Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows care for others’ struggles in “you and your struggles are valid no matter what ed you have, hope you all stay safe and are able to be kinder to yourself 🫶”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges being a 'trend hopper' and jokes about edtwt misery in “I’m a trend hopper and I’m proud” and “edtt seems so miserable tbh like egg whites 4 egg whites for breakfast? THAT’S IT??”.
- Supportive: Encourages others to join fun prompts like “Anynyan who wants to do this totally should ^_^ ———— Letting pinterest pick a...” and shares recipes like vegan ricotta and oats for others to try.
- Humorous: Uses humor and memes about her situation, e.g. “grocery shopping while ⭐️ving is not for the weak, was ready to put just about anything in the basket” and “how it feels using my 2 sems of chemistry to convert g to mL so I can put it into my cal tracker”.
- Creative: Invents and photographs dishes like “brown sugar nutty apple pie inspired oats details in alt !!” and “spiced egg white oats !! 282kcal | 29.9g p”.
Weaknesses:
- Body-obsessed: Frequently fixates on weight and appearance in posts like “STARTING OFF THE MONTH WITH WEIGHT LOSS HELL YEAHHH” and “guys do you see something different 😁”.
- Self-critical: Uses harsh language toward herself, e.g. “CAN I JUST DO ONE THING RIGHT OMFG” and disgust at her stomach in “I saw my lower stomach bulge(?) as I sat up and I’m genuinely so disgusted right now”.
- Disordered-eating: Openly engages in harmful patterns like praising ⭐️ving and very low intake in “I miss living alone tbh, was so much easier to ⭐️ve” and “wieiad in the hospital being w a loved one all day 1340kcal total” as a total.
- Guilt-driven: Expresses intense guilt around food, e.g. “I genuinely feel like SHIT OMFG WHY DID I DO THAT” after eating at maintenance and “it didn’t even taste good”.
- Distress-prone: Shows strong emotional swings and hopelessness in “atp idk if I should shave my head or die” and anxiety about minor weight changes in “that number on the scale GOTTA go down now omg pls pls pls”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Celia most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, self-analytical, and often hard on herself while still trying to be kind to others. Like Lisa, she’s hyper-aware and perfectionistic about numbers and performance, seen in tweets about carefully tracking calories and even using chemistry to convert units for her tracker, as in “how it feels using my 2 sems of chemistry to convert g to mL so I can put it into my cal tracker”. She shows compassion toward others in her community, similar to Lisa’s empathy, when she says “you and your struggles are valid no matter what ed you have, hope you all stay safe and are able to be kinder to yourself 🫶”. At the same time, Celia struggles with body image and feeling like she’s never doing enough, echoing Lisa’s insecurity, for example in “my shirt rode up a bit while I was laying down and I saw my lower stomach bulge(?) as I sat up and I’m genuinely so disgusted right now” and “CAN I JUST DO ONE THING RIGHT OMFG”. Even her moments of dark humor and dramatic frustration, such as “atp idk if I should shave my head or die”, fit Lisa’s tendency to oscillate between idealism and existential angst.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
They lean Introvert (I): most content centers on internal experiences, body image, and food rather than social events, and they describe solitary activities like tracking calories and scrolling edtwt, e.g., “scrolling on edtwt while getting my hair done bc I never gaf” and “I miss living alone tbh, was so much easier to ⭐️ve”, which shows comfort in being alone and focusing inward. Their posts suggest Sensing (S) through concrete, detail-heavy focus on numbers, food, and physical sensations: calories, grams, weight fluctuations, and specific recipes like “brown sugar nutty apple pie inspired oats details in alt !!” and “spiced egg white oats !! 282kcal | 29.9g p”, as well as frustration about menus lacking calorie info in “how are you a franchise and you don’t have calories listed for your menu items…”. She appears strongly Feeling (F): she validates others’ emotions in “you and your struggles are valid no matter what ed you have, hope you all stay safe and are able to be kinder to yourself 🫶”, reacts emotionally and self-critically to food and body image like “my shirt rode up a bit… I’m genuinely so disgusted right now” and “I genuinely feel like SHIT OMFG WHY DID I DO THAT”, and frames decisions in terms of how they feel rather than detached logic. Finally, she seems more Judging (J) than Perceiving: she tracks calories, sets limits, and reacts strongly when plans are disrupted, as in “decided I would eat at maintenance today bc I’ve plateaued and I still did exercise…”, “the concept of eating 700kcal+ because I went 30 over my limit”, and “that number on the scale GOTTA go down now omg pls pls pls”, all showing a structured, goal- and rule-oriented mindset. Taken together—private, detail- and body-focused, emotionally expressive, and highly organized around plans and limits—she best fits ISFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can use two semesters of chemistry to convert grams to mL for your cal tracker, think you could use that same brainpower to calculate the exact conditions under which you’d agree to go on a date with me?
- You said you almost cried watching Italy in pairs figure skating… we could balance it out: you bring the Olympic-level emotions, I’ll bring snacks that don’t even need a calorie count on the menu.
- As someone who made vegan ricotta so good your tofu‑hating mom converted, I feel like you’d have no problem turning me from ‘just scrolling edtwt’ into ‘actually lowkey obsessed with you.’
- You said cals don’t count on your period, so scientifically speaking, grabbing coffee together then should be totally risk‑free… except for the very real chance I fall for you harder than your Dunkin freebie habit.
- You talked about letting Pinterest pick your drink, quote, thinspo, and fruit—how about we let Pinterest pick our date aesthetic, and we’ll improvise the part where I keep telling you your ‘lower stomach bulge’ is actually just an adorable delusion?
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Your new Twitter bio
Celia · 04 · turning chem class into calorie math, tofu into ricotta, and chaos into decent oats. Pro-recovery, pro-figure skating, anti-number obsession.– @mirrorbruise
Your signature cocktail
Zero-Cal Stardust Spritz
This drink starts with vodka infused with brown sugar apple peel, a nod to their cozy, recipe-obsessed side and creative oats like “brown sugar nutty apple pie inspired oats details in alt !!”. The sparkling water with a splash of zero-sugar cola captures their fixation on low/zero calorie drinks and the magical thinking around them, like “drinking a zero cal soda as if it’s going to counteract the cals in the amount of falafel, hummus, and tabbouleh I ate😭”. A cloud of strawberry–tofu “ricotta” foam represents their experimental, food-hacking side and softness under pressure, echoing “I made vegan ricotta and strawberry preserves and decided to have it on toast :)” and winning over her mom with tofu in “I made one for my mom today… she really likes it”. The dash of cold brew concentrate channels their jittery, wired energy around coffee and appetite, as in “any low cal dunkin iced coffee recs? got a freebie I need to use up lol” and “I think some of yall lying about coffee suppressing your appetite”. Finally, a pinch of smoked sea salt adds a bittersweet edge, reflecting the darker, self-critical moments like “my shirt rode up… I’m genuinely so disgusted right now” and “atp idk if I should shave my head or die”, while still honoring their pro-recovery compassion in “you and your struggles are valid no matter what ed you have, hope you all stay safe and are able to be kinder to yourself 🫶”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Celia shows a strong analytical and detail-oriented streak that aligns with Ravenclaw. She treats food and calories almost like a science project, using her “2 sems of chemistry” to convert units for tracking, as in “how it feels using my 2 sems of chemistry to convert g to mL so I can put it into my cal tracker”. Her curiosity and desire to optimize and understand extends to small things, like comparing products and questioning assumptions, e.g. “just found out that 1 serving of zero sugar oreos is only 8kcal less than regular oreos…” and “bc wdym cassava/yuca is 330cal for 204g”. She experiments with recipes and techniques in a thoughtful way, such as making vegan ricotta that even convinces her tofu-averse mom (“I made one for my mom today… she really likes it”) and tweaking oatmeal with egg whites for texture (“spiced egg white oats !! 282kcal | 29.9g p”, “i love whoever discovered that putting egg whites in oatmeal makes it creamy”). Even her frustrations are framed in terms of understanding and systematizing her experience, like noticing patterns around medication and weight in “been taking pantoprazole for a while and I keep gaining/losing the same weight”. While she does show kindness and community-mindedness (e.g. “you and your struggles are valid no matter what ed you have, hope you all stay safe and are able to be kinder to yourself”), the dominant traits are curiosity, experimentation, and data-minded analysis, which are quintessentially Ravenclaw.
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Your song
jealousy, jealousy - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑known song that fits Celia is jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures obsessive comparison, body image struggles, and self-criticism. She constantly focuses on numbers and weight, celebrating losses like “STARTING OFF THE MONTH WITH WEIGHT LOSS HELL YEAHHH” and stressing when the scale doesn’t move, as in “that number on the scale GOTTA go down now omg pls pls pls”. Her bio “(not) recovered 𖦹 bmi 21” and tweets like “my shirt rode up a bit while I was laying down and I saw my lower stomach bulge(?) as I sat up and I’m genuinely so disgusted right now” mirror the song’s theme of hating what you see in the mirror. The way she scrolls edtwt and thinspo, e.g. “scrolling on edtwt while getting my hair done bc I never gaf” and aesthetic trends like “Anynyan who wants to do this totally should ^_^ ———— Letting pinterest pick a...”, fits the song’s lines about social media intensifying insecurity. Even her dark humor about restriction and fasting, such as “I miss living alone tbh, was so much easier to ⭐️ve”, aligns with the song’s underlying frustration and exhaustion with trying to be "perfect."
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