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This user fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly cracking unfiltered jokes with a slightly feral energy. They lean into dark, self-destructive humor like “sem querer eu dei uma calculada braba não comi nada o dia todo corri no sol tomei 40mg de zolpidem talvez (ou não) amanhã teremos novidades”, which feels very Bart-in-trouble-but-still-joking. Their horny, bratty tone in posts such as “eu vestida de puta com a calcinha de fora e o uber com 3 crucifixo pendurado” and “queria ser a novinha que a hyeri come escondido” matches Bart’s boundary-pushing, rule-breaking side. At the same time, they’re extremely fandom-obsessed and dramatic about idols, like “eu n aguento mais ver ela sorrindo pra outras pessoas mj vou te trancar em casa” and “plmdds que gracinha pode ficar com esse perfume aí quer o mundo eu te dou que linda jesus”, echoing Bart’s over-the-top loyalty and fixation on his interests. Overall, they read far more like a chaotic, meme-addicted teenage menace than a responsible Lisa or stable Marge, making Bart the closest match.

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They read as an Extravert: highly interactive, constantly reacting to media and people, using dramatic, performative language that assumes an audience, e.g. “eu latia de volta” and “PAPAI NOEL DE NATAL ESSE ANO EU QUERO”. Their humor is imaginative and metaphor-heavy rather than grounded in concrete detail, suggesting Intuition: they spin scenarios and headcanons like “reunião de pais pq a filha delas jogou cola no cabelo do filho das ningselle” and fictional AUs such as “e o aespa é de outra escola e elas se conhecem na competição nacional intercolegial de bandas”. Emotional intensity and value‑laden reactions point to Feeling over Thinking: they gush and catastrophize about idols and characters (“eu tenho certeza que deus existe”, “PAREM DE PRECIFICAR MULHERES”) rather than constructing logical arguments. Finally, their life seems spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive behavior and chaotic self‑reports like “sem querer eu dei uma calculada braba não comi nada o dia todo corri no sol tomei 40mg de zolpidem talvez (ou não) amanhã teremos novidades”, showing a clear tilt toward Perceiving over Judging. Taken together—expressive social energy, imaginative hyperbole, emotion-driven takes, and improvisational lifestyle—they best fit ENFP.

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Multifandom analyst in Rio. Once skipped meals, ran in the sun & took zolpidem by mistake—now I just manage obsessions, not life choices.– @minsikakika

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This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with blue curaçao mist, a nod to their chaotic Brazilian multifandom heart and the chanty chaos of “katarinabluu katarinabluu i like blue too winterbluu”. Guaraná soda with a shot of espresso captures their cracked, hyper timeline energy and the unhinged stamina behind posts like “CHEGOU MEU PC DA WINTER ARMAGEDDON PUTONA”. A hit of spicy ginger syrup represents the sharp, slightly vicious humor in lines such as “se um vei desse me da uma jornalada a próxima coisa que ele vai ver é jesus cristo”. Finally, lime juice with a pinch of sea salt brings in the drama and self-destructive undertones of “sem querer eu dei uma calculada braba não comi nada o dia todo corri no sol tomei 40mg de zolpidem talvez (ou não) amanhã teremos novidades”, balancing their sweet fangirl side from “eu amo ter amizades reais com oomf” with a sharp, salty edge. Strong, sparkling, a little dangerous, and very online—this is a drink that absolutely would livetweet its own hangover.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin energy through a mix of sharp humor, self‑preservation instincts, and a taste for chaos. They openly fantasize about violent retaliation in a very matter‑of‑fact way, like when they say that if an old man hit them with a newspaper, “the next thing he’s going to see is Jesus Christ” in “se um vei desse me da uma jornalada a próxima coisa que ele vai ver é jesus cristo”, which reflects an instinct to strike back rather than back down. There’s a recurring appreciation for morally grey, dangerous, or powerful characters and dynamics, such as wanting to burn down the Zen’in clan with someone in “queria dixavar enrolar e queimar o clan zennin com ela” and reveling in brutal scenes like a character skiing in blood in “ela esquiando no sangue é humilhação pura”. They also demonstrate a kind of shameless, goal‑oriented hedonism and willingness to lean into being seen as ‘bad’ or provocative, for example going out “dressed like a slut with panties showing” despite the Uber driver’s crucifixes in “eu vestida de puta com a calcinha de fora e o uber com 3 crucifixo pendurado”. While they clearly care about friends and idols, the dominant traits in their timeline are intensity, vengeful humor, and comfort with darker themes, which align most strongly with Slytherin rather than the other houses.

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Their timeline is chaotic, horny, and self-aware in a very fangirl-rockstar way, which fits the messy, impulsive attitude of bad idea right?. They joke about self-destructive or reckless behavior with a dark sense of humor, like when they say “sem querer eu dei uma calculada braba não comi nada o dia todo corri no sol tomei 40mg de zolpidem talvez (ou não) amanhã teremos novidades”. They’re extremely dramatic and obsessive about their idols, constantly thirst-tweeting and exaggerating feelings, e.g. “tipo assim se eu me matar hj tá de boa” and “plmdds que gracinha pode ficar com esse perfume aí quer o mundo eu te dou que linda jesus”. Their bio, “multifandom é que nem crack”, plus posts like “CHEGOU MEU PC DA WINTER ARMAGEDDON PUTONA”, show the same kind of unhinged, I-know-this-is-bad-but-I-love-it energy that defines the song. Overall, their mix of humor, obsession, and chaotic gay/fangirl vibes mirrors the reckless, tongue‑in‑cheek narrative of Olivia’s track.

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