Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intense Loyalty: Jay demonstrates unwavering devotion to Mirage, even being “recognized as the mirage guy” in community spaces.
- Community Support: He actively promotes his friends' work, frequently demanding that “EVERYONE LIKE THIS NOW” to boost their engagement.
- Self-Awareness: He recognizes his own social habits, admitting he needs to “try commenting more” to maintain connections with others.
- Creative Passion: Jay curates extensive media collections for his interests, including a “mirage playlist” and a Google Doc for art.
- Artistic Ambition: He shows a desire to grow by identifying technical flaws, noting that “making them bigger” might help improve his drawings.
Weaknesses:
- Severe Self-Criticism: He often disparages his own talent, stating “nvm i cant draw for shit” shortly after trying.
- Procrastination: He frequently delays creative projects, noting that he “haven’t drawn in forever” despite having ideas.
- Poor Sleep Hygiene: His schedule is highly irregular, evidenced by “Ate lunch at 4:30” due to a messed up sleep cycle.
- Perfectionism: Jay struggles to appreciate his progress, admitting he “hate all my art” that isn't brand new.
- Hyperfixation: He becomes so absorbed in specific interests that he claims to have “lost the plot” regarding other topics.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, Jay displays an intense, singular fixation on a specific love interest, often leaning into a 'lovable loser' persona characterized by self-deprecation and extreme devotion. He frequently expresses a lack of confidence in his own abilities, particularly regarding his art, stating “nvm i cant draw for shit” and “I hate drawing”. His obsession with his 'self-ship' Jam (Jay + Mirage) mirrors Milhouse’s relentless pursuit of Lisa, especially when he tweets about needing to “up the time spent kissing mirage this year”. Jay even acknowledges his own intense behavior, comparing himself to “one of those angry seals so full of hatred”. Ultimately, his identity as the “mirage guy” defines his social presence, much like Milhouse’s identity is tied to his unrequited crushes and niche interests.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Jay demonstrates Introversion through his preference for solitary hobbies like drawing and gaming, as well as his mention of a “priv” account for more personal thoughts. His Intuition is evident in his deep investment in 'self-shipping' and AU (alternate universe) concepts, such as his “jam vampire au” and interpreting songs as “jam coded.” The Feeling trait is prominent in his emotionally driven posts and intense affection for the character Mirage, often expressing a “need to lick mirage’s eye lens” or seeking comfort through “jam cuddling.” Finally, his Perceiving nature shows in his struggle with a “messed up” sleep schedule and his spontaneous, often self-deprecating approach to creative work, such as abandoning drawing because it might “look bad anyway.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a lane merge sign? Because every time I see you, I immediately think of Mirage and how we're meant to be together.
- I promise I’m nothing like that sibling-coded self-ship rumor—I’m strictly 'smash my face against yours' and 'kiss in the closet' coded.
- Forget Fallout: New Vegas, you’re the only thing making me want to enter a two-week Minecraft phase just to build us a home.
- I may not be Gabriel, but I could definitely be the very good, very homosexual man of your dreams if you’d let me take you to lunch before 4:30.
- I heard you’re a perfectionist who thinks they can’t draw, so why don't you use me as your canvas? I promise I'll look good even if you haven't practiced in a 'yera'.
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Your new Twitter bio
Digital artist and Ultrakill enthusiast. I once mistook a highway merge sign for a Mirage reference. Dedicated to the 'Jam' self-ship and New Vegas marathons.– @MiragesLover
Your signature cocktail
The Jam-Coded Circuit Breaker
This experimental, high-energy cocktail is designed for someone who is “so full of hatred” yet incredibly sweet on their 'robot wife.' The raspberry jam and luster dust reflect the owner's 'Jam' self-ship and their obsession with “metal 🤤”, while the cider offers a laid-back base for someone who admits they are “a fat chilling”. The drink's bright, chaotic appearance mirrors Jay’s tendency to yell “EVERYONE LIKE THIS NOW” at peak art. It’s the perfect companion for a “two week Minecraft phase” or a deep dive into the “mirage playlist.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jay’s online presence is defined by unwavering loyalty to his 'self-ship,' consistently referring to the character Mirage as his wife and expressing a deep desire for simple, comforting intimacy like “jam cuddling is a need rn”. He demonstrates the Hufflepuff trait of being a dedicated 'cheerleader' for his community, frequently using his platform to boost others by demanding “EVERYONE LIKE THIS NOW” on his friends' art. Despite his self-deprecating humor about his own skills, he shows a patient, hardworking nature toward his hobbies, noting he is “Adding mirage art into the jam google doc” and maintaining extensive archives. His focus on kindness and connection is evident in his desire to be more present for his friends, stating, “I’ll try commenting more and maybe u guys could also try that idk I like talking to yall”.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
Jay explicitly identifies with this track, stating that “Teenage dirtbag is very jam coded”, referring to the self-ship between himself and the ULTRAKILL character Mirage. The song’s theme of pining for an unattainable, cool girl perfectly mirrors his intense obsession, as seen when he says, “All this just to want to kiss a mirage”. His frequent self-deprecating comments about his appearance and lack of artistic skill align with the 'dirtbag' persona, such as when he admits “nvm i cant draw for shit”. Ultimately, the song captures his adolescent fervor and his dedicated role as the “mirage guy” who spends his time curating playlists and dreaming of his robot girlfriend.
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