Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative humor: Uses vivid, imaginative jokes and scenarios, like the DoorDash stabbing bit in “I made my doordasher show up in the snowstorm to deliver me some chapstick and left a 2 dollar tip, he then stabbed me 17 times in a row and left with the chapstick”.
- Fandom passion: Shows deep enthusiasm and knowledge for Homestuck and related media in posts like “READING THE HOMESTUCK EPILOGUES FOR THE FIRST TIME RIGHT NOW, WHAT???????” and multiple character analyses/headcanons.
- Supportive friend: Talks fondly about friends and a twin, drawing gifts like “Happy Early 91st birthday @benthicmidas !!!! I drew a Tavros for my twin”.
- Artistic talent: Regularly posts original drawings and merch, such as “TEREZI KEYCHAIN JUST ARRIVED AND SHE IS NOW IN MY ETSY SHOP READY TO ORDER ALONG WITH KARKAT!!! #homestuck”.
- Queer-affirming: Defends nuanced queer representation, e.g. “you guys know transmascs can still dress feminine and like feminine things right??? It's important to me that you know this”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and strong profanity, such as “Nobody is gonna be flying a kite in 2 degree weather you fucking amphibian”.
- Self-deprecation: Puts themself down in a joking but negative way, like “My twin is sick of me I think and I'd understand why”.
- Fixated fandom: Timeline is heavily dominated by one fandom (Homestuck), for example “Homestuck is such a gooner webcomic 😭 what was Andrew thinking when they came up with this”, which can narrow range of topics.
- Violent hyperbole: Uses extreme violent imagery for jokes, like the stabbing scenario in “I made my doordasher show up in the snowstorm… he then stabbed me 17 times in a row and left with the chapstick”.
- Perpetual cynicism: Often frames things with exasperation or pessimism, for instance “Homestuck is such a gooner webcomic 😭 what was Andrew thinking when they came up with this” and complaints about shipping discourse.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They line up most closely with Lisa Simpson: smart, media‑obsessed, emotional, and very online. Like Lisa, they’re deeply into niche fandom and analysis, constantly dissecting Homestuck classpects and headcanons, as in “How it feels realizing you're a completely different classpect than what you thought you were and now you gotta update everyone on it” and “Human troll hair color headcanons”. They show strong opinions and ethics about fandom and gender, e.g. “dni proship & shedtwt” and the rant in “why are transmasc rose headcanons being treated as bad????”, which feels very Lisa-ish in its mix of social consciousness and nerdiness. At the same time, they’re self-deprecating and melodramatic in a comedic way, like “I made my doordasher show up in the snowstorm… he then stabbed me 17 times in a row and left with the chapstick” and “How it feels watching all your mutuals slowly become inactive after losing interest in a fandom you met them in”, which parallels Lisa’s flair for angst and overstatement. Their love for animals and little creature comforts, such as “Buy sun conure plush YOU BEST BELIEVE I WILL” and “FEELING MATERNAL OVER THE MANGO PSYDUCK JELLY I ORDERED”, also fits Lisa’s soft, sentimental side. Overall, they read as a grown-up, extremely-online Lisa Simpson: principled, fannish, sarcastic, and tender underneath the jokes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with mutuals, do watch parties (“I wanted to get into heated rivalry cause my friends wanted to do a watch party”), call friends late at night (“Me on call with my friends at 10 pm: hey guys it's national bagel day”), and openly share selfies and personal anecdotes (“I haven't dressed feminine in forever… I'm like if karkat vantas was a beautiful they”). They are clearly iNtuitive, constantly spinning media into meta/fandom concepts and symbols rather than just surface-level reactions, like classpect musings and headcanons (“How it feels realizing you're a completely different classpect than what you thought you were”, “Human troll hair color headcanons”). Their tone is highly values‑driven and empathetic, pointing to Feeling: they defend transmasc representation with emotional emphasis (“you guys know transmascs can still dress feminine… It's important to me that you know this”) and react strongly to perceived cruelty or injustice (“You can't detain a fucking two year old. The little girl was kidnapped”). Finally, they read as Perceiving: their life comes off spontaneous and chaotic (delivery mishaps, lost packages, impulsive purchases) and they frame it humorously rather than as something to tightly organize (“I made my doordasher show up in the snowstorm to deliver me some chapstick and left a 2 dollar tip”, “I've lost 4 packages when I TRIPLE CHECK THE ADDRESS… who the FUCK is BRENDA”). Combined, this energetic, meta-fandom, value‑heavy, and spontaneous style best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you’re an 18 y/o Derse Dreamer Prince of Light, selfshipping William Afton’s wife & boyfriend, and still have time to argue about blond Vriska and transmasc Rose takes… do I have to roll for initiative or can I just ask you out like a normal non-sburb NPC?
- If you’re a Prince of Light, does that mean you can destroy my doom with enlightenment? Because the way you drew Dave and Karkat in 2000s emo style has me thinking we should start a doomed timeline where we ‘accidentally’ end up on a call watching Homestuck TikToks together.
- You saying you’re ‘like if Karkat Vantas was a beautiful they’ is wild, because I already want to be the Dave to your Karkat: texting you about Wordle like it’s life or death, bringing you mango Psyduck jelly, and making sure your bird gets fed even when your dad makes that face.
- I saw your Terezi and Karkat keychains on Etsy and had a crisis: do I buy them to support your art, or just ask if you’ll draw us as trolls so I can canonize my crush on the person who made Freddy Fazbear eating a burger emotionally significant?
- You really tweeted ‘nobody is gonna be flying a kite in 2 degree weather you fucking amphibian’ and then turned around and got maternal over a mango Psyduck jelly—if that’s your emotional range, I volunteer to be the next small creature you overprotect while roasting everyone else.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • Artist, Homestuck enjoyer & bird parent • Once tipped $2 in a snowstorm for chapstick and lived to tweet the tale • Shop: minksstinksshop.etsy.com– @MinksStinks_
Your signature cocktail
The Derse Dreamer Disaster Sprite
This chaotic purple drink matches their Homestuck brainrot and classpect, with violet curaçao and glitter nodding to their bio as a “Derse Dreamer Prince of Light” and their Etsy keychains in “TEREZI KEYCHAIN JUST ARRIVED AND SHE IS NOW IN MY ETSY SHOP READY TO ORDER ALONG WITH KARKAT!!! #homestuck”. Spiced rum gives it a sharp, slightly unhinged bite to honor lines like “Nobody is gonna be flying a kite in 2 degree weather you fucking amphibian” and their habit of threateningly funny exaggerations like “I made my doordasher show up in the snowstorm… he then stabbed me 17 times in a row and left with the chapstick”. Blackberry lemonade keeps it sweet-tart, like someone who can say “I THINK ANY SHIP WITH ROSE AND A MAN IS ASS” and still turn around to be soft about fandom and friends in “Me and Dave benthicmidas have this thing where i send him like thirty homestuck tiktoks and then I make him watch them on call with me”. The lychee jelly/popping boba references their delight in weird little guys and textures, from Pokémon grumpigs in “'Hey men' and they are grumpig 😭😭😭😭” to the “mango psyduck jelly” they felt maternal about in “FEELING MATERNAL OVER THE MANGO PSYDUCK JELLY I ORDERED”. Overall, it’s energetic, a little overdramatic, and dyed in Homestuck purple — the kind of drink someone would order while live-tweeting “Homestuck is such a gooner webcomic 😭 what was Andrew thinking when they came up with this”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their posting shows a mix of sharp wit, meta-fandom analysis, and creative worldbuilding that points most strongly to Ravenclaw. They dive into nuanced identity/fandom discourse, e.g. questioning assumptions about gender presentation in a thoughtful way in “Am I missing something? why are transmasc rose headcanons being treated as bad???? If it's because she likes being feminine: you guys know transmascs can still dress feminine and like feminine things right??? It's important to me that you know this”, which reflects analytic thinking rather than pure vibes or conflict. They clearly enjoy systematizing and theorizing about fictional universes, as seen in “Human troll hair color headcanons...” and in their classpect talk like “How it feels realizing you're a completely different classpect than what you thought you were and now you gotta update everyone on it”, which is very Ravenclaw-coded obsession with categorization and lore. Their humor is also heavily referential and clever—consider “Homestuck is such a gooner webcomic 😭 what was Andrew thinking when they came up with this” and the fake chain-email parody “ATTENTION😭HOMESTUCK😭FANS😭IF😭YOU😭RECIEVE😭AN😭EMAIL😭CALLED😭JOHN😭AND😭DAVE😭KISSING...”—which leans more into intellectual playfulness than raw edge. While there are flashes of loyalty and self-deprecating bravery (e.g. joking about illness or incarceration), the most consistent throughline is a brainy, hyper-online creativity and analysis style, which fits Ravenclaw better than the other houses.
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Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance because it balances melodramatic emotion, gallows humor, and deeply online fandom culture the same way they do. They’re heavily into Homestuck, emo aesthetics, and character angst, as seen in posts like “Man whatever. Dave and Karkat in the 2000s emo art style” and “I forgot I drew this last night. Made john go through a bpd episode instead of me”, which echoes the song’s themes of trauma and coping through stylized, dramatic narrative. Their sense of humor is dark but playful—like “I made my doordasher show up in the snowstorm to deliver me some chapstick and left a 2 dollar tip, he then stabbed me 17 times in a row and left with the chapstick” and “How it feels watching all your mutuals slowly become inactive after losing interest in a fandom you met them in”—which fits the song’s mix of bleakness and cathartic, almost theatrical hope. Their self-description as a Derse Dreamer Prince of Light and lines like “I'm like if karkat vantas was a beautiful they” match the song’s vibe of a dramatic, self-aware protagonist processing pain through a grand, emotional narrative. Overall, the track’s blend of emo grandiosity, found-family/fandom energy, and resilience through melodrama reflects their online persona and interests almost perfectly.
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