their timeline reads as someone who charges into every conflict on behalf of their values, which is quintessential Gryffindor behavior.

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A song that unapologetically celebrates identity and queerness fits them perfectly, and Born This Way captures that loud, opinionated pride. They defend queer identities and bi women explicitly, like when they say “just because a bi woman has a boyfriend doesn’t mean she isn’t still bi btw!” and call out people for saying “queer women can get boyfriends and still be queer.”. They are fiercely political and outspoken against bigotry, shown in tweets like “american conservatives are genuinely some of the most stupid people i’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life” and “ah so this isn’t okay but someone saying kill all trans people is ? nice one elon you fucking twat.”. The song’s theme of surviving struggle and still loving yourself also fits moments where they’re open about mental health, like “honestly guys tried to kill myself the other week and realised i was my most free and happy when i was a fan girl”. Overall, their mix of fandom passion, queer pride, and aggressive anti-bigotry energy lines up with the defiant self-love at the core of Born This Way.

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