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Your Simpsons character
Michael shares Mr. Burns's business acumen and critical outlook on society. Like Burns, Michael is deeply invested in wealth and power, as seen in his Bitcoin advocacy and €10bn portfolio. His sarcastic tone, 'Europeans live in American minds rent free,' mirrors Burns's sharp wit. While Michael's pride in the Netherlands contrasts Burns's selfishness, both have a knack for provocative statements and strategic thinking. They'd likely bond over financial dominance and disdain for mediocrity.

Your MBTI personality Type
Michael embodies ENTJ: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, and judging. His extraversion is evident in his engagement with global investors, as seen in 'In the past weeks I’ve talked to numerous of the worlds largest pension funds.' Intuition drives his geopolitical insights, like 'China has the cards.' His thinking side critiques logically, 'The U.S. went from American exceptionalism to American totalitarianism.' Judging is clear in his decisive Bitcoin advocacy, 'NEVER short BTC unless you like being poor.' Michael thrives on leadership and strategic thinking.

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Dutchman 🇳🇱 | €10bn Investment Co. Managing Director | Bitcoin maximalist | Proud of my heritage, critical of global politics | Architect of sarcasm | Making investments, not excuses.– @Mio_Mind

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The 'Dutch Bitcoin Breeze' represents Michael’s Dutch pride and Bitcoin advocacy. Genever symbolizes his roots, while orange liqueur reflects his love for the Netherlands 🇳🇱. Lime juice adds a sharp, refreshing twist, mirroring his provocative tweets like 'Trump and America are such toxic obnoxious mfers.' Sparkling water represents the volatility of Bitcoin, and gold dust garnish signifies wealth and success. This cocktail is a sophisticated blend of culture and ambition.

Your Hogwarts House
Michael fits Slytherin due to his ambition and strategic thinking. His role as Managing Director of a €10bn investment company reflects Slytherin traits of leadership and resourcefulness. His sharp critiques of the U.S., like 'Americans are having major cope,' show a cunning and unapologetic nature. His Bitcoin advocacy, 'NEVER short BTC unless you like being poor,' aligns with Slytherin’s drive for success and wealth. While he might lack Gryffindor's bravery or Hufflepuff's loyalty, his calculated approach to investments and global politics is pure Slytherin.

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Pink Floyd's 'Money' matches Michael's focus on wealth and critique of societal norms. His Bitcoin tweets, like 'BTC is up 17% in April,' reflect the song’s themes of financial ambition. His disdain for American culture, 'Europeans live in American minds rent free,' aligns with the song’s critical tone. The line 'Money, it's a crime' fits his provocative takes on global economics. This classic rock anthem captures his sharp and wealth-driven personality.

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